8 word "Star Trek" themed word game

[Mothman]

revealing Kirk’s “naughty tentacle” picture collection. “Ah, that’s

[Heathansson]

just sick, Captain," said Chekov, as he looked

[Mothman]

at Sulu eating sushi. “Eating sushi … is that

[Kruelaid]

a sentient being?" wondered Chekov aloud. Sulu was

[Heathansson]

standing around listening to his I-pod and

[Larry Lichman]

fantasizing about Artie Lange when his communicator began

[Heathansson]

beeping. "This is Sulu," he announced as he

[Tobus Neth]

rolled about the bridge doing his fung-ku

[Mothman]

Bruce Lee impersonation. “Klingons off the starboard bow

[waltero]

and Romulans on port!" Kirk shouted: "Initiate tactical

[Mothman]

nukes!” “But sir,” said Uhura, “they’re hailing us

[Kruelaid]

"Then initiate self destruct - on___my___command!" Kirk

[Larry Lichman]

leaped from the captain's chair and headed to

[waltero]

the camera for his close-up. "On screen, Lieutenant!"

[Larry Lichman]

Sulu immediately displayed an image of a bootleg

[Kruelaid]

trashy porn movie. "Belay that order!" commanded Kirk.

[Mothman]

“I must … consider this new … information. Send for

[waltero]

a yeoman... and a ...bottle of ...Tranya. Spock,

[Larry Lichman]

find out if the Romulans or Klingons are

[waltero]

have any... Barry White... recordings. Uhuru, my quarters

[Larry Lichman]

are ready for your nubian beauty. Report there

[Kruelaid]

at once and.. sing.. to.. me of your

[Tobus Neth]

love for all, and the joys of living

[Shenzoe]

in blissful ignorance that is my constant state

[Larry Lichman]

of being. Kirk absently scratched himself as he

[Kruelaid]

gazed at nurse Chapel's velure cradled buttocks. Baloc

[Larry Lichman]

couldn't hold a candle to Nurse Chapel's perfect

[Heathansson]

ankles, no matter how much the xenoform foot

[Tobus Neth]

fetish magazine had her as Ankle Universe Queen

[Heathansson]

even though everybody knows Romulan babes have the

[Mothman]

most exquisite double jointed ankles you’re ever likley

[Heathansson]

to see, before they execute you. Klingons, however,

[Kruelaid]

don't have ankles, as everybody knows. They have

[Tobus Neth]

Klankles, which are knobby and not very attractive

[Mothman]

even to Kirk, who had made it with

[Heathansson]

a ferengi. It's too bad sex addiction hasn't

[Kruelaid]

remained stylish in the more recent Star Trek

[Mothman]

incarnations, cos that Janeway, rawr! I wouldn’t mind

[Kruelaid]

her in a leather bodice with a whip.

[Aberzombie]

And if she decided to "get it on"

[Heathansson]

with him while they transported down to the

[Tobus Neth]

planet of Viagra 9. Once there we will

[Heathansson]

set our phasers for stun and hunt up

[Kruelaid]

some nice girls, stunning them and then taking

[Heathansson]

their stuff. Then, when we get to the

[Kruelaid]

Viagara spring of Prongora we'll divvy it up

[Heathansson]

and guzzle the aqua vitae until the priapismic

[waltero]

effects exceed Scotty's safety factor. Until then we

[Heathansson]

must settle for tribbles. Lots and lots of

[Kruelaid]

tribbles. "Tribble vagina," SPock began, "Is practically