
Kobold Catgirl |

Hell yes! I can irritate the young whipper-snappers with tales of my character's daring exploits.
"What? Your character killed a dragon? Why, When I was your age, I killed a hundred dragons without breakin' a sweat!"
"Um, wow, that's great, bye--""An' we didn't have any of these new-fangled 'd20's either! We had ta use our bare hands!"
"Um, great, can I go now?"
"...An' we had to fight without our eyes, too! Yessiree, we had ta be blindfolded back then an' we liked it! Why, I bet you dang kids could never pull that off! an' we had ta fight the dragons in real life, too! Why, back then..."

DarkArt |

It'll be nice to eventually see a much naughtier version of D&D by then. Something to really keep the spice flowing, as it were. Adventures like, who can pull off the panty raid in the Baron's Keep, or who can find the right key to unlock Lady Lushuss' chastity belt of devouring. I just hope either I'll be able to have strong enough glasses by then to still see all of the centerfold handouts.

Curaigh |

Not a chance. I'll be devoting my time to wild geriatric sex atop charging elephant back. In the future it's a competative sport, don'tcha know, and trying to keep your rhythm steady through the steeplechase section is much harder than one might imagine.
Eeewww wrinklies on wrinklies on wrinklies

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Sebastian wrote:dngnb8 beat you to it...Aubrey the Malformed wrote:Who knows? That is in over 30 years time. We could be disembodied brains in jars by then.Beat you to it.
Touche you feathered son of a b@%*!...
(good to see you around btw, don't think I've posted in response to you in a while. You should come join the paizo chat going on right now)

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Fakey, where's our Gamer Retirement Community? :P
I keep screwin' up the damn Powerball numbers! Soon as I get them right the D&D town will begin construction with "The Elder Evil's Nursing and Gaming Center" listed as the 4th Town project, after the new Paizo Corporate Branch, the Community Center, and the Bizarre Bazaar (the downtown themed "mall").
Still top o' the list, babe.FH (Burgermeister of D&D Town* (*yet to be named))

Lilith |

Soon as I get them right the D&D town will begin construction with "The Elder Evil's Nursing and Gaming Center" listed as the 4th Town project, after the new Paizo Corporate Branch, the Community Center, and the Bizarre Bazaar (the downtown themed "mall").
Still top o' the list, babe.FH (Burgermeister of D&D Town* (*yet to be named))
Name of town: Hommlet. (Duh. :P )
Once residents get to retirement age, can we be called a Great Old One? :P And I'd like to put in my land reservations for Madame Jezebel's Bath House and the Inn of the Black Dragon.

Kobold Catgirl |

Kobold Cleaver wrote:"An' we didn't have any of these new-fangled 'd20's either! We had ta use our bare hands to pick up the chits!!"KC, you are wonderful! You can have anything you want from me!
Fixed it for you!
"Hey! Dahnged goblin keeds! Geet outah there!...Messing up mah fountayn... *Grumble grumble grumble*"

Evilturnip |

Fake Healer wrote:Soon as I get them right the D&D town will begin construction with "The Elder Evil's Nursing and Gaming Center" listed as the 4th Town project, after the new Paizo Corporate Branch, the Community Center, and the Bizarre Bazaar (the downtown themed "mall").
Still top o' the list, babe.FH (Burgermeister of D&D Town* (*yet to be named))
Name of town: Hommlet. (Duh. :P )
Once residents get to retirement age, can we be called a Great Old One? :P And I'd like to put in my land reservations for Madame Jezebel's Bath House and the Inn of the Black Dragon.
I'm so moving to that town.
I reckon I'll be powerful enough by then to preside over the Temple of Elemental Evilturnips.
Come by sunday for services.

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Name of town: Hommlet. (Duh. :P )
Oh! Hell! Yeah!
My wife and I have talked about this a couple of times... We can't wait to go into some sort of retierment home. We plan to make it like being in the dorms at college again. We will put our reservation in now. And well keep room in the pantry for one brain-jarred Paizoan at no charge (I choose Sebastian so I can stick him in the oven and see if I can cook his '9s').
And can I put in my reservation now for Yuggoth Dr.? I want to be the Fun Guy from there.

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I don't expect to live that long (pacemaker will help, but it doesn't fix everything), so unless I can get that fully cybernetic body I'm praying for: no, I don't think I will be playing D&D in 2054. Alas.
I have the technology Mike
I can rebuild you
I can make you stronger
I can make you...the Bionic Woman.
:)

Catman Jim |

I really can't answer that. I'm almost 50 now, I was into original D&D and AD&D in college in the '70's. I dropped it when 2E came out, and became involved instead with M:tG. When 3E came out, I came back. Now, I have too much invested in 3E material to be thrilled with the prospect of 4E.
Additionally, now that my kids are almost all grown-up (only 1 left at home, and she will be off to college next year), and my business demands have grown too great, I never really have time to actually PLAY anymore anyways.

Curaigh |

Fakey, where's our Gamer Retirement Community? :P
There is a huge boom in assisted living right now (baby boomers) and in 20 years or so I imagine there will be a lot of empty buildings for cheap.
I plan to live to my eleventy-first birthday and when I do you will all be invited to the large oak for a party with food, fireworks, food, stories, food, gaming, and food. Plus maybe one final vanishing act before I go to visit old friends in the lonely mountain and the elven city.

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Lilith wrote:Fakey, where's our Gamer Retirement Community? :P
There is a huge boom in assisted living right now (baby boomers) and in 20 years or so I imagine there will be a lot of empty buildings for cheap.
I plan to live to my eleventy-first birthday and when I do you will all be invited to the large oak for a party with food, fireworks, food, stories, food, gaming, and food. Plus maybe one final vanishing act before I go to visit old friends in the lonely mountain and the elven city.
Oh, that's so cliche.