An Alphabet Book for Gloomy Children

[Tarren Dei]

A is for Abyss, the Infinite Layers of the Abyss, the chaotic, unforgiving Abyss.

[Cosmo]

B is for Balor whose Unholy Aura makes you feel Bad.

[Lilith]

C is for Cerebrilith, who crush cocky characters with creepy mind powers.

[Tobus Neth]

D is for Dead and you soon will be.

[Mothman]

E is for Evil. Evil is excellent kids!

[Lathiira]

E is for Erinyes, whose evil has exited this earth.

Edit: Curses, beaten to the E!

[Mothman]

Lathiira wrote:

E is for Erinyes, whose evil has exited this earth.

Edit: Curses, beaten to the E!

Yeah ... I got beaten to C and D!

[Evil Genius]

F is for fangs, such as the ones plunging into your neck.

[Steve Greer]

F is for Forsaken Flesh Fodder For Flinging, Flaying or Feasting on.

[Steve Greer]

Sorry Evil Genius, your's sucks, mine rules :p

[Lathiira]

G is for Gods, those fickle and uncaring powers.

[Evil Genius]

Noooooo!

[Cosmo]

Lathiira wrote:

G is for Gods, those fickle and uncaring powers.

G is also for Gashlycrumb Tinies.

Just sayin'

[Kruelaid]

H is for Hand, the dismembered Hand scrambling through your open window.

[Mothman]

I is for the icky Invisible Stalker who will invalidate your itinerate existence.

[Kruelaid]

Steve Greer wrote:

Sorry Evil Genius, your's sucks, mine rules :p

Oooh. Alliteration. Never seen that before. You're a regular literary genius Greer.

:P

All in fun, dude.

Mothman wrote:

I is for the icky Invisible Stalker who will invalidate your itinerate existence.

...

:|

[Heathansson]

H is forHastur,
say it three times!
Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fray]

J is for Jeckle, who is not your friend.

[Kruelaid]

K is for Kruelaid. Enough Said.

Damn you, Tobus, for beating me in.

[Heathansson]

I is for Iggwilv. She's so fine,
I'll whup Graz'zt's punk ass
And then she'll be MINE.

[Mike McArtor]

Cosmo wrote:

G is also for Gashlycrumb Tinies.

Gosh! Geez! Your link is broken, Cosmo. Way to go! :P

[Lilith]

Heathansson wrote:

I is for Iggwilv. She's so fine,

I'll whup Graz'zt's punk ass
And then she'll be MINE.

OMG! Hilarious!

[fray]

L is for Lovecraft for he is a legend and master of his craft.

I have the ABC Lovecraft Children's book.

[flash_cxxi]

M is for Monsters Wandering and Otherwise. The bane of every Player's existence and the joybringer to DM's everywhere.

[tdewitt274]

N is for Neverending torment, Neverending planes, and "Nah, nah, nah. You didn't make it to the Happy Hunting Grounds."

[The Jade]

O is for the obfuscated orifices of ornery occidental osquips oggling old oblong ovens.

Tens o's in a row. For her pleasure.

[Kobold Catgirl]

P I for Pit Fiend, and Phasm and Phase Spider.

[flash_cxxi]

Q is for Quasit, those Quixotically demonic little troublemakers!

[Mike McArtor]

R is for Rakshasa, with rad reversed hands.

[DangerDwarf]

S is for Sunulael, one of Izrador's agents.

[Tobus Neth]

Mike McArtor wrote:

R is for Rakshasa, with rad reversed hands.

Awesome Mike!good one!

[Heathansson]

T is for Titivilus,
Whose name sounds rather frivolous.

[tdewitt274]

U is for Underworld, and that's good enough for me!

[Heathansson]

Kate Beckinsale....skintight black vinyl.....gnnng!

[Tobus Neth]

U is Ulgurstasta that vomits up undead.

My U roxxors

[DangerDwarf]

V is for vampires.

Because they suck.

[Tobus Neth]

Heathansson wrote:

Kate Beckinsale....skintight black vinyl.....gnnng!

I liked her little boots when she dropped off tower..hit the ground walking, hawt

[flash_cxxi]

Tobus Neth wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Kate Beckinsale....skintight black vinyl.....gnnng!

I liked her little boots when she dropped off tower..hit the ground walking, hawt

I liked her better in 2 when she took off the skintight black vinyl ;)

[Evil Genius]

W is for Wyverns, those wascally wittle winged things.

[Heathansson]

W is for werewolves
with perfect hair,
At Trader Tom's,
With no underwere.

[The Jade]

X is for xylophone playing xorn on Xanex.

[Tobus Neth]

Z is Zargon a zealous demon lord of the Lost City.

[Adam Daigle]

Great thread!

[The Jade]

Tobus Neth wrote:

Z is Zargon a zealous demon lord of the Lost City.

You got sumpin' against Y's? Why? ;) Love me some Zargon though.

[DangerDwarf]

Y is for the yipping of my yeth hounds.

[flash_cxxi]

Y is for Y does this thread have to come to an end.

[Tobus Neth]

Damn, I had Zargon in my head way back around J ...Y?escaped me

[Heathansson]

A is for axebeak,
better axe somebody.

[flash_cxxi]

Oh Bravo Heathy *clap, clap, clap*

[flash_cxxi]

B is for Best damn thread EVER!