show appreciation by
hugging their teadybears
Knights say "neit!"
and supercalafragilisticexpialidocious too.
A day passed,
reinstating the hafling's
mental control of
his fiesty bowels
and quivering jowls
Should have eaten
dragon snot barbeque...
not Mordenkainens disjunction!
Woe to those
who don't recognize
the difference between
Save everyone's Arses
not making sense
screamed the halfling.
His confidence returned,
strengthening his diminuative
appearance. He smacked
his tiny lips
together for all
to hear and
then he recited
what he thought
was a masterpiece
from a world
far beyond all
pizza golem conspiracy
Suddenly, a spellstitched
zombie of darkness
threw its viscera
at the forlorn
gaggle of fiendish
drunken nomads. Unexpectedly...
pitching their tents
on the jade
whose futile protests
got them nowhere
but did manage
to evicerate the
halfling who had
seen to it
What was worse,
he had lost
his only pair
of brass balls.
Why he needed...
them, none dared