The Five Word Game!

[Vattnisse]

Gummi Glasses. "Waddya mean you

[drunken_nomad]

don't refund in CASH?!?!? My

[Heathansson]

crack dealer doesn't take foodstamps!!!

[Vattnisse]

How 'bout this spankin' new

[Heathansson]

bicycle I got from your

[Kruelaid]

mother's herpes infected pimp, Monty.

[Reggie]

Or then again, maybe not.

[Heathansson]

So then, after all was

[Vattnisse]

said and done, Batboy had

[office_ninja]

closed this quote." Man, I

[Kruelaid]

'm tired of catching rabid

[Aberzombie]

koalas in a marsupial rampage."

[Tobus Neth]

As acid rain fell upon

[R-type]

Brighton beach the sun flowers...

[Vattnisse]

melted and sizzled, before finally

[Aberzombie]

collapsing in an agonized heap.

[Vattnisse]

"Wow, man, that's some serious

[office_ninja]

-ly bad punctuation up there.

[Bling Bling]

Wait while I get my

[Magikcat]

Keyboard of Grammar, +5, and

[Vattnisse]

slay the demon of misspelling!"

[Magikcat]

Qwerty, the Demon of Misspelling,

[office_ninja]

was all like, "What? What'd

[Kruelaid]

demuns evr du 2 u?"

[Aberzombie]

Qwerty was also known for

[office_ninja]

annoying text message-speak. "Like, OMG"

[Aberzombie]

which translated as "Oh Mighty

[Vattnisse]

Garbanzobean", which only makes sense

[Bling Bling]

since Qwerty's always had gas.

[Magikcat]

The flatulent Qwerty surveyed his

[Vattnisse]

minions - WQTGEFDYk, YCFTrtrj and ROFL,

[Kruelaid]

and Rickster, who failed English

[drunken_nomad]

but loved mangling the language

[Aberzombie]

of love, also known as

[office_ninja]

Mandarin. It's like hearing poodles

[Bling Bling]

mating, pooping and barfing simultaneously.

[office_ninja]

Like I said... love language.

[Aberzombie]

"Speaking of poodles," said Malcanthet,

[Magikcat]

"The celestial, gelatinous, half-dragon versions

[Aberzombie]

of those fugly "dogs" are

[office_ninja]

also known to cricketeers as

[Magikcat]

"Whicketthounds" for their uncontrollable desire

[office_ninja]

for doggedly pursuing whicketts with

[Bling Bling]

ferocious tenacity not seen since

[Vattnisse]

The Days of Yore - a

[office_ninja]

bit after Days of Myne -

[Kruelaid]

and earlier than the days

[Vattnisse]

of white satin. However, all

[Aberzombie]

anyone ever calls them is

[office_ninja]

the Ye Olde Olden Dayes