I was considering posting this in the Paizo Publishing General forum, but then I changed my mind and decided to put it in the off-topic. Figured it was to silly and newbs might get the wrong impression.
Hi, I'm Dale and I am a Paizo Addict. What I want to know is how do you take care of your need for a Paizo fix? Are you a page licker? Do you smoke some Logue? Do you chop it up into little bits and snort some Pett? Or do you fall asleep while reading it, drool all over it and hope the drool desolves the ink, to be absorbed by your face? Tell me how you take care of your addition?
(Reading is for those not yet hopelessly hooked.)
I was considering posting this in the Paizo Publishing General forum, but then I changed my mind and decided to put it in the off-topic. Figured it was to silly and newbs might get the wrong impression.
Hi, I'm Dale and I am a Paizo Addict. What I want to know is how do you take care of your need for a Paizo fix? Are you a page licker? Do you smoke some Logue? Do you chop it up into little bits and snort some Pett? Or do you fall asleep while reading it, drool all over it and hope the drool desolves the ink, to be absorbed by your face? Tell me how you take care of your addition?
(Reading is for those not yet hopelessly hooked.)
Next time put the disclaimer at the beginning of your post - by the time I read it, it was too late :(
Next time put the disclaimer at the beginning of your post - by the time I read it, it was too late :(
Which disclaimer? That this is pure humor or that reading is for those not hopeless hooked?
What are Paizo addicts again?
Oh, right. Us Lords.
I was considering posting this in the Paizo Publishing General forum, but then I changed my mind and decided to put it in the off-topic. Figured it was to silly and newbs might get the wrong impression.
Hi, I'm Dale and I am a Paizo Addict. What I want to know is how do you take care of your need for a Paizo fix? Are you a page licker? Do you smoke some Logue? Do you chop it up into little bits and snort some Pett? Or do you fall asleep while reading it, drool all over it and hope the drool desolves the ink, to be absorbed by your face? Tell me how you take care of your addition?
...or do we spend all night glaring at a thread, waiting for someone else to post?
Holy crap I do that all the time sometimes I skip work cause I just can't wait to see the responses.
Right now I'm sitting here reloading every 10 seconds.
Right now I'm sitting here reloading every 10 seconds.
Ditto.
Right now I'm sitting here reloading every 10 seconds.Ditto.
Ah-ha! Someone posted!
For the record, I'm a page licker and a Logue Smoker.
For the record, I'm a page licker and a Logue Smoker.
It happened again!
Boo
AAAH!
What a buncha lightweights.
Ohh yea ... tell us how you prefer your fix.
Next time put the disclaimer at the beginning of your post - by the time I read it, it was too late :(Which disclaimer? That this is pure humor or that reading is for those not hopeless hooked?
Definitely the part about reading is for those not hopelessly hooked. By the time I read that and decided I wasn't in the category of not hopelessly hooked, I had already read it.
Holy crap - I was just thinking about how impossible it is to keep up with all things Paizo, much less with the messageboard, when I saw this thread.
BTW, what exactly is the cost of being a superscriper? Seriously, it's a pretty big expenditure of both cash & time to stay current with all that stuff.
Ah-ha! Someone posted!Right now I'm sitting here reloading every 10 seconds.Ditto.
I do this too, and sometimes in the middle of the night, when no one's posting much or the server is slow, I cut out paper dollies of all of you and have them talk to each other.
Holy crap - I was just thinking about how impossible it is to keep up with all things Paizo, much less with the messageboard, when I saw this thread.
BTW, what exactly is the cost of being a superscriper? Seriously, it's a pretty big expenditure of both cash & time to stay current with all that stuff.
The cost varies, since Chronicles is not costant, but it's usually about $50/month.
I do this too, and sometimes in the middle of the night, when no one's posting much or the server is slow, I cut out paper dollies of all of you and have them talk to each other.Ah-ha! Someone posted!Right now I'm sitting here reloading every 10 seconds.Ditto.
That statement does not worry me nearly so much as this paper kobold I found next to your computer. I don't mind that, but the missing head worries me a bit.
That statement does not worry me nearly so much as this paper kobold I found next to your computer. I don't mind that, but the missing head worries me a bit.
I do this too, and sometimes in the middle of the night, when no one's posting much or the server is slow, I cut out paper dollies of all of you and have them talk to each other.
I put it in my ear. It tells me things.
but the missing head worries me a bit.
Well I didn't get my chocolate easter kobold this year and the paper one was made from a logue module so I just couldn't help myself. *innocent look on my face*
but the missing head worries me a bit.Well I didn't get my chocolate easter kobold this year and the paper one was made from a logue module so I just couldn't help myself. *innocent look on my face*
(They had to chocolate kobolds because all of the chocolate bunnies had mysteriously been stolen)
I put it in my ear. It tells me things.That statement does not worry me nearly so much as this paper kobold I found next to your computer. I don't mind that, but the missing head worries me a bit.
I do this too, and sometimes in the middle of the night, when no one's posting much or the server is slow, I cut out paper dollies of all of you and have them talk to each other.
Here, let me translate it's prophecies. It says:
Hey! It's speaking to me again! It says:
I tell myself I can anytime I want.
But days away and I get and .
It suddenly seems I'm not really me.
Rather, a man pretending to not need Paizo.
Who will feed my strange and hard-to-explain desire?
Then, helpless and wanton, I return.
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But of all.
"I can quit these boards anytime I want," he typed upon them.
Too much in-character pathos to be funny?
Too much in-character pathos to be funny?
Or not enough. >:}
::lays back against an alley wall and scratches mindlessly at his non-typing fingers::
Dazed Rone grates, "Paizo... gimme paizo."
::lays back against an alley wall and scratches mindlessly at his non-typing fingers::
Dazed Rone grates, "Paizo... gimme paizo."
I love this site! Cracking good humor! Ta-ta!
I park my car six blocks away from the Uni make two trips (15 min. each way ... in Canada ... in the winter) to move it so it doesn't get towed and then use the $12.00 daily parking fee I save to buy Pathfinder.
*eyes wide* Damn!
EDIT: Uphill? Both ways? With no shoes?
Paizo's main page is always up on my computer at home, in my office, and when I have class I sometimes peek if my students are working on something. One day I hope to have a cell phone with an internet connection so I can check it while I'm gettin' some XC MTBing. With sufficient technological advances I should be able to wire it directly into my brain.
I do it all for the pbps, man.
::lays back against an alley wall and scratches mindlessly at his non-typing fingers::
Dazed Rone grates, "Paizo... gimme paizo."
I love this site! Cracking good humor! Ta-ta!
::rouses and smacks dry, cracked lips::
"Tastes... turfy..."
Doncha mean smrfy?
Yipe! Kill it!
*Army of kobolds runs out, skewers the unfortunate smrf, then runs back to hidey-hole*
I have gotten all my friends hooked! Come on, try it! First time is free!
Want to play a play a wizard? Try this issue.
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Rolled a 20? Draw a card.
Need help tracking initiative? Try this.
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Want to not lose your 3.5 investment? Download this.
Need a new tattoo? The golem's got it!
Yeah my friends are going to think I am the poster boi soon.
I handle it better than my other addiction, the other one that starts with a p and ends with an o. ;)
My humor is just drying out. See, I knew Turch meant Paizo but I went potato. Why was potato funny? It wasn't. Shame on me.