Kinda lahk wrahtin' yer naym in snow, prolly.
COOkies!!!
whew; wut I miss; done passed out from dem smurfs ticklin me; whew, shore gots me a pow'r full thirst
<snap> drinks for all and cookies fer dat new one o'er der.
dad nabbit; deys gots me again
yum
DADNABBIT!
Vale'd bedder chek hisself his brichez aftah Heath's li'l joke. Dat skeered me sobah lahk it wuzza hippeh in-vay-jun.
Vale! Wayr be dat fancy empohted sudz?
gotta run ta da root cell'r; fer me big gunz n me imported hooch
*Phsst* dissappears in a lick of flame and smoke
Smells like TAco farts ever time that feller pops inenout, but he shooor has fahn hootch.
I 'm jes browsin' meh las post an i see someone has writ "READ MY LIPS" at the enda meh las utterance. Now this woodn be the doins of that Teeter feller woodit? Dagnabbit! I ain't got no lips as y'all can see. Goldarn, now summun has gone an changed all meh Rs to Ws. Sheeit. Ahm gonna take a screenshot uh this an send in a complaint. I knew that compewter feller was a hippy commie.
*bamp* ( a flash of light and the scent of Channel #5 fills the air; mixed with the smell of bear)
I, Chooser of the Slain, salute you who are about to battle the infernal legion of Hippies! Some Efreeti chef told me you sought a the drink of heroes before battle thus I give unto you the Drink of Heroes:
Finlandia Premium Vodka; (a 5 gallon wooden keg appears); drink and sing praises for soon thou may die.
(she gives a suggestive smile and wink)
*bamp* in a bolt of lightening she is gone, but the memory of her beauty lingers...
Tiz the Gremlins and lolthsome Smurfs; they are allied with the hippies (draws his bow and shoots one of the buggers in the booty) take that fiend.
ack; they have cursed me with a foul spell.
Smurf the smurfing smurfers.
Post meddling commies! Over there! Shoot 'im!
(ain't no coincidence computer and commie start with teh same 3 letters)
Ah see the posts is all back to normality. Fellers r gunna think ahv got goobers fer brains lookin at mah ramblins.... dangit. You commie bastard bettah run an hide, ah got a screenshot of yer meddlin'!
well, so duz compost; waddazat mean?
Dat lady shore smelt purty. An' she had some mahty fahn likker, too. Ah'm reddy ta shute me sum hippeh smoorfs an' gremmnibs.
Dat lady shore smelt purty. An' she had some mahty fahn likker, too. Ah'm reddy ta shute me sum hippeh smoorfs an' gremmnibs.
Ooh smelly ladies?
hey y'all smelly ladies!!! Y'all lookin' fo' some fun?
heheheh!!!
Dagnabbit!
Uh HUH!
If'n thay run, thay's Hippis.
If'n thay stand, thay's stupid hippis.
Yuuk, yuuk!!!
As fo' shootin the young!
Jus' don't lead'm as much!