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RO1 - The Revenge of the Hedge/Washing Line Based Horrors.
The first of the Roper Adventures Only Adventure Path. Join Bernard Cigar-Shaped-Abhorrence as he fights against the vile topiary triceratops/sheet ghoul alliance!
An Adventure suitable for 12th level PCs
GSP1 - The Purple Temple of the Nas-Nas
Join gas spore paladin Sir Windy Smythe on his journey into hell!
An epic gas spore PC adventure.
Watch this space for more my big sisters adventures coming soon!
Sad thing is, if you (or Greg or Nick) write it, I'll send you my money...
I actually like Low Life quite a bit!
Indeed! I'm still waiting for the check to come in the mail!Damn Rich Pett!I would like to inform everyone that I have sold the rights of Sinister Adventures to Richard Pett. The site will now be known as Pett's Projects and will be about undead haggis and Richard's favorite Roper soccer team.Oh man you sure made me spill coke out my noose... Soda coke...not the good one XD :roflmao:
It's cheque...
It's cheque...Indeed! I'm still waiting for the check to come in the mail!Damn Rich Pett!I would like to inform everyone that I have sold the rights of Sinister Adventures to Richard Pett. The site will now be known as Pett's Projects and will be about undead haggis and Richard's favorite Roper soccer team.Oh man you sure made me spill coke out my noose... Soda coke...not the good one XD :roflmao:
A pox on your Queens English, I say!
Insult the queen just once more, base villain, and thou shalt get thy comeuppance!
***WOOF***
Insult the queen just once more, base villain, and thou shalt get thy comeuppance!
Yes Logue - have at you - have at you!
We know where you live and you are but a smart jog from us.
Put those dukes up for five of the best - a thrashing by god!
Initiative please, gentlemen.
Initiative please, gentlemen.
The WRONGDOER may strike first...
Well...I'm holding my readied action, Mr. Louge, craven insulter of Her Britannic Majesty...
Methinks Rouge is a craven fellow and has sped off!
Methinks Rouge is a craven fellow and has sped off!
Or Nick thinks that you are not worth the effort and is ignoring you.
A sympathiser! Have at you too!
If "Nick" (ahem) be his true name...
Roll initiative too, dragon!
*brings popocorn and gets ready for some good'ol Engish glove slapping*
Sends Louge short, highly abusive email containing references to part of Nics anatomy being like a part of a dog's anatomy.
have at you!
It's painful how penalized the slow-witted are in intellectual initiative...
*brings popocorn and gets ready for some good'ol Engish glove slapping*
iniciativa del rodillo también, rana!
Sends Louge short, highly abusive email containing references to part of Nics anatomy being like a part of a dog's anatomy.
have at you!
Louge takes 500 h.p. in damage, and needs to make a wil save; d.c. 57.
I do believe our little ranine friend is here as a spectator only...or, to use a word that Sharoth and Louge might understand, a "fan".
He's in the zone. He might have to dodge something viscous or perhaps rugose. I need to know if he's flatfooted.
Ever been to a rodeo, Slim?
Can anyone join this melee'?
I don't know why they'd want to.
Seeing that the whiggish foes have some kind of immunity to verbal devastation (a benefit of Illiteracy?), PJ brandishes his cane and delivers a thrashing to them both.
*brings popocorn and gets ready for some good'ol Engish glove slapping*iniciativa del rodillo también, rana!
Hehehe, I recommend not using babelfish, its does make some darn funny translations, it transtaled "roll" into "rolling pin" :P
*Rolls Initiative*
Aha! A 15!
Catches Crimson Jester eying his posterior.
Why, thank you, CJ. I'm flattered, but the cane doesn't swing that way, what-what!
Louge takes 500 h.p. in damage, and needs to make a wil save; d.c. 57.Sends Louge short, highly abusive email containing references to part of Nics anatomy being like a part of a dog's anatomy.
have at you!
Hey, we're not playing 4E here! You can't hurt me with words!
And who or rather what is this Queen that keeps getting bantered about? Does he/she/it have a hive and is it worth much XP?
Put them up sir -put them up!
It's rather beside the point for you to try to fight back now, Louge.
Louge takes 500 h.p. in damage, and needs to make a wil save; d.c. 57.Sends Louge short, highly abusive email containing references to part of Nics anatomy being like a part of a dog's anatomy.
have at you!
Hey, we're not playing 4E here! You can't hurt me with words!
and anyway, my ideas for the Con are best - as you clearly said on my answer phone.
I have it saved Louge - PROOF - PROOF!
Do you want me to share it with the world!
And who or rather what is this Queen that keeps getting bantered about? Does he/she/it have a hive and is it worth much XP?Put them up sir -put them up!
*Readies +5 Hooilgan Bane shortsword to backstab Pett*
Curses - he's realised I'm a hooilgan...
I guess you stopped those spelling night classes then...
It's rather beside the point for you to try to fight back now, Louge.
Bah! Pett prefers this version. It's an automatic win for me!
It's rather beside the point for you to try to fight back now, Louge.
Bah! Pett prefers this version. It's an automatic win for me!
An outrageous slurr - back it up sir, back it up I say!
You will not foul my ears with that republican, regicidal cacophony!
Prepare for some fisticuffs, scallywag!
An outrageous slurr - back it up sir, back it up I say!It's rather beside the point for you to try to fight back now, Louge.
Bah! Pett prefers this version. It's an automatic win for me!
I saw you eating a baguette!
And wearing a beret!Don't make me get the pictures!
Hehehe, I recommend not using babelfish, its does make some darn funny translations, it transtaled "roll" into "rolling pin" :P*brings popocorn and gets ready for some good'ol Engish glove slapping*iniciativa del rodillo también, rana!
Hugo Frog has identified the odd wandlike devise as a "+6 lougebane rollingpin of smiting Louge."
Hey, we're not playing 4E here! You can't hurt me with words!
I am aghast at your lack of knowledge of classical lit.
Go read Dune at once, you commoner.
Jolly Good! Louge wants smiting, as his posts are at least coherent.
The rouged jester has yet to construct a meaningful post!
Continues thrashing with Cane of Coherence, greater. Draws hardback first edition of Dune from his coat pocket and hurls it at Louge's head.
Moo Wa Deeb! Moo Wa Deeb!.....
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Jolly Good! Louge wants smiting, as his posts are at least coherent.
The rouged jester has yet to construct a meaningful post!
Continues thrashing with Cane of Coherence, greater. Draws hardback first edition of Dune from his coat pocket and hurls it at Louge's head.
Who needs coherence, this is the internet afterall.