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the Fatal Four disaster

Another mystery? Who dies among the Emerald Empress, Mano, the Persuader, Validus, and Tharok?

no dude im pretty sure that was about the basketball tournament. you know. the sweet sixteen then the elite eight and then its the fatal four

More like Deathys amirite

lol

Zyphus metaphysically slips in the shower.

phil do u know how many legos im gonna put on your floor. cuz its gonna be a lot

if theyre not burnin down my moms house then that means my basement is safe so i'm gonna make it!!! yeah yeah i knew it thx big urga

thats my BOY right there. proud of u CC. please reply to my email

I also kind of like Zyphus and I wouldn't mind him getting to chill and have a beer with me. Comparing Zyphus to Naderi who is also very attractive

Zyphus would be interesting

he could always get expanded bc he is already very swole and strong

thx dudes preciate the support. don't forget to like and subscribe

well since i already know Nasty Phas is stickin around i guess i'd just do my "you can't do this lmfao ur a jerk go to hell oh wait you wouldn't because it's not boring there ya drowsy ass wet fart BURNNNNNNT i ain't goin nowhere go chew a bone loser :P" speech again and then Auntie Urgy's gonna make me a god again. like it's not even hard y'all keep UP

btw just wanna say thx for accidentally publishing my fanfic

I am also safe.. FYI.

ALL HAIL ME!

lol

Zyphus slips in the shower!

ok like, i do this ONCE and then everybody gotta make a whole "big" "deal" out of it. and THEN i gotta say some Curse Words to ph----ma about it and then i wind up sleeping over at urgathoa's for a few ages or whatever

not doin it again sorry. find someone else. like go look at ghlaunder dude maybe TAKE a shower for once in ur life, u stink bro

DEDICATED ARTICLE FOR TAR-BONGO'S DETACHED HAND RUNNIN AROUND LIKE THING FROM THE ADDAMS FAMILY???? Y/N

ANSWER WILL AFFECT DECISION TO PURCHASE. I REALLY LOVE THAT GUY TARB-O'PHONE

hey is like nobody on the zyphus train but you inner sea chumps or what. zyphus international baby, zyphus world wide. zyphus is for the children

their once a moth schedule

TIRED OF PAIZO ALWAYS DOING THIS DESNA CRAP. NERF NIGHT MONARCH PLZKTHX

MAN I CAN'T WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO THINK ZYPHUS IS FOR "I" WHILE DOCKING

I feel like Zyphus is a pretty desirable deity, being the god of sportsmanship and athleticism he's probably pretty ripped iheard zyphus has an eight pack.

thanks simon

One canon romance, if it could be called that, is Zyphus, the god of accidental death, trying to court and corrupt Naderi, the goddess of romantic suicide, into a more deathly and evil deity. While it's certainly not the cheeriest romance, it exists.

you ever hear of that website suicide girls

Zyphus wrote:

Cayden Cailean, The Drunken God wrote:

Pharasma, Lady of Graves wrote:

Rookie. A deity must use a loud booming voice! Because it's cliche.

Clichés feel too much like traditions. And everyone should know how I feel about those.

#ChaoticForLife

hashtag just chaotic stuff brother yeah yeah

my best frend brayden brolean got it so right

Are you not Neutral Evil, Zyphus? I think a god ought to know his own alignment.

*Casts Overland Flight and Foresight in preparation for the unholy amount of legos I'll now find "accidently" scattered all around my house*

SHUT UP PHARASMA UR NOT MY MOM

I AM TOO AS COOL AND CHAOS AS RAIDEN RAGLAN

Pharasma, Lady of Graves wrote:

Rookie. A deity must use a loud booming voice! Because it's cliche.

Clichés feel too much like traditions. And everyone should know how I feel about those.

#ChaoticForLife

hashtag just chaotic stuff brother yeah yeah

my best frend brayden brolean got it so right

Also, I am shocked to my core that that alias-name wasn't taken. ^_^

girrrrrrrrrrl i know riiiiiight

is stupid

ur stupid lol

lol zyphus lol lol

y'all can "accidentally" bite my bony ass