Very little of the email that comes to my website email address is about, you know, asking me to do art for someone. Most of it is spam centered around offering to give me a newer (presumably better) wang. I don't know what it is about my artwork that says I need a new wang, but I think I have at least a few years left on this one before I need to trade up.
I found one today that says,"Your new c!~~ is waiting for you" and I was like, "Oh, snap! I forgot to pick up my rooster from the bus terminal! He's going to be FURIOUS!"
I sent you an email....you didn't reply (it wasn't rooster oriented either)
Very little of the email that comes to my website email address is about, you know, asking me to do art for someone. Most of it is spam centered around offering to give me a newer (presumably better) wang. I don't know what it is about my artwork that says I need a new wang, but I think I have at least a few years left on this one before I need to trade up.
I found one today that says,"Your new c%%% is waiting for you" and I was like, "Oh, snap! I forgot to pick up my rooster from the bus terminal! He's going to be FURIOUS!"
What is the purpose of sending SPAM like this? Do folks actually reply to these and buy the product (whatever it is they are selling, be it watches, trips, watches, wangs...)?
And what happens if you click on one/open one? I'm afraid to even keep them in my inbox too long for fear that they'll invite more SPAM...
Ultradan
On my college campus there is a Public Utility Building (PUB for short) that I pass through daily to get where I'm going. Inevitably, I'll be slowed down by a line of people waiting to walk through the one open door on that side of the building, while the other five perfectly servicable doors remain unused.
Let me get this straight. These people are willing to devote 4 years of their lives to study, but can't be bothered to open a door to get where they're going? Instead, they just line up like cattle headed through a run into the slaughter house. Ah yes, higher education is alive and well...
Or on a blanket in the square...
*starts singing "Detachable Penis" by King Missile*
(rolls in)
*boing!*
*boing!* *boing!* *boing!*
(rolls out)
runs through thread in an attempt to increase his post count