Hi and welcome to Ooops....did I do that!
This is the thread where we, the posters get to do anything and everything insanely wrong and have little or no real consequences to our actions. The idea is for the first poster to say what terrible event will happen if the next poster places a post on this thread. The second poster must respond to the previous poster by telling them what they will do to prevent the said event.
Poster #1: There is a secret government project set to eradicate all of the goldfish within fishbowls throughout the world. It will happen if....
This thread got all screwed up by the system. I will repost later trying to explain it over. The first post is incomplete. Please come back later.
Allright, lets try this again.
Welcome to Ooops Did I Do That?
This is the thread where we the posters can do horrific events to our world without real-life consequences. The first poster states an event which is terrible and horrific. They then use the spoiler tag and "hide" the circumstance that sets off the event they stated. The hidden spoiler should be something fairly common that anyone could have just done or relate to.
The next poster comes along and opens up the spoiler tag of the previous poster. If they meet the criteria established in the spoiler, they must begin their post with...."Ooops I did that!"
If they do not meet the criteria established by the spoiler they begin their post with...."I did not do that!"
The new poster must now create another horrific event for the forthcoming poster, again, describing the details of the event and using a spoiler tag to set up what the forthcoming poster will do to cause the event. Later we can make a listing of what individal events we as posters caused to our good world.
Confused? I'll start!
The United States Government has established a plan to eradicate all goldfish swimming in fishbowls throughout the world.
Ooops,I did that!
An asteroid will level Chicago and tilt the earth's axis enough to plummet the world into an ice age that will last for 20,000 years.
I did not do that!
For those of you keeping tabs on the Yellowstone geothermic activity, you may already know that things have been getting kinda bad there. Geothermic activity is up considerably, trails are being closed, and theories abound about how the park is going to blow into a super-volcano and take half the United States with it. The climatic ramifications that would go with such an event are uncomprehendable.
Paizo Board Moderators, would it be possible to remove the first three posts of this site. Thus, the opening thread being the fourth one. Please?
I don't even know what leg I do first, so I don't know what to post.
Pay attention next time. :)
Well Heath still hasn't told us which leg he put in his pants first so I assume he is still running around in his underwear.
Naah...I put my pants on, just don't remember which leg first. My kids are the ones who run around like savages.
Well take your pants off now Heath and then put them back on, taking care to see which leg you put in first. We can't continue the thread until the world knows if your a righty or a lefty!
I'm starting to envision Heath looking like Steve Urkel.
So you don't have hair on your head, you have lots of muscles, you drink a lot of beer, and beat up defenseless billionaires?
The unutterable strangeness of this thread moves me deeply.
You gave me diarrhea.
Sebastian will be elected world dictator.
Sebastian will be elected world dictator.
** spoiler omitted **
Oh, great, now what do we do with Sebastion being a world dictator?
"If Sebastian Ruled the World"
By Rone Barton
If Sebastian ruled the world, I'd hope he'd offer me a position in his cabinet. Preferably near the garlic salt.
Oh, great, now what do we do with Sebastion being a world dictator?
I suggest you learn how to play Bella Sara.
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Oh, great, now what do we do with Sebastion being a world dictator?I suggest you learn how to play Bella Sara.
Either that, or Sebastion turns us all into his ponies and dresses us up with ribbons and bows, riding us to his heart's content.
Seriously, what kind of sick individual plays such a game!
I wonder if BADD would look into it if it was still around...
Either that, or Sebastion turns us all into his ponies and dresses us up with ribbons and bows, riding us to his heart's content.
Will he use a crop?
Sebastian will be elected world dictator.
Spoiler:
You just elected Sebastian if you think my avatar is stupid.
This implies Sebastian thinks your avatar is stupid. If really he does not think it is stupid, then you just destroyed the universe with a logic bomb.
Oh yay... I didn't do that!
My daughter trashed my last apt. (writing on walls, hammering plaster off, pouring ink on the floor, etc...) and my old landlord has a shop right outside my new apt. complex. Man, am I ever gonna get an earful.
Oops, then you really do have to pay for that.