Beer fer everyone!
hehe; it was light, zero calorie beer of empty swill now yea all have bitter beer face; hehe April Fools.
uhm, some of you actually look better now.
I Like Mountain Dew bettter!!!! FLY by night with Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!
k here be some fresh Mountain Dew fer ya; have me a bunch o dem indentured fey types collectin it special fer jez the like a youse. Dey still gat a few years left n der contrakt so drink up n be Mary.
Well now, Ize just set out some sweet tea fer all youse Yanks that got a hankerin fer someting cool n refreshin without no bubbles; Ize set it oer yonder wit da fresh squeezed lemonaide. Gots some o dat sun tea brewin up too ifn dat be yer like; surry bout not servin it up beefer nah. Dat furs jug be special jez fer yous Lilith, been a spell sins youse stopped in ta grab a bite n quench yer thirst.
We's here on dis thread done got e'ry boddy talkin' lak us now!
Rally, I hadn't noticed fer I always had dis speech patterns n jez figgered most yall had speach im ped o mints n was too polite lake to say sometin; figgered ya'll jez got some o dat all proper educashion n got dat im ped o mint corrected.
i am not crazy i am a tree
hehe weez all talkin lake Mushmouth n da ol classic Fat Albert.
I shor do miss that show.
I wundr whar tha sharf dun got off to. He needs ta check them boahs out. Thay don't smell ah that patchooli but thay shor talk lahk hippies.
well now; ordinary like means yur full o powerful thurst;
have a beer everyone; my treat, the real stuff dis time
*snap*
(fills everyones mug, glass, cup, whatever with their favorite libation)
hmm; dat grass is getting quite bushy.
|
(As an aside... can we talk about how the education I have gotten about the Smurfs on these forums has helped me in the business world? I was at a business lunch and people were mostly making smalltalk, when my boss, from the next table says "It's really bugging me now. Does anyone remember the name of Gargameld's cat from the Smurfs?" And I spoke up, "Ariel." I scored major points with the boss for having that information off the top of my head.)
Jus soos I understand it rightly we now gots kobolds, hippies AND smurfs ta kill? Might be I otta git sum more shells an rock salt. Ahm shor ready ta go fishin though.
I spose I'd jus haf ta faller that creek til it flows inta tha river.
Yer right, guess I could take tha four-wheeler. But I'd have ta fix it ferst an git gas fer it. Ah hells bells, I'll just sit here an watch tha grass grow. I'll just fish fer kobolds in tha grass, and hope I catch a hippie in tha haed with a hook. Good thang I got mah deep sea lures.
Ack Tegan; DONT GO; boys, she izzabouta commit suicide; never, NEVER follow da river; it be a heap of evil; water bad; water wicked stuff <flipps da pancakes and rolls over the sausages in hysteria>
all rivers lead to a horrible place dat is all smelly like <shudder> the gates o da wet hell; the maw of da ever changing; chaos incarnate with vile chaos beasts all simmin bout trying to get yer victuals.
<Pleads> dont go; you want sumtin wet we can dip ya in beer r sumtin; your flavor o choice. Ya want ta exorcize; den join it dat volleyball game til the sweat gleams offn yer...ehem, uh; whant some chocolate? got some chocolate chip flapjack raight har wit some o dat fresh wipped cream; *snap - fresh strawberry appear* wit a heap o strawberries on da side.
<hold da plate out n slipps a grilled sausage on it>
choose life; dont go; boyz; boyz need some help here.
*snap* <some hot fudge appears>
hey lookyhar; dippin sauce fer dem stawberries....
<looks all worried at Tegan as the horrors of the ocean wash through him in a drastic nighmare>
Tegan, TEGAN! whar art thou girly *sniff* she didn't hobble off downstream did she, anyone seen er? Somebody check under dat der tracktor; somebody check da trailors, better she is makin woopie and cupie dalls wit dem hippies den going downstream; anybody? Heathy, old wolf; use dat elongated sniffer uh yurs ta check fer trails n cent n stuff like dat. I'll check da pit; it be warm n der n she may have juz wanted to warm up like;(you know womanfolk; always cold n all).
Aw, Ah ain't goin, too much trubl. *spreads jelly on the sausage & takes a bite* I'll just take ma hammock down ta tha creek an take a nap. *grabs some strawberrys & beer & the hammock* Ah'll see y'all later.