The Five Word Game!

[Heathansson]

gee willikers, Wally! If dad

[Vattnisse]

does nothing about this, he

[Heathansson]

sure as Gehenna will be

[Vattnisse]

surprised when the hand reaches

[Heathansson]

66, for that's the hour

[Vattnisse]

it is fated to become

[Celestial Healer]

a giant wax statue of

[office_ninja]

a wang. Meanwhile, the congressman

[Vattnisse]

representing the Abyss received a

[office_ninja]

huge kickback from infernal lobbyists

[Valegrim]

Someone alert the NY Post!

[Vattnisse]

The corrupt congressman had arranged

[Celestial Healer]

meetings with congressional pages in

[Vattnisse]

the Wells of Darkness, and

[Heathansson]

according to abyssal e-mail records,

[Vattnisse]

souls had been traded without

[Valegrim]

proper paperwork or release forms.

[office_ninja]

Worse, the abyssal pages were

[Celestial Healer]

infected with Mummy Rot, causing

[Vattnisse]

unexpected and unpleasant withering of

[Celestial Healer]

appendages. With a sigh of

[Vattnisse]

relief that his visitors were

[Heathansson]

finally leaving, the bartender of

[office_ninja]

Skullrot put the "CLOSED" sign

[Heathansson]

on, which consisted of screaming

[Vattnisse]

quasits trapped in acid vats

[Heathansson]

screaming, "don't come in here!"

[Vattnisse]

, before sneaking out the secret

[Celestial Healer]

passage that leads to the

[Heathansson]

wine cellar. Abyssal grapes waiting

[Celestial Healer]

to be stomped upon glistened

[office_ninja]

like fresh toddlers' eyeballs. "Let's

[Celestial Healer]

take off our shoes before

[Vattnisse]

squashing these tender fruit, as

[Celestial Healer]

our footwear is covered with

[office_ninja]

cleats.", he said aloud. "Holy

[Heathansson]

socks should be thrown in

[Celestial Healer]

with unholy socks to produce

[office_ninja]

neutral socks." "What???", said Orcus.

[Vattnisse]

"I don't even wear socks!

[Heathansson]

They don't stay up on

[Vattnisse]

my goat-leg ankles! Furthermore, I

[Heathansson]

detest garb in general; for

[Vattnisse]

my physique mustn't be covered

[Celestial Healer]

because I know everybody wants

[Heathansson]

you, by Billy Squier, is

[office_ninja]

great for torturing damned souls."

[Heathansson]

Those Orcus was speaking to,

[Celestial Healer]

watching him in trepidation, removed

[Heathansson]

his rhinestone studded Orcuswand holster