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From now on just order Unhappy Meals loud and clear, Heath. .

Liberty's Edge

Dude, I just had to leave.
I got my son in the car, and I just had to leave, you know?
I don't want him to see all that.

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The Jade wrote:
From now on just order Unhappy Meals loud and clear, Heath. .

From now on, I'm going to say this:

"here's $5. Put some kinda sammich thing, and fry some potatoes, or a damn apple pie or some s&%+, and gimme a drink. I just don't f!!#ing don't care anymore."


My daughter is 3 and hardly aware of the existence of McDOnald's.

Three cheers for rearing a child overseas.

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I hate them! Gaaaaaaaaaah!!!


Remember back when people rioted in India because McDinkles, in their infinite wisdom, failed to disclose that their fries were coated in frozen beef tallow?

Buh-RILL-iant!

Liberty's Edge

That's just great. "Here, religious vegetarians for thousands of years who invented Buddhism, fought off Alexander the Great, and (I think) invented martial arts, and prolly did about 50,000 great things that I can't think of right now cos I'm pissed. Eat some disguised beef product."

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McDonm%&~%#!#!@&%'s is the #1 food source for the general redneckian populace of the greater Ticonderoga area.

McDonald's: making fat people even fatter for over forty years.

And for stealing perfectly good drummers and putting them to work in your s$$$ty food sweatshops.

Liberty's Edge

Heathansson wrote:
That's just great. "Here, religious vegetarians for thousands of years who invented Buddhism, fought off Alexander the Great, and (I think) invented martial arts, and prolly did about 50,000 great things that I can't think of right now cos I'm pissed. Eat some disguised beef product."

That's worse than the guy finding the dead bat in his Roy Rogers (tm) burger. F@&*, man.

Liberty's Edge

Was it Ozzy Osbourne?

Liberty's Edge

Heathansson wrote:
Was it Ozzy Osbourne?

Nah, bra.

Dey's found some nasty things in Roy Rogers burgers. Like dead mice. And cattle penises. And live cockroaches. Hell, finding a f&+!ing THREE INCH-LONG BONE SHARD in MY burger swore me off ground meat.

Liberty's Edge

Darksun weaponry!!!


Ya, you shoulda gone back and cut their throats with that bone shard. Wearing a beetle shell codpiece...

Liberty's Edge

He goes in there, steals all the spatulas,
"I'm rich, I tell's ya! RIIIICH!!!"


Strep, ouch. Tough call on what’s worse, the sore throat, or the stomach cramps from the antibiotics.

Heathy, watch Falling Down. It’s my favorite movie; the ending is very sad, but it’s a great movie about making people care.

Cripes Shiny, all those boy scout outings left you in good shape, that’s a heck of a hike with a one man band on your back.

So, to add to this thread, sorta knocked myself unconscious today. Happens, still had crap to do afterwards (like spend $700 on new tires and brakes, makes me want to puke), but I have a killer headache now.


Youtube banned in China yet again....

Sigh.

At least Wikipedia was unlocked.


Kruelaid wrote:
Youtube banned in China yet again....

You'd be hard pressed to convince me that's a bad thing. Now Wikipedia...


My 20yo sisters having a baby -I'm gonna be an uncle! I'M OLD!


mwbeeler wrote:
Tough call on what’s worse, the sore throat, or the stomach cramps from the antibiotics.

If you get cramps or nausea from antibiotics, try taking acidophilus with them. My hubby got horrible nausea from one of the pills he was taking, and the dentist recommended taking acidophilus with it to help.

Works quite well, you can get it in capsule form.


Lilith wrote:
If you get cramps or nausea from antibiotics, try taking acidophilus with them.

Friend of mine whose wife has lupus recommends it as well. I usually just eat yogurt, but he swears by the stuff.

The Exchange

Lucky Charms has speed racer pull-back and go cars.....I got the Mach 5 and Racer X's car so far. The kids are not allowed to touch them....

Liberty's Edge

LOL!!!
Lettem play with them, dad.

Liberty's Edge

Trying to find a job that doesn't require driving my own vehicle sucks. We have public transportation in cities for a reason people. Is a simple office job too much to ask? I'll even take a cubicle. Just pay me a decent wage. There, I feel better now.


heh Shiny; thanks for posting; man, am I bad or what; for somereason reading this thread alway makes me feel better; probably because no matter what my issues; somebody has it worse and my heart goes out to them; wow; got stood up five times this last week; wierd; but they were good reasons if they were the truth and did go out with one of them yesterday; but hey; I dont even feel bad about it.

hehe so I am getting this email from some girl in Russia; is it a scam or is it real; hehe says she is coming to visit in a few weeks and is doing her travel stuff now; will she just arrive or is it a scam for money; is this bliss or ultimate suckage; stay tooned true believers.

hehe I always wonder if it is a real live girl telling the truth or some dude Russian mobster trying to get cash through fraud. I say 90% on the fraud knowing that things often suck in life.


Good luck, Valegrim. For what it's worth, you'll probably end up with a heck of a story. Hope it's a happy one.


hehe thanks; i hope so too; my life is a circus hehe

Scarab Sages

Valegrim wrote:
hehe so I am getting this email from some girl in Russia; is it a scam or is it real; hehe says she is coming to visit in a few weeks and is doing her travel stuff now; will she just arrive or is it a scam for money; is this bliss or ultimate suckage; stay tooned true believers.

Do you remember the advert by KenzerCo; for Mail-order Russian Gamer-Girls?

Don't tell me you actually cut it out and filled it in?

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Heathansson wrote:

He goes in there, steals all the spatulas,

"I'm rich, I tell's ya! RIIIICH!!!"

AAAAHHH HA HA HA HAAAA HAAA HA HA HAAA!!!!

Liberty's Edge

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:


Me - "NO NO NO YES DAMMIT! f%!~!"
F*#k that made me laugh.
And it's gonna make me laugh in a few years. Right now it's full-on domesticide-mode.

The reason I haven't been on the boards for two days:

I have no social skills.

My *date* went very mediocre-ly. She was a nice girl, but I was off in space the whole time. Afterwards, I ended up going running just to shake off the nerves. I think I scared some people; me, running down main street shirtless, wearing shorts and combat boots while muttering to myself.

Anyway, I finally got myself back together, and booked it to my buddy's family's bar. I ended up spending six hours (after hours) chillin' and playing pool with a few friends. Ended up getting home at seven in the morning, then crashed until four.


hehe no I didnt; but maybe I should have; I think some of my friends are starting betting on whether or not she is real; a couple of them have gotten emails from Russian girls with Yahoo accounts and they were all money scams; all the messages are like form letters and have some things that are identical. I am kinda hoping mine is real, but not much chance it is; doubt I will believe it unless she shows up at the airport. Its not like I dont have lots of other women to date, but, none are this intriguing; says something about a girl that will travel 10 time zones to visit you. I sure hope she doesnt ask for money; I dont and wont give money to a girl unless she is living with me; I dont have a lot of rules; but that is one of them. Will totally suck if she does; if I post on the good things; hehe you will know this amazingly beautiful girl showed up and thinks I am pretty special.

suckage vs good thing; the jury is still out.

Snorter wrote:
Valegrim wrote:
hehe so I am getting this email from some girl in Russia; is it a scam or is it real; hehe says she is coming to visit in a few weeks and is doing her travel stuff now; will she just arrive or is it a scam for money; is this bliss or ultimate suckage; stay tooned true believers.

Do you remember the advert by KenzerCo; for Mail-order Russian Gamer-Girls?

Don't tell me you actually cut it out and filled it in?

Scarab Sages

Valegrim wrote:
Its not like I dont have lots of other women to date, but, none are this intriguing; says something about a girl that will travel 10 time zones to visit you.

I hope they drill some air-holes in the crate.


Actually she sent me a pic of her on a plane for the first leg of her trip; plane looked pretty nice; was impressed.

Snorter wrote:
Valegrim wrote:
Its not like I dont have lots of other women to date, but, none are this intriguing; says something about a girl that will travel 10 time zones to visit you.
I hope they drill some air-holes in the crate.


Valegrim wrote:


hehe I always wonder if it is a real live girl telling the truth or some dude Russian mobster trying to get cash through fraud. I say 90% on the fraud knowing that things often suck in life.

You'll be surprised to know that my friends is hitched with a nice Russian girl. They met on neutral ground in a foreign country, though.


Kruelaid wrote:
Valegrim wrote:


hehe I always wonder if it is a real live girl telling the truth or some dude Russian mobster trying to get cash through fraud. I say 90% on the fraud knowing that things often suck in life.
You'll be surprised to know that my friends is hitched with a nice Russian girl. They met on neutral ground in a foreign country, though.

Someone I know also got married to someone he met through the Internet, and then went over there to see in person the first time. She was really nice.

Scarab Sages

Valegrim wrote:
hehe so I am getting this email from some girl in Russia; is it a scam or is it real...

If she really is a 'doll', and from Russia, will she be packed inside five other women of increasing size?


Snorter wrote:
Valegrim wrote:
hehe so I am getting this email from some girl in Russia; is it a scam or is it real...
If she really is a 'doll', and from Russia, will she be packed inside five other women of increasing size?

God that sounds hot.


lol


Got a packet from Paizo held back through customs and received a letter telling me I have to pay VAT to get the packet delivered.
Fair enough, those are the rules.
VAT is 25% of the total price of the packet, shipping included (thankfully there aren't extra custom duties on books, like there are on most other things ordered from outside the EU).
But here's the kicker.
In order to pay this VAT amount I have to pay an additional administrative cost, which is 2.5 TIMES THE AMOUNT OF THE VAT!!!
So, to get my books I have to pay more than 3/4 of what I've already payed for them!
F%~%ing bureaucracy!!!

Scarab Sages

Valegrim wrote:

hehe so I am getting this email from some girl in Russia; is it a scam or is it real; hehe says she is coming to visit in a few weeks and is doing her travel stuff now; will she just arrive or is it a scam for money; is this bliss or ultimate suckage; stay tooned true believers.

hehe I always wonder if it is a real live girl telling the truth or some dude Russian mobster trying to get cash through fraud. I say 90% on the fraud knowing that things often suck in life.

Keep ahold of your kidney's, pal!


I was reading this the other day Valegrim. Hope its everything you well....are hoping it is. Be your cautious self, and keep your rule about not sending money. For what it is worth, I once had a neighbor here in town who had a mail order bride from Russia. Guess it worked for him.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
I was reading this the other day Valegrim. Hope its everything you well....are hoping it is. Be your cautious self, and keep your rule about not sending money. For what it is worth, I once had a neighbor here in town who had a mail order bride from Russia. Guess it worked for him.

It reminds me of this movie I've seen.


~grumbles~ One of my friends bounced a check and that caused a domino effect on her checking account. Over $600 is bank overdraft fees later, she is still in the hole. Luckly I have had some extra money to help out. Plus her hubby gets paid once a week and they get an extra paycheck this week. `shakes my head` But it still has been a blow to her. She has said if it were not for me, she did not know what she would have done. ~tight smile~ Yay for me being there. ~sighs~ I would like a few months or years without any trouble on my end or my friends end please.


Cosmo wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
I was reading this the other day Valegrim. Hope its everything you well....are hoping it is. Be your cautious self, and keep your rule about not sending money. For what it is worth, I once had a neighbor here in town who had a mail order bride from Russia. Guess it worked for him.
It reminds me of this movie I've seen.

I saw this movie, it was filmed like a homemade documentry. This guy gets a mail order bride from Thailand or a similar Asian country. She turned out to be an absolute psycho. She wanted a baby and he wasn't ready for that. She spent all his money on little pig figurines, talked on the phone, threw things at him when they got in arguements (which was constant). She finally moved out and moved on to someone else. He eventually talked a friend into getting back at her for ruining his life so they set her up with the friends dad. Strange movie.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
I was reading this the other day Valegrim. Hope its everything you well....are hoping it is. Be your cautious self, and keep your rule about not sending money. For what it is worth, I once had a neighbor here in town who had a mail order bride from Russia. Guess it worked for him.
It reminds me of this movie I've seen.
I saw this movie, it was filmed like a homemade documentry. This guy gets a mail order bride from Thailand or a similar Asian country. She turned out to be an absolute psycho. She wanted a baby and he wasn't ready for that. She spent all his money on little pig figurines, talked on the phone, threw things at him when they got in arguements (which was constant). She finally moved out and moved on to someone else. He eventually talked a friend into getting back at her for ruining his life so they set her up with the friends dad. Strange movie.

That's... not the same movie.

::Double Checks my link::

The movie I linked was about a straight-laced bank clerk who, in a drunken fit of loneliness, signs up for a mail-order Russian bride. She shows up and turns out to be hot. Really hot. Stupid hot. Well... Nicole Kidman-hot. But she speaks no English. It becomes a nice, little, "get-the-straight-laced-guy-out-of-his-shell" love story. Then her "cousins" show up from the old country and everything goes to hell.

Awesome movie. If a little strange.


hehe just got the money email; guess I lose. ah well; not like I dont have lot of dating oppurtunities; just not any I am excited about. Really; a real life mail order bride; cool. I will see what the next email is if there ever is one.

sigh; if dating sucks so much why do I do it; well; other things suck worse.

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
I was reading this the other day Valegrim. Hope its everything you well....are hoping it is. Be your cautious self, and keep your rule about not sending money. For what it is worth, I once had a neighbor here in town who had a mail order bride from Russia. Guess it worked for him.


yeah, not only am I warned about this being a fraud money scam, but also that they may wish to get married; have a baby; move back to home country scam that takes a lot of what your worth. Sheesh; is anyone safe to date anymore; jeez.

Scarab Sages

Valegrim wrote:
sigh; if dating sucks so much why do I do it; well; other things suck worse.

Because sometimes the good kind of sucking is involved...


yeah; vacuum cleaners; toilets; and garbage disposals.

Sovereign Court

When your daughter's fiance "remembers" 25 more people that "have" to be invited to the wedding. After you've already ordered the invitations and catering. Sorry Paizo, less dollars to you, but I might have a few extra buffet dinners I could send over come July.


BLTs sans Ts suck.

sans speed racer go cars sucks too.

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