Vark! Shazam! Weapon! Calamity! Ooo! Sirens! Yow! Snarf! The Regulars Are Coming! The Regulars Are Coming!

[Free User 9-12-17-088]

I DEMAND SQUEEZY CHEESE! I DEMAND MENTOS! I FLY LIKE WILMA! YOU DENY ME FRESHMAKER?!?

[Kruelaid]

Meds, Shiny. Now.

[Darkmeer]

Shiny,
What in the NINE HELLS are you doing? And who are these regulars? Do they meet you with prunes and toiletries?

/d

[Heathansson]

the rogue leaped

[firbolg]

<SLAP>
Settle down, ya big girl's blouse.

now...
what are ya s~$#en' on about?

[MaxSlasher26]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Eldritch Mr. Shiny.

[Heathansson]

I squeezed the cheese, but it aint a fresh maker, chum.

[Gary Teter]

Click "edit" link. Tab. Select all. Copy. Launch TextWrangler. New document. Paste. Select all. Change case, Capitalize Words. Select all. Copy. Command-Tab. Click. Paste. Click "Submit Post" button.

Ahhhh.

[Messageboard Bug!!!]

Ctrl-Z

[Sharoth]

Arrrrrooooooooo!!!!! ~coughs~ Damn. I am no were-wolf! ROAR!!!!!

[Tobus Neth]

All I can say is that the drugs don’t work no more

[Axe-grinder]

Snarky observation that the previous posters are clearly lacking in discernment and should refrain from further contributions to these boards.

[Valegrim]

yum, prunes

[Heathansson]

Valegrim wrote:

yum, prunes

did they work yet?

[Kruelaid]

I can kill you with this toothpick.

[Tobus Neth]

Kruelaid wrote:

I can kill you with this toothpick.

I'll bet you're hot stuff with a hatpin.

[Free User 9-12-17-088]

PEAS PEAS PEAS! SAY IT WITH ME AND WIGGLE! MUST NOT REGURGITATE PEAS! LOOK! DAVID HASSELHOFF CAN FLY!

[Eldritch Mona]

Kruelaid wrote:

I can kill you with this toothpick.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

[Lathiira]

Eric Moon wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

I can kill you with this toothpick.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

Left thumb here. My right thumb is FAR too powerful.

And let's not get me started on the Gaze of Death or Force-Choke.

[Tegan]

Lathiira wrote:

Eric Moon wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

I can kill you with this toothpick.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

And let's not get me started on the Gaze of Death or Force-Choke.

aka - OJO (or "the evil eye")

[mwbeeler]

I’m from the future; a future in which you are all dead. Therefore, I’ve already killed everyone here just by existing.

[Mothman]

I'm from a future where chipmunks wear purple pantaloons.

And the standard colour for post-it notes is orange.

[Mothman]

I know a secret, Free User. I know a secret. Do you know it?

[Heathansson]

I know kung fu. The future is now.

[drunken_nomad]

and knowing is half the battle! G! I! JOE!

[Lathiira]

mwbeeler wrote:

I�m from the future; a future in which you are all dead. Therefore, I�ve already killed everyone here just by existing.

Sorry, I'm not allowed to die, so you missed someone. You'll have to take it up with the Powers that Be. They're the ones that cursed me to eternal existence for crimes best left unsaid, for mere mention of them will putrefy the minds of the listener . . . .

[Tobus Neth]

deathproof

[Heathansson]

Lathiira wrote:

mwbeeler wrote:

I�m from the future; a future in which you are all dead. Therefore, I�ve already killed everyone here just by existing.

Sorry, I'm not allowed to die, so you missed someone. You'll have to take it up with the Powers that Be. They're the ones that cursed me to eternal existence for crimes best left unsaid, for mere mention of them will putrefy the minds of the listener . . . .

Aww, come on. You can tell us.

[Tobus Neth]

"Zardoz!"—

[Heathansson]

Zardoz is people, man!

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Igitur, I curtailed my walpoling activities and sallied forth to infiltrate your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

Come again?

I want to buy some cheese.

[YeuxAndI]

Tobus Neth wrote:

deathproof

But, honestly, to really appreciated the deathproofness of this, you'll have to be on my side of the car.

[Heathansson]

Not the cheesy squeeze.

[Valegrim]

SPOON!

[Kruelaid]

Spoon? Spoon? SPOON?!!?!?

:|

[Free User 9-12-17-088]

Hey, poor player! Wow! You lose!

[Beaver Cleaver]

Don't hate the playa, hate the game!!!

[Arctaris]

A panic in a pagoda! Two by two! An oozy rat in a sanitary zoo! Christmas! Hands of blue! SMURF!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Lathiira]

There can be only one.

(To be followed by at least one character with the added " . . . and you are not it.")

[Callum]

I've got something to say - it's better to burn out than to fade away!

[Dragnmoon]

I would Like to add something to this thread...

1+1

[mwbeeler]

Oh crap. The JtHM thread is back.

I have to admit, "YOU DENY ME FRESHMAKER?!?" does make me laugh.

[Larry Lichman]

Heavens to mergatroid!

[Free User 9-12-17-088]

VIEW MY EXISTENCE! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!

[Larry Lichman]

Free User 9-12-17-088 wrote:

VIEW MY EXISTENCE! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!

Umm...No. Thanks for asking, though. :P

[Heathansson]

Oh, no. The goat....it's back.

[Kruelaid]

SMELL IT!

SMELL IT, YOU!

[Heathansson]

Anything else butt hat.

[Mothman]

Bad goat!

BAD goat!!

BAAAAAAD goat!!!

BAAAAAA

[Heathansson]

Goats have freaky eyes.