Scott & Le Lord of...
Waittaminute! Scott & Le?? Why will my avatar not change to something more lordly?
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Magagumo!
Champion of Vitality & Herald of Wound
Assayer of Unassociated Class Levels
Devout Disciple of the Adventurer's Paths
Charming Chirgeon of Challenge Ratings {Speciality: Fractions}
Soldier of the Eberronian Army
Believer in the Bell Curve Skill Check
Novice Queryist
and last but not least,
Purveyor of Plentifully Prosaic & Plurally Paragraphic Posts
Ultradan
(Defender of Truth, Justice, and the planet Earth)
Lord of the Wings (buffalo)...
Dark Knight of the Fridge...
Master of Mastication...
King of the King Cans...
The Yo-Yo Jarl...
True Nabob of Nuttiness...
...
Director of Narrative
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Daigle - Rocket Surgeon
He Who Sighs at Alignment Posts
*more titles to come*
Keeper of the Six-Toed Cats
Devourer of PlantsCondenser of Campaigns
Former Cooker of Vittles
Current Chief Technological Spelunker *recent work title*
Fellow Drinker of Guinness
...but still a Rocket Surgeon at heart.
Lord Commander Nicolas Logue the Pett Slayer, The Vaughan Vanquisher!
High Marshall of all things Macademia and Mango!
Viceroy of the Great Paradise Kingdom of Hawai'i!
High Seneschel of the Illustrious Order of Eberron Usurpers!
Bard of Asia!
The Schoolyard King of Fast Adventure Output!
Fugitive from the Beijing Secret Police!
Baron Too-Busy-To-Join-The-Fun of the Were_Cabbage Dominion!
the Great Green God's dirty little one night stand!!! Okay two night.
and all this at the tender age of 8 (you're sick GGG!). ;-)
the Great Green God's dirty little one night stand!!! Okay two night.
and all this at the tender age of 8 (you're sick GGG!). ;-)
You loved it, and you know it.
Bored of the Lords,
The Great Green God
*peers around* Hmmmmm....such auspicious company....dare I? What the heck....
SUPER FANG
(in no particular order)
Teller of Tales and Writer of Songs (five novels is enough to qualify, isn't it?)
Destroyer of Nuclear Waste (radiation worker…waste cleanup…extra foot growing from left ear)
Pyrotechnics Technician (I like to blow sh** up)
Badass Mommy (yeah, Fakey, but did you change cloth diapers???)
Pretzel (yogini)
Metal Guitarist (in my misspent youth…)
Lover of Guiness (the ultimate)
Aspiring Superhero (as soon as I stop tripping on my cape)
--Fang
Darkmeer the Dark,
Walker in Darkness, bringer of Light
Champion of Insomnia,
user of /d,
and changer of many diapers (although prolly not as many as FH)
Ahem . . . thou hath forgoten Slayer of Important NPCs, and Skewerer of Potential Future Plotlines
Okay, so I'm modest... And you really are a slave to Realmslore. I guess that makes me a slave to (GREAT WHEEL) Planar Lore, huh?
Oh, And you've forgotten:
Bringer of Spelljammer to 3.5 Realms (cursed Gnomes!)
/d
Luke Fleeman,
Kwisatz Haderach of the Bene Paizo
aka "That Bastard"
Yeah, well I'm the author of the Menagerie!
-GGG
Wow. You have a strange name...
TK
This? From a guy called Thanis?
;)
GGG
The White Toymaker
Champion of Evil PCs
Slayer of Virginal Half-Fey
Player of the Absurd
Lord of Schemes
High Priestess of the Athar
Pants' Seat Pilot, Copilot, and Flight Attendant
Maker of... well... you get the idea.
Reggie
Lord of Brevity
...and changer of 1645 nappies.
wait a minute - make that 1646 nappies.
Hojas
Lord of all Lurkers
Shouldn't the Lord of all Lurkers not be posting....
;)
The king is dead long live the king (whomever they are),
GGG
the Great Green God's dirty little one night stand!!! Okay two night.
and all this at the tender age of 8 (you're sick GGG!). ;-)
What can I say I'm percocious for my age...
G3
Magdalena Thiriet
Cunning Artificer
Enthusiast For Scurvy And Bubonic Plague
Not Really An Elf Princess, Honest!
matt_the_dm
Lord of the Drum, Purveyor of Percussion, Slayer of Player Characters
My dice made me put in that last bit.
You can also call me Master of the Archaic Music since the CD player thread gets hit all the time about being behind the times...
Padan Slade
Master of Melting Emerald Claw Soldier Faces (with a point-blank scorching ray)
Wielder of Reginald, steel pipe of Nazi-bane justice
Heir to the Mysterious Secret of the Orient
Tamer of Perturbed Squirrels (no, really, have you seen those things when they're p.o.ed about something? like miniature tornadoes of destruction, they are)
David E
Lurker Most Ancient
Slave to the "Most Recent Posts" Box (on the right of the Paizo homepage, so ya know)
THe most worshipful,
Sir Kaikillah
Master of the bottom of the bottle
Enforcer of the kooklees safe wave
Epic level dungeonmaster
Paolo decapitator
Crackhead thumber
First knight of the order of the blue flame
the "doctor"
the Hawaiian Malibu Barbi
Lord of the Boards
*peers around* Hmmmmm....such auspicious company....dare I? What the heck....
SUPER FANG
(in no particular order)
Badass Mommy (yeah, Fakey, but did you change cloth diapers???)--Fang
hehe; i can change cloth diapers; one of my many skills; trick is to put them on so they stay on and little surprizes dont roll out :) takes practice.
It's not the cloth diapers that are so bad, per se, it's the amount of laundry they generate. My son could go through 24 of them in one day...
Kid with diaper allergies. It sucked. Kid #2 did not have allergies. Mommy-Fang embraced disposable diapers and danced in the streets!
--Fang
I hope you dont mean this literally because I'm pretty sure that this kind of behaivour can get you thrown in an asylum.Mommy-Fang embraced disposable diapers and danced in the streets!
--Fang
Not much of a difference if you got two kids at home :-)
Stefan
Thanis Kartaleon
Half-Illithid Rakshasa
Subscriber
Eberron/Greyhawk Enthusiast
Rules Enlightener
Ideas Generator
Dungeon Master
Stat Block Bank Moderator (!)
Creator of the Ferret of Legend, Lilithid, and the Doom Gigant
Holder of the McArtor Cookie
Lord of the Board
I hope you dont mean this literally because I'm pretty sure that this kind of behaivour can get you thrown in an asylum.Mommy-Fang embraced disposable diapers and danced in the streets!
--Fang
Well...not where anyone could see, of course...
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Kid with diaper allergies. It sucked. Kid #2 did not have allergies. Mommy-Fang embraced disposable diapers and danced in the streets!
--Fang
Gotcha, that sucks.
I feel guilty with every scar I place on the planet, and I figured that you were one of those "tree-huggin' hippies" who think that disposable anything was an affront to mankind. Kids are hard. Life is hard. D&D keeps us sane. All love to anyone surviving children and staying young enough to "play a silly game".Sorry to harsh on ya, and I know when the foot should be liberally applied to the mouth.
FH (still the best I know)
I feel guilty with every scar I place on the planet, and I figured that you were one of those "tree-huggin' hippies" who think that disposable anything was an affront to mankind. Kids are hard. Life is hard. D&D keeps us sane. All love to anyone surviving children and staying young enough to "play a silly game".
Sorry to harsh on ya, and I know when the foot should be liberally applied to the mouth.FH (still the best I know)
Oh, gosh, don't feel bad.
Lots of people have said I was crazy (about more things than doing cloth diapers)....Allergies really suck. Both kids are suffering with ragweed right now.Make sure you put plenty of mustard on that foot before you cram it your mouth ;)
--Fang
hehe well am not Lord of Tree Huggers hehe but with the beer thread going strong if you pour a lot of booze on a tree and it soaks it up; wonder what you get; would you be a tree spiker? and would that confuse the logging industry; guess i will use my Lord of those who love the Rant page to see if anything shows up; happy tree squeezing; lol maybe you will get beertree juice.
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Kid with diaper allergies. It sucked. Kid #2 did not have allergies. Mommy-Fang embraced disposable diapers and danced in the streets!
--Fang
Gotcha, that sucks.
I feel guilty with every scar I place on the planet, and I figured that you were one of those "tree-huggin' hippies" who think that disposable anything was an affront to mankind. Kids are hard. Life is hard. D&D keeps us sane. All love to anyone surviving children and staying young enough to "play a silly game".
Sorry to harsh on ya, and I know when the foot should be liberally applied to the mouth.FH (still the best I know)
Then getcha a peg leg and a parrot, pirate boy.
Heathensson, git that thar hairy rear of yers back on the porch and walk the plank lek I tol' ye.
--Fang (and Parrot)
*In an aside to the parrot* Dern snivellin', whinin' landlubbers. Dunno why I bother tryin' ta civilize the varmints. *clears throat and indicates parrot* Mr. Featherhead here says he don't care about yer gosh dern skivvies, and if'n ye don't walk the plank, he's gonna peck yer eyeballs out.
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*In an aside to the parrot* Dern snivellin', whinin' landlubbers. Dunno why I bother tryin' ta civilize the varmints. *clears throat and indicates parrot* Mr. Featherhead here says he don't care about yer gosh dern skivvies, and if'n ye don't walk the plank, he's gonna peck yer eyeballs out.
Mmmmmmm. Parrot-ka-bobs.
Parrot Kabobs are know to cause several inconvenient health problems, including oily discharge. Please consult your physician....
El Waltero the Humid
Spawn of El Nino and La Nina, Harbinger of the Savage Tide, Inhabitor of Places below Sea Level.
Lord of Mediocre DM's.
Prince of Delayed/Missed Dungeon Issues.
Oh. Well...then, by all means *detaches dead parrot from shoulder and hands it to Heathansson* enjoy!
--Fang
Tastes like chicken.