Lotsa kewl monkey avatars!
Ayup
Sure are!
Ook
MONKEYS!!! DIE!!!
MONKEYS!!! DIE!!!
Great, look what you've done Patrick.
And in responce to the question: Yes yes yes yes yes!!!!
Once you go undead- you never go back.
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
I would agree that Kobold Cleaver is currently looking outnumbered without the assistance of his pigeons, yes.
To address the ostensible topic of the thread, I've found it much easier to see as funny anything which Court Fool posts since he adopted the poodle avatar, which may well assist the general peace of the message boards.
Getting back to the real topic, what odds are currently being offered on the monkeys winning?
I've sent the immortal Pigeons to finish off the monkeys (odds are now a hundred to one, in the Lemmings' favor), but the Pigeons are a bit...unreliable. They might turn on us.
What can we say? Gambling rots our Lawful Evil soul.
I liked Court Fool's old avatar. I always thought it looked like he was popping out of hiding to say something crazy, and then hiding before anyone threw anything.
Which suited some of his posts.
I also preferred his previous avatar. But what can I, a mighty magic wielding undead god, do?
To address the ostensible topic of the thread, I've found it much easier to see as funny anything which Court Fool posts since he adopted the poodle avatar, which may well assist the general peace of the message boards.
I admit it. I am entirely responsible for the 3.5 vs 4e lovefest.
Hey who set these flying gerbils on me? Shoo!
To address the ostensible topic of the thread, I've found it much easier to see as funny anything which Court Fool posts since he adopted the poodle avatar, which may well assist the general peace of the message boards.
Except for some guys...
To address the ostensible topic of the thread, I've found it much easier to see as funny anything which Court Fool posts since he adopted the poodle avatar, which may well assist the general peace of the message boards.Except for some guys...
Die! Die! Die!
Hey who set these flying gerbils on me? Shoo!
Die! Die! Die!
Hey look, men in funny white coats to pick up some psychopaths...
Hey who set these flying gerbils on me? Shoo!Die! Die! Die!
How many should I roll?
How many should I roll?Hey who set these flying gerbils on me? Shoo!Die! Die! Die!
Did they not say it three times?
3d6?
Great. 3d6 insane flying mutant gerbils. I might as well be playing Spelljammer
The monkey reaches for his Flintlock of Rodentbane
That poodle is whack, kid.
Get someone to set up a llama avatar for him and we'll be all set.
Yeah, I have complained to the management but all they do is remove my posts.
Gosh, Courtfool hasn't posted at all on this thread...
Primes his Flintlock of Rodentbane with a generous helping of gunpowder and +2 vs. flying vermin shot. Rams it all down with the kobold femur he keeps handy for such an occasion.
A llama?
Really?
Yeah. You got sumptin' 'gainst llamas?
Primes his Flintlock of Rodentbane with a generous helping of gunpowder and +2 vs. flying vermin shot. Rams it all down with the kobold femur he keeps handy for such an occasion.
*Holds back Lemmings*
Patrick, leave my Lemmings alone! They're trying to watch Oprah!Hey, wait a sec...
Pat? Sic 'em.
A llama?
Really?Yeah. You got sumptin' 'gainst llamas?
I have nothing against llamas. In fact their skin makes a great rug or coat. ~wicked smile~ Come here, Mr. Coat! Come here nad prepare to be skinned!
I have nothing against llamas. In fact their skin makes a great rug or coat. ~wicked smile~ Come here, Mr. Coat! Come here nad prepare to be skinned!A llama?
Really?Yeah. You got sumptin' 'gainst llamas?
Pay no attention to Sharoth. He has an odd obsession with getting coats from every animal.
My poor cousin Larry...
Pay no attention to Sharoth.
On the contrary, it sounds like he is another trench coat wearing 13 year old. I think he just needs a hug. Come here Sharoth. Come here and prepared to be loved like the unique individual you are.
Pay no attention to Sharoth.On the contrary, it sounds like he is another trench coat wearing 13 year old. I think he just needs a hug. Come here Sharoth. Come here and prepared to be loved like the unique individual you are.
~screams in terror~ Run! It is a gay llama! Run! He wants your A$$ets!
(~grins~ No offense meant to any Gay people out there. It just seemed to be the best response to a "Fool"ish person!)
Pay no attention to Sharoth.On the contrary, it sounds like he is another trench coat wearing 13 year old. I think he just needs a hug. Come here Sharoth. Come here and prepared to be loved like the unique individual you are.~screams in terror~ Run! It is a gay llama! Run! He wants your A$$ets!
(~grins~ No offense meant to any Gay people out there. It just seemed to be the best response to a "Fool"ish person!)
Sharoth, quick! I'll Plane Shift you!
*Casts Spell*Oops...heh, Sharoth you immune to fire? I hope you like salamanders...
~screams in terror~ Run! It is a gay llama! Run! He wants your A$$ets!
(~grins~ No offense meant to any Gay people out there. It just seemed to be the best response to a "Fool"ish person!)
Once again perpetuating the stereotype that gay = teh bad. Thanks fartknocker.
Just so we are clear, I am not actually mad at Sharoth. Just trying to point out how insensitive that could be. Sharoth is still a fartknocker though.
Just so we are clear, I am not actually mad at Sharoth. Just trying to point out how insensitive that could be. Sharoth is still a fartknocker though.
~HARMUPH~ I am NOT a Fartnocker!
Are too!
Ha ha! Sharoth's a Fartnocker!
A fish wielding fartknocker. Apparently he qualified for the PrC.
~quietly ignores the two miscreants while I search through my freezer for other "weapons"~