Here begins the Omega Culmination
Only because we cannot allow a president to ever have some sort of device placed voluntarily where the sun don't shine. Colonoscopy or no, it cannot be allowed! It's in the Constitution or something.
Only because we cannot allow a president to ever have some sort of device placed voluntarily where the sun don't shine. Colonoscopy or no, it cannot be allowed! It's in the Constitution or something.
That's true... it just isn't presidential.
Is he going to become president because he's going to kill G.W. in a 'hunting accident'?
A hunting accident during a medical proceedure. Hilarious.
It's the joke that writes itself. Funny stuff, guys. We could have a web-based jokebook out the door by tomorrow.
Thanks for the link, Mike. It says he'll be under sedation. Teddy Roosevelt would have waved that away and brought his own rubber ball facemask.
"The only thing to fear is... OO! HEY!"
Good news, folks, the examination was cancelled. Turned out there was a head blocking the path of the probe.The head...of Carl Rove.
That's their dome of silence for private conversations. Both heads jammed up there, high and tight.
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Clearly I'm missing something... is G.W. going in for some kind of surgery or something?Colonoscopy.
Thanks! Now I know.
Paizo is currently my only source for outside news. I don't mean that in jest, either. I have not turned on a television for any purpose other than video games or DVDs in three years. I have not read a newspaper in the last five. I browse approximately 4 websites with any degree of regularity: this one, my company website, a webcomic that I read, and my bank's website (to check my accounts). It may seem kind of unfortunate, but I feel that these boards make a very effective b~~~%@+% filter, allowing only the information that is relevant and important to my life to get through. Thank you all.
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Paizo is currently my only source for outside news. I don't mean that in jest, either. I have not turned on a television for any purpose other than video games or DVDs in three years. I have not read a newspaper in the last five.
Until I started posting here a while back, all I did was read news. I scoured the AP, Reuters, AFP etc feeds like I now do these messageboards. I listened to talk radio while reading news. I spent hours a day taking in/filtering news. I did this to some extent or another since I was in HS, but the real peak years were between 1996-2004.
Here lately...nothing. My friends have been shocked when they call me to ask a politics question and I have to answer, "I don't know."
Yeah, well even us BS filters need changing from time to time, and I guess... well, I guess this is my time. I'll be seeing you.
::Grabs his backpack ands walks away slowly--The Incredible Hulk and Kung-Fu TV show themes trailing after him.::
Here begins the Omega Culmination
As one hereditary figurehead propped up under the illusion of democracy to another, I wish George II good health.
His Royal Highness,
The King of Paizovania
::Grabs his backpack ands walks away slowly--The Incredible Hulk and Kung-Fu TV show themes trailing after him.::I heard Highway to Heaven.
That certainly works... I was just hoping to be lone, sans sidekick. Such a wistful longing when the hero walks away alone. Like live or dead Shane riding off into the sunset.
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That certainly works... I was just hoping to be lone, sans sidekick. Such a wistful longing when the hero walks away alone. Like live or dead Shane riding off into the sunset.::Grabs his backpack ands walks away slowly--The Incredible Hulk and Kung-Fu TV show themes trailing after him.::I heard Highway to Heaven.
Pick up the gun.
The head...of Carl Rove.I was thinking more his own, but that works too :)
You people just get all excited about one baby. It was triplets, you know: Carl Rove was first, followed by Bush's own head making out with Ann Coulter.
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Wow that was neat. My Laptop had a total failure when I attempted to type in "Wazzamatta? You worried Dick will incorporate the USA into usa.com while Bill takes one for Capitalism?
Afraid you might wake up tomorrow and not own any shares? Worse still, find out home ownership is share dependant...One Share gets you a Cardboard Box?"
Very interseting...
Preliminary results from the colonoscopy are in. No weapons of mass destruction found.
You worried Dick will incorporate the USA into usa.com ...?
It'll never happen. There's a cyber squatter that already owns the domain.
Preliminary results from the colonoscopy are in. No weapons of mass destruction found.
Further proof that this colonoscopy is a farce. First, they said,"We're going in to find WMDs." "We'll be greeted as liberators!" "We fight them in there so we don't have to fight them out here!" But I know for a fact that there weren't any Al Quaeda cells in that orifice until we invaded!
This behind cancer examination is turning into a quagmire!
Tomorrow, Dick Cheney will be president.
And this is different from the last six-and-a-half-years how?
Clearly I'm missing something... is G.W. going in for some kind of surgery or something?Is he going to become president because he's going to kill G.W. in a 'hunting accident'?A hunting accident during a medical proceedure. Hilarious.
I think they are removing Dick's hand. So if it turns out that they have to remove a bit of George's colon would it just make him a bigger @$$#%%(?
I knew I should have invested in those oil companies in Dubai -like Halliburton. I see a lot of no-bid contracts coming their way in the next few hours.
GGG
Move along, it's all over, nothing to see here, move along!