The Five Word Game!


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Grand Lodge

drunken_nomad wrote:
know the way to San

Francisco, where everybody adorn their

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selves with nice things on


their heads. Big funny hats


, lots of sparkly earrings, weaves,


and thousands of bodily peircings.


Ahhh, San Francisco! No one


remembers where they parked the


Dwarf Wagon. The squid agitator

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was also lost, somewhere in


Haight-Ashbury among the head shops.

Grand Lodge

This sad loss made the


Lucy, Smeagle, and the others


seek out the nearest Starbucks


to buy over priced, over


brewed steaming coffee. Which was


necessary to power the enormous

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cold fusion device they dragged


along with their weapons and


powered with sick children's dreams


so they could conquer the


monsters in their mother's armoire.


The monsters were actually a


series of repressed homicidal fruit-flavored

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constructs known as Gummi Bears


who fooled entire cities of

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unsuspecting dupes who thought them


harmless, but tasty, candies. The


foul monstocities of artificial flavoring

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had initiated this insidious plan


to get revenge upon the


rival candies, the sour neon


sugar frosted peach flavored chocolatewights.

Scarab Sages

The Gummi Bears (bouncing here


and there, and everywhere) had

Grand Lodge

an edge in mobility, as


chocolatewights tended to melt in


groups of three and above.

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However, this melting process served


the purpose of making them


impossible to remove from silk


, which irritated the bears because

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, in truth, silk can chafe!

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The gummi bears, thus victorious,


celibrated by throwing a huge

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tea party, with their new


pals, the teddy grams, who

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were always down for tea.

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The teddy grahams were known

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to get hammered and rowdy


when they added brandy to

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