Is nothing sacred? NASA!?!

[el_skootro]

Hmmm...

Does this mean that I'm qualified to be an astronaut now?

Oh happy day! I think I'll go have a drink.

El Skootro

[MaxSlasher26]

Can you imagine drunk astronauts in space?

"Hold on, The Cheat! We're flying this baby to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!"

[Sect]

MaxSlasher26 wrote:

Can you imagine drunk astronauts in space?

"Hold on, The Cheat! We're flying this baby to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!"

Honestly, I don't know what the big deal is. There's no white lines, what are they gonna hit?

[el_skootro]

Sect wrote:

Honestly, I don't know what the big deal is. There's no white lines, what are they gonna hit?

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that drinking and driving is bad.

El Skootro

[Dragonmann]

I would have to be drunk to get ontop of a 5 story tall bottle rocket and throw myself out of the lifegiving atmosphere trusting only the computational abilities of other engineers

[MaxSlasher26]

Dragonmann wrote:

I would have to be drunk to get ontop of a 5 story tall bottle rocket and throw myself out of the lifegiving atmosphere trusting only the computational abilities of other engineers

That is an astoundingly good point.

[Cosmo]

MaxSlasher26 wrote:

Dragonmann wrote:

I would have to be drunk to get ontop of a 5 story tall bottle rocket and throw myself out of the lifegiving atmosphere trusting only the computational abilities of other engineers

That is an astoundingly good point.

I'm drinking right now just thinking about it.

Cheers!

*hic!*

*wanders off towards the untitled thread*

[Kelvar Silvermace]

MaxSlasher26 wrote:

Dragonmann wrote:

I would have to be drunk to get ontop of a 5 story tall bottle rocket and throw myself out of the lifegiving atmosphere trusting only the computational abilities of other engineers

That is an astoundingly good point.

*Especially* when that 5 story tall bottle rocket was built by the lowest bidder...

just saying...

[el_skootro]

Kelvar Silvermace wrote:

MaxSlasher26 wrote:

Dragonmann wrote:

I would have to be drunk to get ontop of a 5 story tall bottle rocket and throw myself out of the lifegiving atmosphere trusting only the computational abilities of other engineers

That is an astoundingly good point.

*Especially* when that 5 story tall bottle rocket was built by the lowest bidder...

just saying...

Hmmm. I would've thought Starfleet would have some pretty good quality control procedures in place.

El Skootro

[Celestial Healer]

Cosmo wrote:

MaxSlasher26 wrote:

Dragonmann wrote:

I would have to be drunk to get ontop of a 5 story tall bottle rocket and throw myself out of the lifegiving atmosphere trusting only the computational abilities of other engineers

That is an astoundingly good point.

I'm drinking right now just thinking about it.

Cheers!

*hic!*

*wanders off towards the untitled thread*

Aren't you at work? I mean, I knew things were casual around the Paizo offices...

[MaxSlasher26]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

MaxSlasher26 wrote:

Dragonmann wrote:

I would have to be drunk to get ontop of a 5 story tall bottle rocket and throw myself out of the lifegiving atmosphere trusting only the computational abilities of other engineers

That is an astoundingly good point.

I'm drinking right now just thinking about it.

Cheers!

*hic!*

*wanders off towards the untitled thread*

Aren't you at work? I mean, I knew things were casual around the Paizo offices...

Haven't you seen the Paizo schedule? All the time is Miller Time!

[Cosmo]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

MaxSlasher26 wrote:

Dragonmann wrote:

I would have to be drunk to get ontop of a 5 story tall bottle rocket and throw myself out of the lifegiving atmosphere trusting only the computational abilities of other engineers

That is an astoundingly good point.

I'm drinking right now just thinking about it.

Cheers!

*hic!*

*wanders off towards the untitled thread*

Aren't you at work? I mean, I knew things were casual around the Paizo offices...

No Comment. ;)

[yellowdingo]

Sect wrote:

MaxSlasher26 wrote:

Can you imagine drunk astronauts in space?

"Hold on, The Cheat! We're flying this baby to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!"

Honestly, I don't know what the big deal is. There's no white lines, what are they gonna hit?

Lets see...WHAT COULD A DRUNK ASTRONAUT CRASH A SHUTTLE INTO?

(a) THE EARTH
"Where did that come from?"

(b) THE MOON
EXCUSE: "Where were his Brake Lights?"

(c) THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION
EXCUSE: "They wouldnt get out of my lane."

(d) THE PINK COW THAT IS FOLLOWING FROM A DISTANCE
EXCUSE: "The Pink bugger dumped on the windscreen."

(e) ANY ARTIFICIAL SATTELITE
EXCUSE: "The Traffic was terrible...they wouldnt move to the slow lane."

(f) ANY OF THE ABOVE
EXCUSE: "Hey man! Back off! I was lucky to survive that ejection over Texas..."

[The Jade]

The comedy writing chops in this post have been fierce.

[Kruelaid]

Now they can start selling those zero-G tequila squeeze packs at the National Air and Space Museum that we've all been waiting for. Label: "Genuine Astronaut Nourishment Packs".

[yellowdingo]

I think NASA has become a bit of an off course failure...Colonizing Mars is going to take a NASA with 30 million employees...no way In hell am I going to scrape that many drunk NASA employees off the runway.

[Kruelaid]

You guys know China plans to send people to Mars, right? The race is on.

[Sect]

Kruelaid wrote:

Now they can start selling those zero-G tequila squeeze packs at the National Air and Space Museum that we've all been waiting for. Label: "Genuine Astronaut Nourishment Packs".

Complete with space worm.

[Valegrim]

Guess they can get fresh alien ale; is a nice amber :)

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