My ex used to say I am all hands, sorta like a Mezzoloth, except I am not evil...just snarky.
edit: I am actually a tad bit evil.
Well, I'm covered in a fine layer of fur and stubborn as a bull, or at least this is what my wife says, so I guess mine is applicable.
Picked the closest one I could find without sending in a copy of my driver's license.
Lawgiver wrote: Picked the closest one I could find without sending in a copy of my driver's license. Me too!
On other boards that allow personalized avatars, I use the picture of me that appeared in Dragon.
Since (ironically) I can't use that one here, I picked the one that looked most like a Hill Giant. It doesn't look anything like me though (except for being humanoid).
What, me drink beer? Preposterous!
Seriously, though, with my mustache I look suspicously like Nick Logue's avatar (the new one, not the rubber xorn one).
Yes, except for the regeneration part.
The more I look at this guy, the more he resembles me actually, though in real life I generally don't look so steely and determined. I also don't have as many earrings (that is, I have none and this bloke has a whole rack of them).
I also have long shaggy hair, but now I am totally going to go and get a yakuza haircut just so I can look more like my avatar. And maybe some neckbeads.
Two of those aren't legs.....
Not at all, I’m in my 20’s. I’m 6’2, 200lbs in decent shape, and have short black hair and have a goatee no beard. I picked my avatar on my name Fizzban, which is the alias of the god of light, war, good, elves, knowledge, and all the good domains that are left in Dragonlance. He was always funny and interesting to me. He acted like a crazy old man, screwed up most his spells, and almost blew several characters up by randomly casting fireball.
Fizz
I read a novel by Weis and Hickman that was not Dragonlance related that had a character named Ziffnab. I wonder who that coulda been?
Exactly alike, except I don't shave my legs, run about in armor, wear a shield, or carry a mace.
And the wifey won't let me wear a skir....uurrmmm, kilt.
And the hair is dark.
Attitude-wise though me and the avatar are spot-on.
FH
secretturchinman wrote: I read a novel by Weis and Hickman that was not Dragonlance related that had a character named Ziffnab. I wonder who that coulda been? Oooh... They are a subtle pair, those two.
Vattnisse wrote: Oooh... They are a subtle pair, those two. Indeed.
Spitting image. Missing teeth, vacant stare and all.
James, I was prepping for my game on Saturday afternoon, and flicked through that Dragon mag with "Class Acts: Flaws for Commoners" - thought fondly of you and your avatar...
Mothman wrote: James, I was prepping for my game on Saturday afternoon, and flicked through that Dragon mag with "Class Acts: Flaws for Commoners" - thought fondly of you and your avatar... Sweet. I actually had no idea where this picture came from: I just chose the ugliest avatar that I could find when I signed up.
It's pretty close. Dead on if I have a sunburn, minus the facial hair. I constantly have the evil grin on my face at the gaming table...
BTW: KeJR, You are not NEARLY as stubborn as me. Although, from what I HAVE seen, you are covered in a fine layer of fur... LOL.
/d
Darkmeer wrote: Although, from what I HAVE seen, you are covered in a fine layer of fur... LOL.
/d
Eek! What has Mary been telling you?
KnightErrantJR wrote: Darkmeer wrote: Although, from what I HAVE seen, you are covered in a fine layer of fur... LOL.
/d Eek! What has Mary been telling you? Wouldn't YOU like to know.
(see avatar for evil grin)
/d
Don't look like mine at all. She just looks like how I feel when I'm pissed. I tried to find a female dwarf, since Tegan is my current characters name & she's a battle mage dwarf. WHOOT!!!!! Needless to say, there were NO AVATARS of female dwarves.
This is what I look like any morning before 9 AM (especially if I haven't had some Dr Pepper/Coke/Jolt yet)
Perhaps closer to the character where the name comes from...turquoise is so not my color.
Aside from the occasional poo throwing incident, there's practically nothing about my avatar that remotely resembles me.
What?!! Free bananas on the fifth floor? I'm there!
No, not at all; I picked it to remind me not to be like that; but it is fun role playing an efreeti :)
ok; partial yes; I probably look exactly like this behind my GM screen.
Tegan wrote: Don't look like mine at all. She just looks like how I feel when I'm pissed. I tried to find a female dwarf, since Tegan is my current characters name & she's a battle mage dwarf. WHOOT!!!!! Needless to say, there were NO AVATARS of female dwarves. sure they are, but you cant tell them from the guys with their clothes on; lol
welcome back D Nomad; been wondering what you were up to.
Oh yeah, I absolutely look like some rotting, zombie guy with a burning head (or whatever the hell all that yellow crap is).
Seriously though, if you've ever seen that re-make of Dawn of the Dead (the one in the mall) - I look just like Ving Rhames.
Aberzombie wrote: Oh yeah, I absolutely look like some rotting, zombie guy with a burning head (or whatever the hell all that yellow crap is).
Seriously though, if you've ever seen that re-make of Dawn of the Dead (the one in the mall) - I look just like Ving Rhames.
Do you have a bandaid on the back of your neck?
I might have a small chin and faintly annoyed look on my face all the time but thats about it.
One of my shoulders probaly is lower than the other too -mostly due to carrying a huge man-bag full of D&D books back and forth to my friends house for many years.
Thank goodness for laptops and PDF versions of everything now. :)
Not really. Except for the "Glare of Death" look, which I able to perform as a swift action when the situation calls for it.
Lilith wrote: Not really. Except for the "Glare of Death" look, which I able to perform as a swift action when the situation calls for it. Mum?
Short, bulky, brown hair... Yep, that's me!
Ultradan
(I don't wear diapers anymore though)
This is more of a metaphor for me than an actual portrait. I've been posting here long enough that most of you should realize I truly deserve this avatar. Nay, I transcend it.
Ultradan wrote: (I don't wear diapers anymore though) It's very liberating you know...
If it's good enough for Ultradan and a crazy astronaut, it's good enough for me!
James Keegan wrote:
Sweet. I actually had no idea where this picture came from: I just chose the ugliest avatar that I could find when I signed up. He looks like Beavis's dad.
My avatar doesn't look pissed off enough. Also, I have horns.
Valegrim wrote: Tegan wrote: Don't look like mine at all. She just looks like how I feel when I'm pissed. I tried to find a female dwarf, since Tegan is my current characters name & she's a battle mage dwarf. WHOOT!!!!! Needless to say, there were NO AVATARS of female dwarves. sure they are, but you cant tell them from the guys with their clothes on; lol THIS is the one I use on my character sheet. The only time they've seen her neked was when it was the full moon & she was break dancin' to the gods. lol
Tegan wrote: THIS is the one I use on my character sheet. The only time they've seen her neked was when it was the full moon & she was break dancin' to the gods. lol Interesting. To what god's does she break dance? He of the One Glove? The Great Hammer? Vanilla Ice?
No, but I do like acting and I'm an evil GM(TM).
Celestial Healer wrote: Ultradan wrote: (I don't wear diapers anymore though) It's very liberating you know...
If it's good enough for Ultradan and a crazy astronaut, it's good enough for me! It will when you're eighty.
GGG
PS It was the closest I gould get to an NPC green dragon that I was thinking about at the time.
Lawgiver wrote: Picked the closest one I could find without sending in a copy of my driver's license. This one IS a copy of my driver's license.
Aside from the pale skin and crazed expression, no. I look sort of like Todd Lockwood's interpretation of Artemis Entreri (minus the intelligent sword. and the whole 'athletic ad muscular' thing).
Yes.
In fact, I was actually the model for this mini. I adjudicate and enforce Customer Service issues with an iron hand and my Lion's Head Staff. I try to be fair in all of my dealings. And thoroughly LE.*
(*Three of these statements are patently untrue.)
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote: Aside from the pale skin and crazed expression, no. I look sort of like Todd Lockwood's interpretation of Artemis Entreri (minus the intelligent sword. and the whole 'athletic ad muscular' thing). That leaves you with dark stubble and life-draining dagger, right?
Vattnisse wrote: The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote: Aside from the pale skin and crazed expression, no. I look sort of like Todd Lockwood's interpretation of Artemis Entreri (minus the intelligent sword. and the whole 'athletic ad muscular' thing). That leaves you with dark stubble and life-draining dagger, right? Yes. And I can kill you right now.
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote: Vattnisse wrote: The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote: Aside from the pale skin and crazed expression, no. I look sort of like Todd Lockwood's interpretation of Artemis Entreri (minus the intelligent sword. and the whole 'athletic ad muscular' thing). That leaves you with dark stubble and life-draining dagger, right? Yes. And I can kill you right now. NOOOOOOO!!!!! How did you figure out my vulnerability to dark stubble?!
Vattnisse wrote: The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote: Vattnisse wrote: The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote: Aside from the pale skin and crazed expression, no. I look sort of like Todd Lockwood's interpretation of Artemis Entreri (minus the intelligent sword. and the whole 'athletic ad muscular' thing). That leaves you with dark stubble and life-draining dagger, right? Yes. And I can kill you right now. MWAHAHAHAHA!
NOOOOOOO!!!!! How did you figure out my vulnerability to dark stubble?! MWAHAHAHAHA!
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