Not to sound too egomaniacal here or anything, but in a world of Nic Logues and Richard Petts one feels that one must beat them at their own self-aggrandizing game...
A BUNCH OF BLAH-DITTY-BLAH ABOUT HIS ITTY WITTY ADVENTUREUMS CALLED "TWILIGHT TOONS" OR SOMESUCH!
...Hawai'i
The Hawai'ian Sovereignty Movement is alive and well on the Paizo boards!!! WOO-HOO!
You stink Vaughan.
I wish I'd thought of this.
I'm getting your adventure tomorrow probably (if it's out in the magestic foriegn land of Hawai'i yet that is)! So poo on you till then. Of course after I read it, I'm sure I'll have to post about how good it is...DAMNIT! I hate my life...
Oh well, back to holding court with the Queen out here in Hawai'iland. The weather is here, wish you were beautiful Vaughan!
Uncle Pett!!! He's being mean to us! Get in the mix!
Senior Software Developer
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Awesome post. I have no influence on what gets into the "store blog" (which is what we call the thing you're trying to get mentioned in), but I will forward a link to this thread to those who control said blog.
On the other hand... dude... At least include a link to the product so everyone can see its awesomeness and buy it. :-)
On the other hand... dude... At least include a link to the product so everyone can see its awesomeness and buy it. :-)I would have...if I knew how (in the most dignified voice he can conjure).
Ha! I too have no idea how to do the link thing...don't feel bad Greg...
Wait a minute, what am I doing!
FEEL BAD GREG!!! FEEL BAD!!! ;-)
...Hawai'i
....The Hawai'ian Sovereignty Movement....
....the magestic foriegn land of Hawai'i ....
....Hawai'iland....
......
Uncle Pett!!! He's being mean to us! Get in the mix!
Hah! You and your superfluous apostrophes! (silly foreigners)
Bring on the Pett! Let him bask in my GLORY!!!!
James J. hates my apostrophes too... :-(
C'mon Pett, get him!
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Chief Technical Officer
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I have no influence on what gets into the "store blog" (which is what we call the thing you're trying to get mentioned in), but I will forward a link to this thread to those who control said blog.
Yeah, um, see, here's the deal. We reserve that space for products we think someone might actually, you know... want to buy.
-Vic.
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Ah! I'm spam!
I gotta say, of all the things I called you growing up, Spam (TM) was not one I had thought of.
Oh, and "out-Petting Pett" sounds just enough dirty that the filters should have caught it.
so Vic,
I'm guessing you don't have any kids....
<evil grin>
sigh...
This sort of thing always seems to happen when I go on holiday...
Honestly, you have an innocent couple of weeks away - soaking up the Adriatic sun, consuming a very small, tiny amount of their excellent red wine, and are undertstandably approached whilst there to spearhead the promotion of a certain consumable by being photographed with a delightful dazzling blonde lady wearing fruit on her head at Dubrovnik airport and this is what's waiting for you...
HAVE YOU NO SHAME MAN!
(and I use the word 'man' in its loosest possible sense of course:))
Khazad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
Good to be back smell-face.
I have no influence on what gets into the "store blog" (which is what we call the thing you're trying to get mentioned in), but I will forward a link to this thread to those who control said blog.Yeah, um, see, here's the deal. We reserve that space for products we think someone might actually, you know... want to buy.
-Vic.
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I've changed my mind - this is the best post EVER
"God save the Queen!
We really mean it, man!"
Johnny Rotten
...and I, I wanna be...ee
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Director of Sales
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Rich is back?!?! NNNNNOOOOOOOooooooooo.........
Dang it. Evidently my cleverly disguised fruit-hat bomb must have malfunctioned.
OOOOohhh... Fruit HAT! Y'see I thought you said fruit BAT bomb.
Silly me. I did wonder why you wanted a bomb that would fly away, but I figured... you know... "The Customer is always right" so I went with it.
Sorry. My bad.
OOOOohhh... Fruit HAT! Y'see I thought you said fruit BAT bomb.
Silly me. I did wonder why you wanted a bomb that would fly away, but I figured... you know... "The Customer is always right" so I went with it.
Sorry. My bad.
Cosmo, this is clearly not the sort of customer service we've come to appreciate from Paizo. I demand that you ship out the correct item post-haste to Greg, so that he may enjoy the fruits of his success...
Ya know toward the end of WWII they actually tried to wire bats with bombs to destroy cities.
That was a cool episode on the History Channel.
with a delightful dazzling blonde lady wearing fruit on her head at Dubrovnik airport and this is what's waiting for you...
Dubrovnik is cool. My parents used to take me to Tucepi all the time for vacation when I was kid growing up in Germany.
I learned to swim in the Adriatic.
Edit: I just google-earthed the hotel we used to go to all the time, Hotel Jadran in Tucepi near Makarska...and it appears abandoned now...overgrown with trees and shrubs, road all gone...very depressing.
Hey, what's this delightful little fruit bat doing on my window sill? Why it has a Paizo Customer Service shipping label. (fwoosh*) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*The sound of gelatin-gasoline accelerant propelled in a wide dispersal pattern by a small incendiary trigger.
Well, that will certainly make Thanksgiving at the Vaughan household a bit of a downer.
Oops. Sorry to the British audience about the Thanksgiving reference. I know, I'll make it up to them by inviting them to our next Independence Day celebration . . . what?
with a delightful dazzling blonde lady wearing fruit on her head at Dubrovnik airport and this is what's waiting for you...
Dubrovnik is cool. My parents used to take me to Tucepi all the time for vacation when I was kid growing up in Germany.
It's mostly been rebuilt now and is still indeed a very cool place, except whilst there I went into an internet cafe and saw the name Vaughn which sort of ruined things holiday wise - at least I couldn't find a copy of twilight thing on sale - that would have been very sad, almost as sad as when amazon emailed me to recommend nic logues adventure from wizards...
Rich
Good to be back though chaps, and a new nic logue adventure to ridicule on its way prior to the far superior, storm laden alienesque Sea Wyverns Wake, where they mostly come out at night, mostly...
I thought that fruit looked a little lob-sided
Wow, only on the Paizo boards could an act of SHAMELESS SHAMELESS self promotion turn into a bizarre war of Fruit Bat Bombs, and mysterious journeys to and from inpronouncable Eastern European states.
Rock + Roll + Awesome = Paizo
Paizo > Fruit Bats.
Fruit Bat adventure...hmmm
...an act of SHAMELESS SHAMELESS self promotion...
You should have seen the e-mail he sent me. I believe the exact words were, "don't be the last one on your block to own The Twilight Tomb."
This with my birthday just around the corner. The nerve of some people.
Perhaps Pett and Logue are on to something...
...an act of SHAMELESS SHAMELESS self promotion...You should have seen the e-mail he sent me. I believe the exact words were, "don't be the last one on your block to own The Twilight Tomb."
This with my birthday just around the corner. The nerve of some people.
Perhaps Pett and Logue are on to something...
desperation
an act of SHAMELESS SHAMELESS self promotionWoohoo! I got two "shamelesses", a new record! Ouch...hurts to woohoo.
I have a feeling it won't be your last...
I'm mainly concerned about those poor fruitbats, you sick b@$^@rds! ;)
It's like watching a tennis match.....now that the names are clickable, they have an easier time hunting each other down on the Paizo boards to swat fuzzy balls back and forth across the net...while our heads swivel like some crazy nerd bobblehead doll.
(Okay, I need some coffee...that just sounded stupid)
an act of SHAMELESS SHAMELESS self promotionWoohoo! I got two "shamelesses", a new record! Ouch...hurts to woohoo.
Hey, take it easy there 'occasional.'
:)Horrah, Hoorah and hoorah an unecessary third time.
And where are you Logue??? Is it milk time or something???
Charge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now that the names are clickable, they have an easier time hunting each other down on the Paizo boards ...Wha....? I hadn't noticed that before. The Pett hunt is on! Somebody wake Logue up fom his nap, it's rumble time.
I take that as a virtual slap across my virtual face with a virtual gauntlet...or something...and how did we get from blondes in dubrovnik to fruit bats anyway???
Wake up the child, it's poker time...
Rich, your adventures are so much better than mine
Well, that's jolly kind of you old chap.
I especially admired the hugely underrated Hollow Threats in Dungeon 96, with its fantastic bait and swtch trick
How nice.
And the fantastic Devil Box in Dungeon 109, much better than Tammeraut's Fate.
Well, what can I say?
And all those great Campaign Workbooks you've done
well, this is getting embarrasing...
I wish I could write a Campaign Workbook...
Boo hoo hoo
so Vic,
I'm guessing you don't have any kids....
<evil grin>
No—that would require that I share my toys.
-Vic.
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Figured. :-)
Kids will teach you not to give in to blackmail quicker than you can say "put my adventure on the homepage or I'll start whining".
Guess you'll have to learn the hard way :-)