My wife is a neutral dwarf fighter.
Wait, do you mean according to the test, or for real? Cause, you know, there is nothing wrong with that, but its got to be hard with both of you fighting for the mirror to shave in the morning.
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My wife is a neutral dwarf fighter.Wait, do you mean according to the test, or for real? Cause, you know, there is nothing wrong with that, but its got to be hard with both of you fighting for the mirror to shave in the morning.
Oh, you poor poor humans, and your pitiable bald-faced females.
The only things a dwarf needs a mirror for is the vampire test, the diamond test, and the old backatchamedusa!
so is it gettin' sunnier yet?
Depends on how you look at it. The Koga got dumped by his girlfriend, but rather then be upset it was.. an enlightening exprience.. she was just as shocked as The Koga when he was like "menh, ok.." she couldn't understand it, The Koga came to the relization he doesn't NEED anyone, sure it's nice to have people, but it's not mandatory. So The Koga finnaly became emotionaly independant, and the next logical step would be fincial independance, so he's looking for a job, and has actually sided at political convetions with the libertarians/Republicans on lower taxes. (When but a few months ago he was a raving mad commie. The Okcupid test will even show you he use to be ontop of Vader's head now he's at Adam Sandler's mouth) the new conspiracy going around is The Koga has been brainwashed. But sense he doesn't go many places that'd be impossible, unless they built a brain machine! : P
lol, you could probably game with The Koga sooner then you think, he's at two sites RPOL (Shanna introduced that one to him) and dndonline. (Under a differant username.) Mindyou, the reason he's not gaming with his friends is because they can't agree on the type of setting.
John: Dragonlance! Magick is rare, as it should be!
Josh: This is dnd not lord of the rings! We need good, old fashioned, traditional Greyhawk!
Shanna: I'd expect that from a bunchof shovanistic males! Forgotten Realms is interesting and plot-driven!
Koga: How bout' Darksun?
John: ...That's not even fantasy!
Josh: Darksun killed TSR!
Shanna: Your mother killed TSR..
Koga: What do you think Pete?
Pete: I'm busy sorting my Magic cards do you mind?!
This is what The Koga has to deal with everyday.. : P That was a kindof in-story rant about dnd lol!
You know . . . I hate it when, if you don't agree with someone 100% they twist your arguement against some of their points to misrepresent what you were trying to say in the first place. Ah well . . . life is too short to dwell on it.
I hate that Rambo is probably Delglath and he fooled us all. BAD. ;)
You know . . . I hate it when, if you don't agree with someone 100% they twist your arguement against some of their points to misrepresent what you were trying to say in the first place. Ah well . . . life is too short to dwell on it.
No, life isn't too short. Let's dwell one more sec. Those people need to pass on to the next world. That happened to me recently and it went from reasonable debate to me saying, "I want to hit your head with a hammer till it looks like a fluffy pink marshmallow."
He froze. I think he understood that our difference in wavelength could render his cranium nothing more than something to float on cocoa.
Nothing worse than having one's point misrepresented. Especially when their tone is snide.
What I find frustrating and what I hate is when MB posters believe that message board etiquette is more important than patriotism. Especially when one generlizes a whole country & culture.
Utak
you are right of course. I could let it go once (probably because it wasn't my country!) but seeing as we are now, at Rambo's insistence, calling a spade a spade, let me just say this: Rambo is a bigoted troll and should be deleted and banned.
Fair enough you don't like America. Keep it to yourself. There is no excuse to come onto a forum that is completely apolitical and start attacking bystanders because of their nationality. Write a f**kin letter to the US embassy if it pisses you off that much, and sign it with your real name.
I hate cowards.
I hate that Rambo is probably Delglath and he fooled us all. BAD. ;)
Who is Delglath?
I hate that Rambo is probably Delglath and he fooled us all. BAD. ;)Who is Delglath?
Search the messageboards. He's an Aussie with a fullblade for a tongue. They're still counting the dead.
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Depends on how you look at it. The Koga got dumped by his girlfriend, but rather then be upset it was.. an enlightening exprience.. she was just as shocked as The Koga when he was like "menh, ok.." she couldn't understand it, The Koga came to the relization he doesn't NEED anyone, sure it's nice to have people, but it's not mandatory. So The Koga finnaly became emotionaly independant, and the next logical step would be fincial independance, so he's looking for a job, and has actually sided at political convetions with the libertarians/Republicans on lower taxes. (When but a few months ago he was a raving mad commie. The Okcupid test will even show you he use to be ontop of Vader's head now he's at Adam Sandler's mouth) the new conspiracy going around is The Koga has been brainwashed. But sense he doesn't go many places that'd be impossible, unless they built a brain machine! : P
lol, you could probably game with The Koga sooner then you think, he's at two sites RPOL (Shanna introduced that one to him) and dndonline. (Under a differant username.) Mindyou, the reason he's not gaming with his friends is because they can't agree on the type of setting.
John: Dragonlance! Magick is rare, as it should be!
Josh: This is dnd not lord of the rings! We need good, old fashioned, traditional Greyhawk!
Shanna: I'd expect that from a bunchof shovanistic males! Forgotten Realms is interesting and plot-driven!
Koga: How bout' Darksun?
John: ...That's not even fantasy!
Josh: Darksun killed TSR!
Shanna: Your mother killed TSR..
Koga: What do you think Pete?
Pete: I'm busy sorting my Magic cards do you mind?!This is what The Koga has to deal with everyday.. : P That was a kindof in-story rant about dnd lol!
I also find people to be less than needed. I have 3 classifications: Relatives (I didn't pick em and if they piss me off, I won't EVER talk to em), Acquantances (people I don't dislike who have some interaction with me), and strangers (Idiots who like to get in my way and test out who much mental control I have to not wipe them off the face of Oerth.
I haven't decided what to do with the messageboard people yet as they are probably the closest thing to "friends" that I want or have.Darksun or Greyhawk is my 2 picks.
FH (social misfit?!? I'll show you a social misfit!)
I hate that Rambo is probably Delglath and he fooled us all. BAD. ;)If Rambo really is Delglath, he has changed him MO considerably. For one thing, Delglath could spell.
BTW, did he ever get in touch with you like you wanted him to after those "stalker" allegations? Ah, those good old days...
I think reason prevailed. We've not spoken.
It makes it much harder to stalk him. :(
Sounds like he's long gone. Maybe a dingo got him.
You know... you've got me, offscreen, repeatedly saying, "A deen-go ate moy bay-bee."
Another rant!
Everybody always wants The Koga to GM, WHY GOD?! The Koga hates GMing! All the planning, and the responsibility, and the having to keep track of sheets and stastics and hear the whining.
"Koga, Shanna's poking me!" "Am not.."
"Koga, they're abusing thier special ability!" "Am not.."
"Koga, Josh is eating all the immitation crab you got us!" "Am not.."
"Koga, John is secretly inlove with you!" "Am.. ok yah.."
-_ -;;
I hate excessively negative people!
...Sorry, I couldn't resist. :)
Hey, your avatar looks like a baby Luke Fleeman's avatar. Awww :)
See, look at that, a negative point of view with regards to america that I can completely respect...
...But I love the ideal that is america. I love my freedom to succeed or f*&ckup under my own power. I love that though we may me fractious and indecisive and partisan and prejudiced against each other all you have to do is F*&k with us and all that will change in a heartbeat.
I do admire that we Americans can put aside our cultural/racial differences to an extraordinary level but I wish these "we're all American" episodes were born of love for your fellow man, rather than spasdic fear or any foreign source. And whenever i think of "America, United as One" I think, Wouldn't it be great if we saw ourselves more as part of the world? Wouldn't it be awesome if we turned our strong national pride into pride for our neighbors and world community, that we are all in this thing together?
OH, YEAH! Now I remember Delglath! Thanks for the memory refresh.
FH, do you need a hug? Come here and let me give you a hug!
Here is my rant:
I started up my car this morning and Barbara Streisand's voice came out of the radio. My wife left a tape of that despicable hag in the player. That is not a good way to start the day.
Papa, can you hear me?
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I hate that when you go off on vacation, something bad always seems to be waiting when you get back home. My fiance and I just spent the 4th of July week at home in New Orleans, and flew back this Saturday. We get home to find that the wwek before, in a bad storm, one of the neighbors trees cracked in half and took out my electrical line, my phone line, and my cable line. The phone line was no problem, since we use cell phones. The cable company doesn't seem to know when they can get someone out.
As far as the power company, my other neighbors called them and they were out within a few hours. Fortunately, they re-connected the electric line, but they wouldn't re-attach the meter box to the house. They left a note saying I had to get an electrician to do that.
Anyway, at least the people who belong to the tree had someone come out, cut it up, and drag it away. The only bright side is that, when it fell, it flattened a bunch of overgrowth that I've been working on removing, thus making my job a tad bit easier.
And, on a completely separate topic, I hate when relatives try to interfere when you are making wedding plans. Sometimes I just want to scream "ITS NOT YOUR WEDDING B*@%~! ITS OUR WEDDING! AAARRRGGGHHHHH!"
And, on a completely separate topic, I hate when relatives try to interfere when you are making wedding plans. Sometimes I just want to scream "ITS NOT YOUR WEDDING b%*&!! ITS OUR WEDDING! AAARRRGGGHHHHH!"
This would be my reason for eloping. Screw 'em - they're not the ones getting married and I'm not planning to spend the rest of my life with them.
http://www.angelfire.com/dragon/terragf/back/xchartest.html
This link up there got me to it.
I'm chaotic good...
And a dwarf...
I should probably try to answer the questions more like honester or something.THIS time I tested my own link, so it should work.
I got less computer skills than Lilith's pinky nail clipping.
I'm a Lawful Good 1/2 orc barbarian.
Cool.
I'm going to argue with my Dm about being a lawfu Good barbarian. I took the quiz it said I am a lawful good 1/2 orc barbarian! The quiz said I could be! What!!!
I didn't like this quiz. It was ham handedly constructed and irrelevent in its conclusions.
Chaotic Good Half-Elf Rogue? Me?!
HALF ELF?!
::feels testosterone level slipping away alotogether::
It made no attempt to seperate the real world vs the fantasy world. Asking me which weapon I'd choose to defend myself with needs to be clearer. Real or fantasy world makes for a great difference. If I say I'd use 'magic' to defend myself then obviously I'm a guy trying to be a wizard in a game and so I'll probably also choose 'dusty old tome' (in a later question about finding treasures in rooms). This doesn't tell me what my real world ambitions and ways of being would truly translate to in a game world--because in real life, though I have swords, and certainly fists, I would defend my home with the Gil Hibben daggers that are right here to my right. Does that make me a back stabbing thief? These daggers are so reasonably sized, portable, and easy to use in tandem. But I use them as I learned to use butterly swords in Wing Chun. That's a monk's territory, not a rogue's.
In a room full of treasure I'd grab the 'glowing sword' from the wall because it would just be a neat thing to have. That doesn't mean that a sword is how I'd stop a recently-groin-kicked Tarrasque. Tactical nukes wasn't even an option.
And many of the questions, like so many multiple choice quizzes, don't actually list my only true answer.
So, in the game world you may want to be a powerful conjurer. And your real world inclinations and talents might translate you to being a monk, bard, or expert if you were spat into the game world. But this quiz will tell you that your true gaming soul is a half-dragon sun elf druid with a propensity to drool on other people's food. And that's just wrong, I say.
Fight the power!
Then again, multiple choice personality quizzes like this are always so random and imprecise that I always have the same reaction... so... back to baseline.
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OH, YEAH! Now I remember Delglath! Thanks for the memory refresh.
FH, do you need a hug? Come here and let me give you a hug!
If I want a hug, I'll let you know. You would never be able to speak of it so I will probably have to find a way to dispose of the body afterwards,.....nah not worth the trouble.
FH (yenk, yenk, yenk, yenk!)
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I didn't like this quiz. It was ham handedly constructed and irrelevent in its conclusions.
Chaotic Good Half-Elf Rogue? Me?!
HALF ELF?!
::feels testosterone level slipping away alotogether::
It made no attempt to seperate the real world vs the fantasy world. Asking me which weapon I'd choose to defend myself with needs to be clearer. Real or fantasy world makes for a great difference. If I say I'd use 'magic' to defend myself then obviously I'm a guy trying to be a wizard in a game and so I'll probably also choose 'dusty old tome' (in a later question about finding treasures in rooms). This doesn't tell me what my real world ambitions and ways of being would truly translate to in a game world--because in real life, though I have swords, and certainly fists, I would defend my home with the Gil Hibben daggers that are right here to my right. Does that make me a back stabbing thief? These daggers are so reasonably sized, portable, and easy to use in tandem. But I use them as I learned to use butterly swords in Wing Chun. That's a monk's territory, not a rogue's.
In a room full of treasure I'd grab the 'glowing sword' from the wall because it would just be a neat thing to have. That doesn't mean that a sword is how I'd stop a recently-groin-kicked Tarrasque. Tactical nukes wasn't even an option.
And many of the questions, like so many multiple choice quizzes, don't actually list my only true answer.
So, in the game world you may want to be a powerful conjurer. And your real world inclinations and talents might translate you to being a monk, bard, or expert if you were spat into the game world. But this quiz will tell you that your true gaming soul is a half-dragon sun elf druid with a propensity to drool on other people's food. And that's just wrong, I say.
Fight the power!
You think you have it bad - I'm a LN halfling wizard. How belittling.....
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OH, YEAH! Now I remember Delglath! Thanks for the memory refresh.
FH, do you need a hug? Come here and let me give you a hug!
If I want a hug, I'll let you know. You would never be able to speak of it so I will probably have to find a way to dispose of the body afterwards,.....nah not worth the trouble.
FH (yenk, yenk, yenk, yenk!)
They say never trust a man with a pig farm.
I'm a Chaotic Good Half-Orc Fighter. It's pretty acurate except for the part about "Half-Orc", I prize mental strength over physical strength nd would thus expect something more... intellectual. The rest is pretty damn true.
I do however have one problem with the test, the weapon selection. It lacks HAMMERS and SPEARS! It took a lot of effort to learn to wield two warhammers at once and I want to be able to pick that option.
I am currently frustrated by the lack of good rollercoaters at alton towers (big theme park), apart from oblivion they were all so bloody slow. 'Cept Nemesis was kinda good 'cause it looked like something out of the Far Realm, I'm certain whoever designed the theme of that ride had played DnD and that rocks.
I also hate my crap memory, why do I have to have no sense of time? This is particularly bad since I'm away from home for awhile and forgot to pick up my prescription hayfever tablets. Chaos-damned british weather, we're supposed to have rain in summer! Not a bloody heat wave! The entire reason I like my country (besides it being my country of origin) is the rain and clouds. I want my foggy and misty days back!
I hate that my nice heavy boots broke and I have to wear my trainers. The plus side is that now I can try and get some proper biker boot thingies and really put some dents in things.
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http://www.angelfire.com/dragon/terragf/back/xchartest.html
This link up there got me to it.
I'm chaotic good...
And a dwarf...
I should probably try to answer the questions more like honester or something.THIS time I tested my own link, so it should work.
I got less computer skills than Lilith's pinky nail clipping.
Hmmm... I came ot a Neutral Neutral Dwarf Sorcerer. Now THAT's neutral!
I was defined as a NG half-elf wizard. I think it's pretty acurate, myself!
Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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TN Human Wiz.*
*Unless of course, I'm actually a chaotic evil half-orc rogue lying about being a TN human wiz to earn your trust and goodwill, thereby setting up a situation where I can stab you in the back and steal your loot. But Sebastian, you say, if you're going to lie about such things, shouldn't you shoot the moon and claim to be a LG dwarven paladin? Ah, but you see, no one would believe that because a) I hate dirt/mining/bearded women and b) my postings clearly indicate that I am neither lawful nor good. Barring an arbitrary and nonsensical obligation to wear a color coded robe to broadcast my alignment to the whole world, you will never know the truth...
For a change of pace I'm going to rant about something in D&D. ;-D
Why do people think playing chaotic neutral is an excuse for them to do the most abhorrent things possible and say they're neutral because they also do good things? For example, the barbarian/warlock in my game was helping to interrogate two thugs they'd taken prisoner, and his plan was to decapitate one of the thugs and show the still-bleeding head to the other thug and then start asking questions. I (rightly, I think) said "OK, but that's an alignment hit," and he got all annoyed and said "but I'm chaotic neutral, and those guys are evil!" Which they were, but I still think that was a little over the line. Am I wrong here?
Director of Narrative
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For a change of pace I'm going to rant about something in D&D. ;-D
Why do people think playing chaotic neutral is an excuse .... interrogate two thugs they'd taken prisoner, and his plan was to decapitate one of the thugs and show the still-bleeding head to the other thug .... Am I wrong here?
For the record, I hate alignment disputes. (And kinda like them, weird).
You're right in your call. That's certainly a slide.
Oh, and for the record, I got lawful good dwarf monk.
LG dwarf sorcerer. *scratches head*
Meh, I think this still suits me best. :D
After having read all the posts (whew) I would like to take the opportunity to rant on a few things.
1) As to DnD, I am mostly favorable to the resurrection of the hobby via 3rd edition, but I am sick to death of the arms build-up with all the new races, classes, feats, books, blah blah blah. My group has such little time to play (another gripe I have) that we couldn't even begin to use this stuff. What is the attention span of the designers/writers of this material? They pump out more stuff than Steven King. I hate rogues. It's thieves or nothing. I'm for Magic-users, not wizards. Although I do like sorcerors.
2) Dogs and dog owners. Stop barking. Stop using my front lawn as a dumping ground, or at least have the courtesy to pick it up. Some of us are not in love with dogs to the expense of other humans. I do not enjoy stepping in doo and taking it into my house. If it's such a natural process, then let it poop to its heart's content in your own yard and you can dance in it. While I'm at it, I hate the movie "Dogma", too, but for other reasons.
3) The growing lack of personal responsibility. Is noone responsible for his own actions anymore? Get hit by a car and get your check. Take a pill for some perceived illness. Blame society for a guy who goes on a killing spree. Sue Nabisco for making tasty cookies which got you fat. Stop it already!
4) Language/grammar. If you come to America to make it your home, then become an American. Instead of transplanting country X here, join in and at the same time contribute some of your culture to the mix. Adapt, adopt, improve. This is a melting pot. I do applaud all who speak additional languages, but please learn English - it is one of our unifying features. It levels the playing field for us all. Again I'm speaking about here in America. If I moved to Germany, I would fully expect to have to learn German. So, for me no dual-language ballots. No ebonics. Quit with the hypenated ethnic stuff - Bulgarian-American, South American-American, Andorran-American, whatever. Why do people have such trouble with to, too, two and there, their, they're? I have never encountered anyone who confused way, whey, and weigh. Please explain. My God, half of all French words sound alike but are spelled completely differently. And who started this "aren't I" thing? Would you say, "I are going to the store"? Makes me puke.
Okay I will stop for now.
Aberzombie: Are you from New Orleans?
Apparently The Koga is a chaotic good half-orc barbarian. (No question, those results were the only ones that got any significant stats.)
And his half brother Pete is a chaotic evil half-orc barbarian. -_0
After having read all the posts (whew) I would like to take the opportunity to rant on a few things.
1) A What is the attention span of the designers/writers of this material? They pump out more stuff than Steven King.
It is called revenue my friend, cash, currency, hard-spegetti.
They need to keep producing material, so you will keep buying it.Otherwise, what more do you need to buy once you invest in
the basic books.
Creative DMs who do not have to buy adventures, or the
latest adventure path, are pure evil to paizo. They need
cash spending game junkies who buy games as a substitute
for love.
I order you to buy a new game or game product once a week !!
If you do not do this you are a terrorist and hate your Mom.
2) Dogs and dog owners. Stop barking. Stop using my front lawn as a dumping ground, or at least have the courtesy to pick it up.
It is called a pellet gun. Look into buying one,
preferably at a game store.
3) The growing lack of personal responsibility. Is noone responsible for his own actions anymore? Get hit by a car and get your check. Take a pill for some perceived illness. Blame society for a guy who goes on a killing spree. Sue Nabisco for making tasty cookies which got you fat. Stop it already!
You need to work three jobs and buy me food and pay my rent for me – why,
Because you are so selfish and need to show you are worthy.
4) Language/grammar. If you come to America to make it your home, then become an American....
Wow, I completely agree with you.
ps. I have no idea why I singled you out for my personal rant. Deep down I love you, now get back to work!
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For a change of pace I'm going to rant about something in D&D. ;-D
Why do people think playing chaotic neutral is an excuse for them to do the most abhorrent things possible and say they're neutral because they also do good things? For example, the barbarian/warlock in my game was helping to interrogate two thugs they'd taken prisoner, and his plan was to decapitate one of the thugs and show the still-bleeding head to the other thug and then start asking questions. I (rightly, I think) said "OK, but that's an alignment hit," and he got all annoyed and said "but I'm chaotic neutral, and those guys are evil!" Which they were, but I still think that was a little over the line. Am I wrong here?
I'm fully with you on that. I've actually been trying to eliminate Alignment altogether in my campaigns, but I have not met with any success so far.
I've actually been trying to eliminate Alignment altogether in my campaigns, but I have not met with any success so far.
I've done it, it's awesome. I just applied good/evil effects to outsiders only, so protection from evil became "protection from outsiders" for example. Oh and we also had to axe the paladin ;)