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Way back in the days of my earliest D&D playing my DM would make up these goofy songs to be done to the tune of some TV theme songs. I always got a kick out of it, and thought I would share.
To be sung to the tune of the "Mr. Ed" theme...
A corpse is a corpse is a corpse, of course.
And no one can talk to a corpse, of course.
But I can talk to a corpse, of course.
'Cause I've got Speak with Dead.
and To be sung to the tune of the "Puff the Magic Dragon" theme...
Puff the chaotic green dragon
Lived in a tree.
And he killed everyone who passed
with a blast of Chlorine gas.
I told you they were goofy....but maybe someday I'll also share the Aberzombie song...

Blackdragon |

Way back in the days of my earliest D&D playing my DM would make up these goofy songs to be done to the tune of some TV theme songs. I always got a kick out of it, and thought I would share.
To be sung to the tune of the "Mr. Ed" theme...
A corpse is a corpse is a corpse, of course.
And no one can talk to a corpse, of course.
But I can talk to a corpse, of course.
'Cause I've got Speak with Dead.and To be sung to the tune of the "Puff the Magic Dragon" theme...
Puff the chaotic green dragon
Lived in a tree.
And he killed everyone who passed
with a blast of Chlorine gas.I told you they were goofy....but maybe someday I'll also share the Aberzombie song...
Every year at Xmas time I do a story about one of our groups of D&D characters in our own version of 'A night before Christmas'. I've done this four years in a row now.

Blackdragon |

So, share one with us then! :-) What did you sing them last Christmas?
Lets just say that the content would only last on the board for about 10 seconds before a Mod pulled it. A good part of the content is NC17. Plus Most of it won't make sense without knowing the character's histories and backgrounds.

GreatNPowerfulAahz |

For all of 2 adventures my bard sang every move the party made to the beat of "She'll be coming around the mountain, when she comes..."!
And I do mean everything: "We'll be sneaking around this Orc camp, in the dark..." "Let's go running from this dragon, back to town..." "Who here drank my last potion, of cure light..." Apparently my rendition of "The thief set of the spike trap, now he's dead, now he's dead" was the last straw.
You just don't get to have that kind of fun every day! >:)

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Since I'm the one who started this thread, and even though 'sniff' no one asked, I'll go ahead and provide the Aberzombie Song..."ahem"
I am the Aberzombie.
You will soon fill my tummy.
You'll yell! You'll squeal!
You'll make a great meal!
I am the Aberzombie.
So doc tell me, is there any hope for me?
P.S. Sorry folks, I know its silly, but I really couldn't resist putting this up. Something just came over me, kinda like possession, but not as fun.

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Since I'm the one who started this thread, and even though 'sniff' no one asked, I'll go ahead and provide the Aberzombie Song..."ahem"
I am the Aberzombie.
You will soon fill my tummy.
You'll yell! You'll squeal!
You'll make a great meal!
I am the Aberzombie.So doc tell me, is there any hope for me?
P.S. Sorry folks, I know its silly, but I really couldn't resist putting this up. Something just came over me, kinda like possession, but not as fun.
You should start a clothing store, I would love to have the Aberzombie logo on my polo shirt's left chest area. What would the logo be of though?
FH

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You should start a clothing store, I would love to have the Aberzombie logo on my polo shirt's left chest area. What would the logo be of though?
FH
I've thought about that before. Maybe it could be "Aberzombie and Witch" with a picture of some crazy, necromancer-style chick standing over a grave and calling up a zombie. Kind of like the cover to the old Ravenloft setting "Van Richten's Guide to the Lich", only with a living, female spellcaster.

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I would wear it simply because I despise Abercrombie and their annoying clothing line.
If I wanted a wrinkled shirt I would put it under my pillow. And collars are meant to be turned down.
:]
I'm not too crazy about their clothing line either. It besmirches the good name. Abercrombie and Fitch use to be a fairly respectable clothing store. Then they started marketing their products to younger and younger children. Now anyone with a modicum of self-respect wouldn't be caught dead wearing their stuff. I still have one of their hats though, with 'Abercrombie' across the front. In fact, my father and brothers all have similar hats. And my younger brother has a shirt that says "Pimpercrombie and B~%!~".

Lady Aurora |

Great goofy fun, Aberzombie! Reminds me of the days when there was a bard in my group who "entertained" (this being the loosest interpretation of the word) at every tavern with his own goofy versions of the beverly hill billies' theme. "Let me tell ya'll a story 'bout a ..."
These kind of things aren't appropriate for every campaign or adventure but in the wee hours of morning when everyone is sleep deprived and silly it can be the source of laughter for ten solid minutes.
Thanks for the memories!

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Savaun Blackhawk wrote:I'm not too crazy about their clothing line either. It besmirches the good name. Abercrombie and Fitch use to be a fairly respectable clothing store. Then they started marketing their products to younger and younger children. Now anyone with a modicum of self-respect wouldn't be caught dead wearing their stuff. I still have one of their hats though, with 'Abercrombie' across the front. In fact, my father and brothers all have similar hats. And my younger brother has a shirt that says "Pimpercrombie and b@&##".I would wear it simply because I despise Abercrombie and their annoying clothing line.
If I wanted a wrinkled shirt I would put it under my pillow. And collars are meant to be turned down.
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It's funny but back when I was making my statement(mid 80's) we ripped our jeans and patched them with spandex and bandanas, while using paint to add an album cover from Maiden or Ozzy to a wife-beater. Now the same crowd goes to the store and buys "non-conformity" gear. Hot Topic sucks. Don't ask me what "statement" I was making, if I knew that I could explain my hair being down to my as* back then also. I do have 1 excuse, I fronted several bands from 87' to 91'. Gods, I wish I knew what I was thinking. At least I didn't have many pictures taken;)
FH

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I...just took a ride
on a gnomish machine
And I just can't get cleeeean
Do you wanna ride?
Wanna see how it feels?
Just deliver those meals
To the Space Hamsters' wheeeels....
I've got...a gnomish machi-ine
I've got...a gnomish machi-ine
I've got...a gnomish machi-ine
I've got...a gnomish machi-ine (gnomish machine)
It flies
ass-backwards, fine
In a zig-zaggy line
Then it runs out of steeeeam
I've got...a gnomish machi-ine
I've got...a gnomish machi-ine
I've got...a gnomish machi-ine
I've got...a gnomish machi-ine (gnomish machine)

Juck |
By me
To the tune of “Wake me up when September ends”
The kobold days have gone and passed
The low levels will never last
Wake me up, when this campaign ends
Like an age category will come to pass
Seven adventures went so fast
Wake me up, when this campaign ends
Here comes the rain again
My heart is filled with hope
Maybe D&D will be cancelled
My DM lives on a slope
Like an age category will come to pass
Twenty adventures went so fast
Wake me up, when this campaign ends
Here comes the 10 level mark
How long will this go on
I’m getting tired of this
I suppose I could get out with a con
The kobold days have gone and passed
The low levels will never last
Wake me up, when this campaign ends
Wake me up, when this campaign ends.