was the opening sentence of
The holy book of kobolds
by ethereal felchers. Or filchers.
with Nikko McBrain anyway? And
where in the world is
Godzilla? Somebody punch the alarm!
already. "Man, I want pneumatic
like that guy." Unfortunately, ten
Oozing Demigods were already in
place on the gaming grid.
eight Age of Worms a-aging,
Two dragon turtles, and a
demon lord that's only CR3.
very evil being plotting his
is LUDICROUS!" shouted Ludacris, as
You know Prancer and Shadowdancer
but do you recall that
Demogorgon, the two-headed demon reindeer,