
Riese |

Riese can cast now.... rolled HP for 1d4+3 and got 6(linked in the profile) for 17 total. Paragon1/Evoker1, no abjuration or enchantment, with Energy affinity:fire (+1cl for fire spells).
Just need to get some flow so I can ditch this f***ed up crossbow that don't hit s**t for a combat wand....

Elgan Dreadwood |

Elgan's updated!
Rolled snazzy on the HP! (Full, 8+1=9) but forgot to link the roll,... :(
All is good to go. The druid can now pass through foliage without a rustle! ;)
Yep, Elgan is gonna wander around until he gets back to the pub, or gets himself into trouble. Whatever works! :D

Kruelaid |

Riese can cast now.... rolled HP for 1d4+3 and got 6(linked in the profile) for 17 total. Paragon1/Evoker1, no abjuration or enchantment, with Energy affinity:fire (+1cl for fire spells).
Just need to get some flow so I can ditch this f***ed up crossbow that don't hit s**t for a combat wand....
Let's go kill people and take their money!
Yeehaw!

Harvak |

"Well, the fell fatmen....lotsa different stories really. I've pieced together that there's 4 or 5 of them, and they always strike at night. Anybody they find on the streets. Anybody.....streetwalkers, merchants, sea salts....they kill with cleavers. Don't seem interested in stealing or whatnot. Just killing.
Say there the fattest men anybody has ever seen; 4 or 5 of them walking down th' street stark naked, carrying cleavers. All I know.
I've never seen them."
lol-Harvak wants to kill these guys...

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dungeonmaster heathy wrote:lol-Harvak wants to kill these guys..."Well, the fell fatmen....lotsa different stories really. I've pieced together that there's 4 or 5 of them, and they always strike at night. Anybody they find on the streets. Anybody.....streetwalkers, merchants, sea salts....they kill with cleavers. Don't seem interested in stealing or whatnot. Just killing.
Say there the fattest men anybody has ever seen; 4 or 5 of them walking down th' street stark naked, carrying cleavers. All I know.
I've never seen them."
What'd they ever do to you? ;)

dungeonmaster heathy |

Question to the players;
I'm a beg/borrow/stealer of the worst kind.
I just got PF#7; does it bother any of you if I steal anything out of there, or do you want to stay clean of it for gaming? I haven't read it yet, so I don't know what if anything I'd use...
Also, Savage Tide--there's things in there I like; don't know what or when, but does grifting off of that bother anybody?
Age of Worms too; not sure yet anything specific...
Also, anything YOU guys like(d) or hate(d) out of that stuff, let me know that too.

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Whatever, bro. You lead, I'll kill S**t. BTW just wait til Riese finds someone worth seducing (to him anyway). It'll be real funny.
Oh, um, also I thought that if you wanted to keep the little cthulu around he could hang with Riese as a non-familiar familiar. He could pretend to be mine until I can spend a feat to take him on(can you do that?) or something. Unfortunately I gave up a familiar for an alternate ability, but if you want him to hang out and pester people he could use Riese's shoulder.

dungeonmaster heathy |

WRT the WTF--it's all cool.
Oh, and Altai just let the zoog go kill Pearl's rat infestation.
I just don't want to spoiler stuff up for somebody trying to play in Crimson Throne or something. I was thinking, if I can angle stuff to where a trip to Scuttlecove is utilitous, I'd go crazy with that freaking place; from the Dungeon magazine adventures, though, it looks like you better be at least 5th level to step off the ship or you'll just get beat down by muggers, robbed and killed, dumped in an alley; so that's a while away at least...

Tobus Neth |

I was thinking, if I can angle stuff to where a trip to Scuttlecove is utilitous, I'd go crazy with that freaking place; from the Dungeon magazine adventures, though, it looks like you better be at least 5th level to step off the ship or you'll just get beat down by muggers, robbed and killed, dumped in an alley; so that's a while away at least...
Except Stigwold he be pawned off as the sex dwarf for a gay pirate ogre magi's harem of freaks...and you know he'd love it;)

dungeonmaster heathy |

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:Except Stigwold he be pawned off as the sex dwarf for a gay pirate ogre magi's harem of freaks...and you know he'd love it;)I was thinking, if I can angle stuff to where a trip to Scuttlecove is utilitous, I'd go crazy with that freaking place; from the Dungeon magazine adventures, though, it looks like you better be at least 5th level to step off the ship or you'll just get beat down by muggers, robbed and killed, dumped in an alley; so that's a while away at least...
Aww, crikey! That's just wrong for so many reasons. ROFLMAO!
Then Aubrey over there, calling out the monitor lizard--"aww hell; where's me some stats for monitor lizards," I was thinking.

Kruelaid |

I just got PF#7; does it bother any of you if I steal anything out of there, or do you want to stay clean of it for gaming? I haven't read it yet, so I don't know what if anything I'd use...
Haven't read it. Will read it next year if you like.
I've got a few issues from the savage tide AP, but not much....

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G!~&&!n SOBs... I guess these are our overequipped, underemployed noble troublemakers?
Also, I'm off to San Francisco for a convention tomorrow, and won't be back until next Sunday. I might have Internet access, but that will be sporadic, as my laptop is pretty old and not set up for wireless. Until then, feel free to run Altai however you want. First, we need to win this barfight, though.

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I’m playing in Savage Tide, about to run Age of Worms, and planning on getting Crimson Throne, but I’m cool if you want to throw bits in, as long as you’re cool that I might know some stuff (don’t worry about spoiling ST for me – I read it as it was coming out in Dungeon, assuming I’d be running it).

Harvak |

Are you ready, Stiggy? Aha.
Riese? Yeah! Beldan,Altai,Gittik, Elgan,Becton, OK.
Alright, fellas, let's go!
Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the half-orc at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a bar-room blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Becton, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a bar-room blitz
Bar room blitz, bar room blitz, bar room blitz
Bar room blitz
I'm reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh, I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha
Now the dicks from the docks
One is dead under Stiggy's axe the other he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye
Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the half-orc at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a bar-room blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Becton, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a bar room blitz
Bar room blitz, bar room blitz, bar room blitz
Bar room blitz
Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah ...
That bar fight is awesome, Stiggy up and slays a man! Riese is bad ass with magic! I don't me to be tellin tales out of school but we're pretty bad ass group of dudes...

Riese |

Alright, we didn't do anything wrong in the barfight, just defended ourselves and now it looks like we are gonna get run out of town. I say we just stay put and wait for the guard. I ain't gonna leave my hometown and family because a bunch of imbeciles decided to try to kill my companions and got slain. If the guard wants to try me for 'murder' than so be it. I won't kill any guardsmen.
It's ridiculous that defending ourselves may be viewed as us being murderers.

Tobus Neth |

"It's all true, sir. That one--" she points to the unconscious knifeman--"came at me like a panther to a deer. I don't know what would've happened if not for Riese and his brave band."
"If I may interject," says the man in plate, "that's only half the story. I am Sir Guy, of the House of Gilbert. My friends were vilely murdered by that commoner Riese's halforc and duergar companion. The halforc started this whole brouhaha by throwing a handaxe at me. I think these ones were running interference for the assassination attempt, then tried to appear to quell it when I and my friends gave them fair battle.
They had a wild halfling with them. He looked like some form of werebeast. He murdered the poor crippled dwarf lieing there. Murdered him in cold blood, for spilling beer on him."
bluff roll 20!!! Just kidding.
LMAO!

Kruelaid |

Riese may be getting ready to pull a 'Aso from the Darksun game' moment... Hey Heathy is there a 1000gp, 1d6 fire combat wand available in town? If so Riese may go buy it.
Ah, if Aso had only had 1000 gp.... that would have been fun.
If it's in character it's in character, that's what I always say.