actually, GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!
I hope no females take offense at what I am about to post.
Last night I was ruminating upon college football, and made mention of the Alabama Crimson Tide. My wife pointed out that this school mascot is also a rather crude euphemism for "that time of the month". It makes me wonder which came first: the mascot or the crude euphemism? Also, did one influence the other?
Speaking of that, fellow zombie, have you seen the hand gesture that the cheerleaders for the Wichita State "Shockers" use? ummmm...thats kinda dirty.
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They should rename him Tim Tebow, after the Gators' QB.
He has like more rushing td's in one season than Emmit Smith did in college, and he's the damn QB.
If I remember correctly, Tebow accomplished the remarkable feat this season of having over 20 passing TDs and over 20 rushing TDs. That's pretty good. Of course, it didn't help the Gators against LSU....
Everyone wants to align with a beastly totem.
"Stick with it, Justin. Call on your power animal for help." -- Keanu Reeves in Thumbsucker
After a long search, turns out my spirit guide wound up being a dumpster named Bernadette. She protects me from evil and makes my garbage go away.
I found a papier-mache lobster gathering dust on top of a shelf in my high school art class. How old was it? Two years? Three years? Perhaps its older than humans. Since that day, the lobster has been my spirit animal.
Not as great as a stag or a lion or eagle. Or even a mudfish.
Not as bad as a snowy egret, a platypus or minnow.
I stand by my spirit animal. He stands by me.
I found a papier-mache lobster gathering dust on top of a shelf in my high school art class. How old was it? Two years? Three years? Perhaps its older than humans. Since that day, the lobster has been my spirit animal.
Not as great as a stag or a lion or eagle. Or even a mudfish.
Not as bad as a snowy egret, a platypus or minnow.
I stand by my spirit animal. He stands by me.
They find us. We don't find them. I recognize and honor your lobster guardian spirit.
My spirit animal is a dead toucan.
...What? Why are you looking at me like that?
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Another
--KC, Master Pinyata Necromancer
The nose of a dead Toucan knows nothing and I refuse to follow it, not to a much promised bowl of fruity cereal, not even to my mailbox.
My spirit animal says...
...That you are an idiot who must be PUNISHED!
I'd hate to do anything my spirit animal didn't want me to do, or I might go astray!
--KC, Master Spirit Shaman
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After watching this video (watch the whole thing, seriously) I want the water buffalo as my spirit animal.
Right now my spirit animal is a disembodied wolf's head.
That was intense. I need to lie down now.
have you seen the hand gesture that the cheerleaders for the Wichita State "Shockers" use?
Best double entendre...ever. Wow.
While we were watching the Groundhog emerge this February, there was a fine college student in the crowd with a, "I gave Phil the Shocker" poster.
Nothing happened. It looked like the video ended before the buffalo reached the lions. Did I miss something?
--KC, Master Video Watcher
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The video is 8 minutes long. The lions charge the buffalos, and a bunch of them catch a calf at the edge of the water and it struggles. Then a crocodile grabs onto the buffalo's back legs and tries to haul it into the water, but the lions haul it up onto land and gnaw on it. Then the herd comes back and the adult buffalos kick some lion butt. Then the calf gets up and runs away with the herd.
Neat! Sounds exciting! I wish I could see it! It's probably some problem with the computer.
I found a papier-mache lobster gathering dust on top of a shelf in my high school art class. How old was it? Two years? Three years? Perhaps its older than humans. Since that day, the lobster has been my spirit animal.
Not as great as a stag or a lion or eagle. Or even a mudfish.
Not as bad as a snowy egret, a platypus or minnow.
I stand by my spirit animal. He stands by me.
Dang I was wondering where I had left rocky...
Former Arkansas gov. Mike Huckabee has announced he's running for President in '08.
CHUCK NORRIS IS BACKING HIM ALL THE WAY!
No debates. This thing is all sewn up. You read it here first.
I'd move to Europe if Chuck Norris became president. There's a point where piles of ridiculousness, irony and stupid college humor intersect to be too much to bear. And that point follows Chuck Norris wherever he goes.
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I hope no females take offense at what I am about to post.
Last night I was ruminating upon college football, and made mention of the Alabama Crimson Tide. My wife pointed out that this school mascot is also a rather crude euphemism for "that time of the month". It makes me wonder which came first: the mascot or the crude euphemism? Also, did one influence the other?
Could be worse. Depending on where your mind is at.
On Depending mind at where is.
Damn preposition position.
"Carol, what's that hand sign all you girls have been waving around lately?"
"It's like a gang sign, Daddy."
"I think I know the shocker when I see it. You're out of the will."
My Detroit sense is tingling; must grab octopus and check message boards...
The one that always gets me is when food is advertised with 'all-natural ingerdients'. I wanna know where I can find some unnatural ingredients. Do they sell Far Realm Fruit Loops someplace?
Ooh, now we are getting into some of my pet peeves...
For example I have come across some "natural" products (some cookies, some make-up) which claim to have no chemicals. Is it vacuum-in-a-jar? Or plasma?
And I have also come across these nifty three-phase skincreams and would like to know what the three phases are...solid, liquid, gas? Or polar and non-polar liquid and plasma?
And don't even get me started with "72% fuller eyelashes". Pseudoscientific mumbojumbo does not agree with me.
"NEW AND IMPROVED" on a product often means that the product's production company was bought out by a larger company that immediately began cutting costs and put out an inferior version of the original. In the case of food, they substitute the sugar for corn syrup, and replaced natural flavors with artificial ones, and replaced flavor with unpleasant mouth confusion.
"Is it yummy, Bertram? Is it?"
"Dish Tashe lie Shish."
Very rarely is anything improved because it's new. That's an ad person's way of hypnotizing the public and it works.
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The one that always gets me is when food is advertised with 'all-natural ingerdients'. I wanna know where I can find some unnatural ingredients. Do they sell Far Realm Fruit Loops someplace?
What bugs me is when foods are advertised as being "organic". Yes. They contain carbon and hydrogen. That's kind of a given. Now, how were they grown?
You never really see silicon-based produce in grocery stores that often.
I hope no females take offense at what I am about to post.
Last night I was ruminating upon college football, and made mention of the Alabama Crimson Tide. My wife pointed out that this school mascot is also a rather crude euphemism for "that time of the month". It makes me wonder which came first: the mascot or the crude euphemism? Also, did one influence the other?
Could be worse. Depending on where your mind is at.
** spoiler omitted **
Guys, we do NOT need this thread closed. Enough politics.
You never really see silicon-based produce in grocery stores that often.
Action figures are delicious.
Guys, we do NOT need this thread closed. Enough politics.I hope no females take offense at what I am about to post.
Last night I was ruminating upon college football, and made mention of the Alabama Crimson Tide. My wife pointed out that this school mascot is also a rather crude euphemism for "that time of the month". It makes me wonder which came first: the mascot or the crude euphemism? Also, did one influence the other?
Could be worse. Depending on where your mind is at.
** spoiler omitted **
I didn't actually get the link. It just seemed like a Redwings fan site. What did I miss?
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I hope no females take offense at what I am about to post.
Last night I was ruminating upon college football, and made mention of the Alabama Crimson Tide. My wife pointed out that this school mascot is also a rather crude euphemism for "that time of the month". It makes me wonder which came first: the mascot or the crude euphemism? Also, did one influence the other?
Who cares? Auburn's the better college, anyways. Go Tigers!
... Strangely enough, the Auburn Tiger's mascot is an eagle. Huh.
I will tell you why their mascot is an eagle if you fill out a profile that I might better stalk you.
You never really see silicon-based produce in grocery stores that often.Action figures are delicious.
I didn't actually get the link. It just seemed like a Redwings fan site. What did I miss?Guys, we do NOT need this thread closed. Enough politics.I hope no females take offense at what I am about to post.
Last night I was ruminating upon college football, and made mention of the Alabama Crimson Tide. My wife pointed out that this school mascot is also a rather crude euphemism for "that time of the month". It makes me wonder which came first: the mascot or the crude euphemism? Also, did one influence the other?
Could be worse. Depending on where your mind is at.
** spoiler omitted **
That's for any lurkers who ain't followin' the joke.
Ah. Thanks for filling me in. I call that Kissing the Transylvanian Venus. Okay, no I don't, but it was fun to say.
So, Kobold Cleaver, what were you referring to when you expressed fear that political discussion would get this thread closed?
I think there was some political discussion. I'm not sure. My mind is...uh...
(Suddenly notices the very angry faces all around him)
... my mind is clouded! Yeah, clouded! That's it!
--KC, Master Seer
I think there was some political discussion. I'm not sure. My mind is...uh...
(Suddenly notices the very angry faces all around him)
... my mind is clouded! Yeah, clouded! That's it!
--KC, Master Seer
Well, all I know is that I'm voting for me. And I promise to betray my corporate backers/masters at the first major opportunity.
Vote Rone 2008... for something.
I think there was some political discussion. I'm not sure. My mind is...uh...
(Suddenly notices the very angry faces all around him)
... my mind is clouded! Yeah, clouded! That's it!
--KC, Master Seer
I'm beginning to suspect that maybe you aren't a "master seer" as you claim. Can I see some credentials?
I think there was some political discussion. I'm not sure. My mind is...uh...
(Suddenly notices the very angry faces all around him)
... my mind is clouded! Yeah, clouded! That's it!
--KC, Master Seer
Your predictions aren't true?! You've been lying to us?! All those stock tips you gave us were lies! You leave this here township and never return or I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you!
Oh, great. My secret's out. But maybe...
...Quick! Kill the witnesses! Magic Missile! Fireball! Lightning Bolt! And for the 'Wise Sage' called Arctaris, I have something special... Wise Sage, eh?
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YOU CANNOT HARM ME, MORTAL! I HAVE EXISTED SINCE BEFORE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I WILL EXIST LONG AFTER YOU HAVE CRUMBLED TO DUST AND YOUR MEMORY HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN IN THE ENTROPY OF TIME!!!
So long as the threadjacks are absurd, you won't see me crying foul. Jack away.
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PEPTO-BISMOL!!!!!
"Need ogre and giant minitures."
So....whaddya want? I'm confused.
All those ridiculous suggestions following Sebastian's simple question. Clearly the easiest way to go is to just shrink your enemies down to hand holdable status and whack them against the table until they stop perfussin'. Then you dress em' in chipmunk pelts and glue on the weapons. One, two, three done!
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