The great Smurf experiment

[hellacious huni]

Aaghgh!! A blue little got away!

*eats Heathy tasting blue little*

[Heathansson]

Hyena don't crap where the crocodile smurfs.

[Mike McArtor]

Heathansson wrote:

Anna Nicole Smurf. Grrrrrrrreat.....

EWWWWW!!!!!!!!

*gags*

Where's vomit smurf when you need him? :(

[Heathansson]

She was in Smurfboy.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Ahem, I believe that we bound you all in this gem of darkness and pure evil!
Dang smrfs...

[Aberzombie]

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[Mike McArtor]

Indeed.

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[alleynbard]

I always thought the Smurfs existed in some gay utopia before Gargamel wrecked it with the introduction of Smurfette.

...

Just sayin'

[Evil Genius]

A smurfy day to you all!

[Watcher]

alleynbard wrote:

I always thought the Smurfs existed in some gay utopia before Gargamel wrecked it with the introduction of Smurfette.

...

Just sayin'

Asexual.

[alleynbard]

Watcher wrote:

alleynbard wrote:

I always thought the Smurfs existed in some gay utopia before Gargamel wrecked it with the introduction of Smurfette.

...

Just sayin'

Asexual.

I don't know, the Smurfs seemed pretty happy at first. Then Smurfette came and the Smurfs started falling over each other, some got jealous, there was infighting.

I am not sure they were all that asexual. :)

[Watcher]

alleynbard wrote:

I don't know, the Smurfs seemed pretty happy at first. Then Smurfette came and the Smurfs started falling over each other, some got jealous, there was infighting.

I am not sure they were all that asexual. :)

Interesting.

No counterpoint.

The Smurfs as a Metaphor for Genesis, with the same patriarchial 'blame the woman' message.

<<files that away for discussion elsewhere>>

[alleynbard]

Watcher wrote:

The Smurfs as a Metaphor for Genesis, with the same patriarchial 'blame the woman' message.

<<files that away for discussion elsewhere>>

Smurftastic metaphor!

[Kobold Catgirl]

Aberzombie wrote:

Blah!!!Blah!!!Blah!!!Blah!!!Blah!!!Blah!!!Blah!!!Blah!!!Blah!!!Blah!! !Blah!!!Blah!!!Blah!!!Blah!!!Blah!!!

GAH!!! The smrfs have devised some sort of magecraft!!! They are casting Explosive Runes!!! FLEE!!!!!

[Tobus Neth]

Smarf you all to Smerfin Smurf!, you bunch of smurfin Smurft Smurfy Smurfoks kiss my smarfy smerfass!!!!;)

I'm Smurfttoff to the smerfed!

[Mike McArtor]

alleynbard wrote:

Watcher wrote:

The Smurfs as a Metaphor for Genesis, with the same patriarchial 'blame the woman' message.

<<files that away for discussion elsewhere>>

Smurftastic metaphor!

I agree!

Tobus Neth wrote:

Smarf you all to Smerfin Smurf!, you bunch of smurfin Smurft Smurfy Smurfoks kiss my smarfy smerfass!!!!;)

I'm Smurfttoff to the smerfed!

Whoa there, Tobus... whoa there. Let's keep it smurfy around here, there are smurfs present.

[bubbagump]

Watcher wrote:

The Smurfs as a Metaphor for Genesis, with the same patriarchial 'blame the woman' message.

Why not blame the woman? It's her fault! (All kidding aside, if you read the Genesis story in context you discover the man gets the blame.)

What, we can't cast blame where it belongs because she's female?
Sheesh!

[Tobus Neth]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Whoa there, Tobus... whoa there. Let's keep it smurfy around here, there are smurfs present.

I'm Smerfy I had a smorf day

[Heathansson]

Just Smurf it.

[Barf Boy, dire smurf]

bubbagump wrote:

Watcher wrote:

The Smurfs as a Metaphor for Genesis, with the same patriarchial 'blame the woman' message.

Why not blame the woman? It's her fault! (All kidding aside, if you read the Genesis story in context you discover the man gets the blame.)

What, we can't cast blame where it belongs because she's female?
Sheesh!

I mean, think about it: what should we think about a woman (Smurfette) who deliberately moves into a community where she knows perfectly well that she's the only female. I mean, smurf, she had to have done that just to cause trouble. It's just so "Desperate Smurfwives" or perhaps "Smurf in the City". I don't know how anybody thought that series could be appropriate for children!

[Mike McArtor]

Heathansson wrote:

Just Smurf it.

Unsmurfy lawyers from Nike are on their way to your house now, Heathy. Smurf for it while you still can! (I recommend Sebastian as your lawyer. I hear he has pretty smurfy rates.*)

* I assume his rates are on smurf with other lawyers.

[Heathansson]

They can't smurf me papers if I hide in the attic.

[Tobus Neth]

I'll smerf for ya tell 'em your not smurfin

[Kobold Catgirl]

Why does everyone think that Sebastian is a good lawyer? I hired him (for killing 50 shoppers. C'mon, that line was huge!)and he lost the case! Jeez...

[Mike McArtor]

Tobus Neth wrote:

I'll smerf for ya tell 'em your not smurfin

Yeah, I've got your smurf too, Heathy. Me and Tobus will smurf with them revenuers while you make a mad smurf out the back! Don't forget to smurf the still, to smurf the evidence.

Wait, what are we smurfing about?

[Heathansson]

Don't lettem axe mah smurfberry still, feller's! Thet tharsum gooooood hooch!!!!

[DmRrostarr]

Arctaris wrote:

Smurf you all!

MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Smurf me? Smurf you!! :)

[Vomit Guy]

Smuuuuuurrrrrf.

Spoiler:

Just smurfing.

[Watcher]

bubbagump wrote:

(All kidding aside, if you read the Genesis story in context you discover the man gets the blame.)

::raises eyebrow::

An interesting assumption you have there, all kidding aside.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Vomit Guy wrote:

Smuuuuuurrrrrf.

** spoiler omitted **

Shhh!!! Remember, you're supposed to be dead!

[Barf Boy, dire smurf]

Vomit Guy wrote:

Smuuuuuurrrrrf.

** spoiler omitted **

Master? Is that you?

[Mike McArtor]

Heathansson wrote:

Don't lettem axe mah smurfberry still, feller's! Thet tharsum gooooood hooch!!!!

Yeah, we know. Now get the smurf out of here, Smurfansson, before they smurf you in smurf. I ain't got enough smurfs to smurf you out. Go on! Smurf out of here!

[Heathansson]

Huh......but Jokey Smurf's meth lab is kopacetic...

[Tobus Neth]

Smurf Neth is gonna help Papa smurf hide his moonshine still, can't let 'em get it...damn I'm a smurf in drag!

[DangerDwarf]

*hiccup*

I smurf some good corn whiskey.

[Mike McArtor]

Tobus Neth wrote:

Smurf Neth is gonna help Papa smurf hide his moonshine still, can't let 'em get it...damn I'm a smurf in drag!

Smuuuuurf...

[Smurfs O'Malley]

A martini. Shaken, not smurfed

[Aberzombie]

What is the sound of one smurf smurfing?

[Kobold Catgirl]

Tobus Neth wrote:

----- Neth is gonna help Papa ----- hide his moonshine still, can't let 'em get it...damn I'm a ----- in drag!

Aww, Tobus is a li'l girl smrf!

[Tobus Neth]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Tobus Neth wrote:

----- Neth is gonna help Papa ----- hide his moonshine still, can't let 'em get it...damn I'm a ----- in drag!

Aww, Tobus is a li'l girl smrf!

All apart of ruse, You smurfless twit, now bugger off and choke your weasel!

[Tobus Neth]

The Smurfs (originally Les Schtroumpfs in French) are a fictional group of small sky blue creatures who live somewhere in the woods. The Belgian cartoonist Peyo introduced Smurfs to the world in a series of comic strips, making their first appearance in the Belgian comics magazine Le Journal de Spirou on October 23, 1958. English-speakers perhaps know them best through the 1980s animated television series from Hanna-Barbera Productions, The Smurfs.

50 Smurf Years my Brothers We must plan now for the Party!!!This going to be the Smurf!

[Barf Boy, dire smurf]

Tobus Neth wrote:

The Smurfs (originally Les Schtroumpfs in French) are a fictional group of small sky blue creatures who live somewhere in the woods. The Belgian cartoonist Peyo introduced Smurfs to the world in a series of comic strips, making their first appearance in the Belgian comics magazine Le Journal de Spirou on October 23, 1958. English-speakers perhaps know them best through the 1980s animated television series from Hanna-Barbera Productions, The Smurfs.

50 Smurf Years my Brothers We must plan now for the Party!!!This going to be the Smurf!

The smurfs are French? Suddenly this just isn't fun anymore...

[Smurfs O'Malley]

I once rolled up a character named Smurfs O'Malley just for fun and to see if I could make him as smurfy as possible. I think he ended up being a level 5 Sorc/5 Thief Air Gnome. Im still waiting to play him in a campaign.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Tobus Neth wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Tobus Neth wrote:

----- Neth is gonna help Papa ----- hide his moonshine still, can't let 'em get it...damn I'm a ----- in drag!

Aww, Tobus is a li'l girl smrf!

All apart of ruse...

Uh-huh.

[Mike McArtor]

Barf Boy, dire smurf wrote:

The smurfs are French? Suddenly this just isn't fun anymore...

No, they're Belgian.

[Kobold Catgirl]

What?! Smrfs are obviously Antarctican!

[Smurfs O'Malley]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

What?! Smrfs are obviously Antarctican!

No, those are penguins. Smurfs are happy, space fairing people from pluto. (but kind of annoyed that they have lost thier "planet" status)

[Charles Evans 25]

Smurfs O'Malley wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

What?! Smrfs are obviously Antarctican!

No, those are penguins. Smurfs are happy, space fairing people from pluto. (but kind of annoyed that they have lost thier "planet" status)

The smurfs are from Pluto? Uh-oh. RUN EVERYONE!!! The Mi-Go in H.P. Lovecraft's stories come from Yuggoth (also known as Pluto) and they use metal cannisters to carry off people's (still-living) brains! If the smurfs are from Pluto, then they may be related to the Mi-Go!

[Tobus Neth]

smerf that smirf I ain't hear'n that LALALALALALALALALALALALALL