If it's an April Fools Day Joke, its the most expensive one I've ever made


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???????????

Sovereign Court Contributor

Awesome!

Dark Archive Contributor

You're insane!

And awesome!

:D

Dark Archive Contributor

Oh, and to get it out of the way (because you know it's coming):

Are you going to take submissions?

;D

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Mike McArtor wrote:

Oh, and to get it out of the way (because you know it's coming):

Are you going to take submissions?

;D

You bet I shall! Check out CREATE THE SPAWN OF DAJOBAS for starters!


Rock on Nick!

Liberty's Edge

I don't believe it. It's too good to be true.

I'm not some gowk, matey.

Liberty's Edge

That's badass.

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Heathansson wrote:
That's badass.

Heath approves!

Now I can wipe the sweat from my brow...seriously. It's awesome folks like you that matter the most Heathy. The only reason to do something like this madness I'm wrapped up in now is because you love it and you love the people who love it as much as you do. That's you Heath! You rock!

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

That Logue-Pett team up is gonna blow some frickin' minds!

Dark Archive

*faints*

Awesome, Nick.

Jon Brazer Enterprises

Question: Is this the Ravenloft-y thing you were talking about? Or is there still something more to come?

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DMcCoy1693 wrote:
Question: Is this the Ravenloft-y thing you were talking about? Or is there still something more to come?

It is indeed the Ravenloft-y thang!

The Exchange

Nicolas Logue wrote:
You bet I shall! Check out CREATE THE SPAWN OF DAJOBAS for starters!

Oooh! So cool!

Squee!

The Exchange

Dammit Nick! Now stop that! I don't have endless supplies of money! Between this and Pathfinder I am gonna need a second sugar-momma.
Good work, Bro.
Blood for the Shark God!!!!

Liberty's Edge

Yeah. That shark god is the bomb.
I wonder if it likes rice. ;)

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

Heathansson wrote:
I wonder if it likes rice. ;)

...wrapped around babies.

Like an infant nigiri

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Eyebite wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
I wonder if it likes rice. ;)

...wrapped around babies.

Like an infant nigiri

Spam! All the way! :-)

Musubi for the win!!!


Hells Yeah!

Fizz

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16

Nicolas Logue wrote:
Check out CREATE THE SPAWN OF DAJOBAS for starters!

Ooh! Ooh! Mine's going to have an invisible yellow force field.

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Heathansson wrote:

Yeah. That shark god is the bomb.

I wonder if it likes rice. ;)

Dude! Go vote on the poll! He's getting OWNED by Harthagoa, kraken-fiend, in the Kaiju battle for the coast

Poor Jacob Razor ain't even in the running right now!


Way to go Nicky!


I am hoping Nick Logue sees this post, so I am putting it here.

Your Shark god spawn picture misses the point. It is not scary to have a shark with arms and legs. It is comical instead.

To make a shark god or his spawn truly scary, one needs to negate the advantage of land and put the victims of his attentions into the shark's own element.

What would be a more memorable encounter, to my mind, would be to have the spawn be a shark in an animated wave of water. The water engulfs the victims and then smears their blood wherever it wanders. A shark that can knock you down, drown you and then rip you to pieces while you are held down by tons of water is much more frightening than an anthropomorhphic shark that could just be another boring lycanthrope.

Long story short: A shark is the baddest mofo in the water, but you can get out of the water and be safe. A god of sharks would be able to make it so no-one can ever be safe.

I had to write this in an hurry between classes, so the writing is a bit sloppy.


As a side thought, he could be summoned spontaneously wherever a lot of blood is spilled.

I cut myself in the water off of Kho Phangan. I was scented by a shark and I got out of the water onto a chunk of sharp coral as fast as I could. Scariest moment of my life.


Yah, and Hank Azaria does his voice. Put a San Jose Sharks jersey on him and I'm good to go.


I spent my $6 for those wonderful adventures you guys have packaged together within minutes of hearing this announcement. What a great gaming value! Holy cow! Holy sharkgod!!!

Congratulations, Nick--may this and your future with Paizo bring you all the luck, fame, adolation and WEALTH that you are due.

PS: I think that UTEP job is taken now :(


Taliesin Hoyle wrote:


Your Shark god spawn picture misses the point. It is not scary to have a shark with arms and legs. It is comical instead.

No it's not, it's scary as hell

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Nicolas Logue wrote:
If it's an April Fools Day Joke, its the most expensive one I've ever made

So... it's a joke then?

Also, I was wondering...

Spoiler:
Smurf!


I think I only understood every other word in this thread :D

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Frickin' Awesome!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

flash_cxxi wrote:
Frickin' Awesome!

Well I think it's awesome. My wife and bank account on the other hand will think that it is decidedly un-awesome.

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Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

I am hoping Nick Logue sees this post, so I am putting it here.

Your Shark god spawn picture misses the point. It is not scary to have a shark with arms and legs. It is comical instead.

To make a shark god or his spawn truly scary, one needs to negate the advantage of land and put the victims of his attentions into the shark's own element.

What would be a more memorable encounter, to my mind, would be to have the spawn be a shark in an animated wave of water. The water engulfs the victims and then smears their blood wherever it wanders. A shark that can knock you down, drown you and then rip you to pieces while you are held down by tons of water is much more frightening than an anthropomorhphic shark that could just be another boring lycanthrope.

Long story short: A shark is the baddest mofo in the water, but you can get out of the water and be safe. A god of sharks would be able to make it so no-one can ever be safe.

I had to write this in an hurry between classes, so the writing is a bit sloppy.

The picture you are referring to is not the Shark God.

It is one of his dalangs, his blood-priests. The picture on the Dajobas pdf is an illo of the Shark God in action, or at least one of his many avatars of carnage.

Former VP of Finance

Nicolas Logue wrote:
Check out CREATE THE SPAWN OF DAJOBAS for starters!

Hey Nick,

There's not a CR range specified there that I saw. Are you looking for a specific level, or is that part of our creative task/challenge? ;)

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Chris Self wrote:
Nicolas Logue wrote:
Check out CREATE THE SPAWN OF DAJOBAS for starters!

Hey Nick,

There's not a CR range specified there that I saw. Are you looking for a specific level, or is that part of our creative task/challenge? ;)

Ha! If you want a hinty hint CR 8-12 is a good range to shoot for. But, the most awesome entry will win. We will just scale it to make sure it works for Brendan's adventure Shrine of Frenzy.

Former VP of Finance

Nicolas Logue wrote:
Ha! If you want a hinty hint CR 8-12 is a good range to shoot for. But, the most awesome entry will win. We will just scale it to make sure it works for Brendan's adventure Shrine of Frenzy.

Thanks!

*begins to envision blood and teeth*

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Chris Self wrote:
Nicolas Logue wrote:
Ha! If you want a hinty hint CR 8-12 is a good range to shoot for. But, the most awesome entry will win. We will just scale it to make sure it works for Brendan's adventure Shrine of Frenzy.

Thanks!

*begins to envision blood and teeth*

Dajobas is catching up to Harthagoa!!!

So say we all!

Scarab Sages

We need more sacrifices!

Where are the SACRIFICES?!?!?!?!?

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Small Attention Span wrote:

We need more sacrifices!

Where are the SACRIFICES?!?!?!?!?

What makes the kelp grow?

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!!

:-)


I'm starting to think you don't sleep........


Indeed. The more I find out about Mr. Logue, the more disturbed I grow. Entertained, but disturbed.


Congratulations! (Again.)

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Guppy Keelhaul wrote:
I'm starting to think you don't sleep........

Sleep is for the weak...I'll do plenty of that when I'm dead.

;-)

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Yeah i seen this linked on a couple of other companies forums too. I plan to keep a eye on it and see what you do with it. I like the dark twists you have done in the pathfinder stuff so far, so i am interested. Will have to wait and see what my bank allows, working part time and going to school full time. Isn't the best combo for being a hard core gamer. :)

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Dark_Mistress wrote:
Yeah i seen this linked on a couple of other companies forums too. I plan to keep a eye on it and see what you do with it. I like the dark twists you have done in the pathfinder stuff so far, so i am interested. Will have to wait and see what my bank allows, working part time and going to school full time. Isn't the best combo for being a hard core gamer. :)

Totally! I definitely understand! The indulgences are priced ridiculously low for that reason. I know how we gamers are not always an uber-wealthy bunch! :-)

Good luck with all that work and school Mistress! Here's hoping you get to fit a game session into that busy schedule now and again! :-)


Nicolas Logue wrote:
DMcCoy1693 wrote:
Question: Is this the Ravenloft-y thing you were talking about? Or is there still something more to come?
It is indeed the Ravenloft-y thang!

Since when did my WOW toon (Thang) go all undeady?

Scarab Sages

My sharks are gonna have frickin' lasers sprouting from their heads!

<minion whispers in ear...>

What's the world comin' to when a guy can't have frickin' sharks, with frickin' lasers on their head?

A barracuda?

A sea bass? A bad-tempered sea bass?

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Snorter wrote:

My sharks are gonna have frickin' lasers sprouting from their heads!

<minion whispers in ear...>

What's the world comin' to when a guy can't have frickin' sharks, with frickin' lasers on their head?

A barracuda?

A sea bass? A bad-tempered sea bass?

Shark with a Laser...I smell an upcoming Indulgence! ;-)


Any estimates of when Ebon Shroud-themed indulgences will start to appear?

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Trey wrote:
Any estimates of when Ebon Shroud-themed indulgences will start to appear?

Probably around August, but sooner if people really really want them!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Nicolas Logue wrote:
Probably around August, but sooner if people really really want them!

Does the pope fly?

lol, now that's just asking for it Nick! ;)

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