Three Word Game, Anybody?

[Heathansson]

So He-man's brother-in-law,

[Valegrim]

the hairy apeman

(thaco, I know its hard but please dont break the rules of the game)

[Heathansson]

whose name is

[Valegrim]

a BIG SECRET

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around these here

[Celestial Healer]

messageboards, told him

[Heathansson]

to shave his

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overgrown groin hair

[Heathansson]

or else Skeletor

[Valegrim]

might burn it

[Heathansson]

off with a

[Valegrim]

baby salamander egg

[Heathansson]

which would hurt

[Valegrim]

if they slipped

[Heathansson]

and fell onto

[Valegrim]

a bed of

[Heathansson]

scarlet viper bushes.

[Celestial Healer]

"Understood," replied Willem

[Vattnisse]

, who is not

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not of this

[Vattnisse]

world, instead hailing

[drunken_nomad]

banana nut muffins

[Vattnisse]

as the new

[Sir Kaikillah]

breakfast food of...

[drunken_nomad]

cool dudes everywhere.

[THAC0]

Randomly cats fall

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off the meatwagon

[THAC0]

onto the naked

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nighthag crawling out

[Celestial Healer]

of the tavern

[Vattnisse]

conveniently located near

[Heathansson]

Starbucks. Said nighthag

[Celestial Healer]

had drunk eleven

[Vattnisse]

triple-strength cappucinos before

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her morning cocktail

[Heathansson]

mint julep with

[Vattnisse]

a special dwarven

[oji040870]

barley,herbs,hops

[drunken_nomad]

coated chicken. She

[oji040870]

loved crystal meth

[Sir Kaikillah]

Go! Go! Go!

[oji040870]

are the words

[Valegrim]

of fools everywhere.

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Demonboy spat at

[Celestial Healer]

Ashlee Simpson and

[Vattnisse]

her hellspawned ilk,

[THAC0]

chicken pot pie

[Valegrim]

and chicken dumplings

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in a pool

[Kata. the .....]

of undescribable filth