Sharoth wrote: ~grumbles~ Bah! Halloween! Who cares! ~goes off to count my hoard, but only after making sure my anti-scrying field is up~ Bwahahahaha! Too late! I have a large stash today! Time to set the Obnoxious-White-Dragon-That-Thinks-Hes-A-Silver-Dragon-Even-Though-Hes-Just -A-Kobold-Trap. Good thing I have that Scroll of Anti Anti Scrying! Hee hee hee!
Oh, and by the way Mike! Thanks! That just made me cry!
*Sniff sniff*
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Sharoth wrote: ~grumbles~ Bah! Halloween! Who cares! ~goes off to count my hoard, but only after making sure my anti-scrying field is up~ Bwahahahaha! Too late! I have a large stash today! Time to set the Obnoxious-White-Dragon-That-Thinks-Hes-A-Silver-Dragon-Even-Though-Hes-Just -A-Kobold-Trap. Good thing I have that Scroll of Anti Anti Scrying! Hee hee hee!
Oh, and by the way Mike! Thanks! That just made me cry!
*Sniff sniff* ~sniffs~ Loot? Did someone say Loot? ~sniffs, nose to the ground just like a bloodhound~ I smell loot!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Oh, and by the way Mike! Thanks! That just made me cry!
*Sniff sniff*
Um... you're welcome? I hope it was a happy cry and not a sad or scared cry...
Mike McArtor wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Oh, and by the way Mike! Thanks! That just made me cry!
*Sniff sniff* Um... you're welcome? I hope it was a happy cry and not a sad or scared cry... It was a happy cwy. Now I am vewy sad. Waaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
Hee hee hee! That dumb white dragon walks right into my trap! Snicker!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: It was a happy cwy. Oh good.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Now I am vewy sad. Waaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Wait, what? Ack! Kobolds have too many mood swings!!! :\
~sniffs around, smelling stinky kobold~ Hmnnnn... ~looks around and spies some "loot"~ Intewesting. vewy intewesting. ~looks closer~
BOOM!!!!
Heh heh...that was my "explosion kobold."
If you want to hunt varmints, you have to think like a varmint.
Here is what Mike said (the revised version)
Mike McArtor wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: It was a happy cwy. Oh thats bad. I think, as compensation, I'll ban all those Kobold Cleaver wishes. Ill also give him lots and lots of money!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Now I am vewy sad. Waaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Wait, what? Ack! Kobolds are infinittly wise!!! :\ Snicker!
Heathansson wrote: BOOM!!!!
Heh heh...that was my "explosion kobold."
If you want to hunt varmints, you have to think like a varmint.
That Waskwy Wabbit! Whewe is He?
Uh-oh! Its that wascawy dwagon! Be vewy vewy quiet!
Wait! I hear him!
ATTACK!!!!!!! Aim for the mouth! Its the biggest target!
Gahhh!!!!! Hit it with the cowk!!!!!!!!!!
Oh deaw me. We is in big twouble! Quick! get him!
Wow the dwagon twap wowked!
Meeeeeeeeeeyah........(munch munch munch) wassup, dork?
Heathansson wrote: Meeeeeeeeeeyah........(munch munch munch) wassup, dork? ~raises my shotgun and adjusts my Elmer Fudd TM hat~ There is that Wascally Wabbit! ~BOOM~
(to camera...)
You weawize this means wowah.
Waises the cowk gun. Aha! Thewe is that wascawy dwagon! Its waising its gun at da Elma Fudd hat!!!!!
Wait a moment. If Im that weawd wabbit hunta, and hes the wabbit, than who is dat dwagon? Why he have a gun? An wat dat poodle doing wid my hat??!!
"Kiww da dwagon, kiww da dwagon, kiww da dwagon,....kiww da dwa.....
(gun)...."
Heathansson wrote: "Kiww da dwagon, kiww da dwagon, kiww da dwagon,....kiww da dwa.....
(gun)...."
We is in dwagon tewwatowy, so be vewy vewy quiet!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Heathansson wrote: "Kiww da dwagon, kiww da dwagon, kiww da dwagon,....kiww da dwa.....
(gun)...." We is in dwagon tewwatowy, so be vewy vewy quiet! Naah....I'll just cast a chaotic snarky summon monster IX: celestial tasmanian devil.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Heathansson wrote: "Kiww da dwagon, kiww da dwagon, kiww da dwagon,....kiww da dwa.....
(gun)...." We is in dwagon tewwatowy, so be vewy vewy quiet! Okay, now, you wascawy dwagon, we found you! Now you dead! Bam! Bam!
*Dink*
Saaaay... Lets make a movie!!!
~falls over "dead"~ You have slain me! Oh cruel world! Let me depart from here!
Heathansson wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Heathansson wrote: "Kiww da dwagon, kiww da dwagon, kiww da dwagon,....kiww da dwa.....
(gun)...." We is in dwagon tewwatowy, so be vewy vewy quiet! Naah....I'll just cast a chaotic snarky summon monster IX: celestial tasmanian devil. I summon a Feindish Dire Roadrunner! plus A Dire Coyote!
Elmereptilia Kobudd vs. Werebugs Bunnywolf
Oh yeah, and Whiteom Shakespossum. Get up!
Sharoth wrote: ~falls over "dead"~ You have slain me! Oh cruel world! Let me depart from here! Git up, sissy.
Heathansson wrote:
Naah....I'll just cast a chaotic snarky summon monster IX: celestial tasmanian devil.
That's the creature with Whirlwind Attack, right?
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Here is what Mike said (the revised version)
Mike McArtor wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: It was a happy cwy. Oh thats bad. I think, as compensation, I'll ban all those Kobold Cleaver wishes. Ill also give him lots and lots of money!
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Now I am vewy sad. Waaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Wait, what? Ack! Kobolds are infinittly wise!!! :\ Snicker!
Huh.
Now I know how famous people must feel. :D
Okay. i send the great Roadrunner to attack Werebugs Bunnywolf!
Oh, yeah. and the puny coyote.
Ya know, this thread is gettin wierder and weirder.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Ya know, this thread is gettin wierder and weirder. Yes it is small dogman!
Tobus Neth wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Ya know, this thread is gettin wierder and weirder. Yes it is small dogman! I blame McArtor.
Cosmo wrote: Heathansson wrote:
Naah....I'll just cast a chaotic snarky summon monster IX: celestial tasmanian devil. That's the creature with Whirlwind Attack, right? It should read "each opponent or tree" within reach.
Mike McArtor wrote:
Now I know how famous people must feel. :D
But you are famous Mike.
I have pictures of you all over the wall in my... errr... special room.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Ya know, this thread is gettin wierder and weirder. I'm just gettin started.
Del Monte has a pineapple factory on Yuggoth.
Ha!!! Face your DOOM, Shakespossum!!!!!
Tobus Neth wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Ya know, this thread is gettin wierder and weirder. Yes it is small dogman! Grumble. Oh no!!! i forgot about... um... What other Cartoon Network characters are there?
Heathansson wrote: Dr. Venture. Nevermind. By the way, the Roadrunner just attacked Shakespossum, killing him. The loot is MINE!!!
The I.R.S. is sending an auditor.
Cosmo wrote: I blame McArtor. Watch it, you.
Kruelaid wrote: But you are famous Mike.
I have pictures of you all over the wall in my... errr... special room.
I think I'm about 40% honored and about 60% creeped out by that.
No... no, I think it's more like 10/90.
*shudder*
Heathansson wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Ya know, this thread is gettin wierder and weirder. I'm just gettin started.
Del Monte has a pineapple factory on Yuggoth. Blast you Heathy - now the Mi-Go gotta move offa Hawaii...
Ha ha! Note that Shakespossum isn't around anymore. That's 'cause he's dead! Bwahahaha!!!
And people have a hard time with the Untitled thread?! Puhleez.
Tegan wrote: And people have a hard time with the Untitled thread?! Puhleez. Bwahahahaha! By the way, the Roadrunner just killed the Tasmanian Devil.
Oh, look. It's the next scene and he's back alive.
Heathansson wrote: Oh, look. It's the next scene and he's back alive. Oh look, hes dead again!
Heathansson wrote: Er wohnt jetzt. Whaaaat?
ya know, I might become famous on the boards, like Heathy or Lilith, if I keep up this thread (I now have 125 posts--Im workin' on it!)
Celestial Healer wrote: What happened here? A Tasmanian Devil, a Roadrunner, a coyote, Whiteom Shakespossum and a were-rabbit known as Werebugs Bunnywolf.
Oh, yeah. I suppose I was sorta involved...
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