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Female Human Witch 4

TAG! You're it!


Have you ever had to collect seven spheres (and/or dragon testicles) to bring one of your friends back to life?


Female Human Witch 4

I stand corrected. That worked beautifully.


Female Human Witch 4

Puny god.


Female Human Witch 4

Myeheheheh. I would have to make a character.


Female Human Witch 4

You cheeky devil.


Female Human Witch 4

I call supporting actress!


Female Human Witch 4

Or you go out really flashy in an attempt to protect others, like you're hinting at.
...Why isn't he going to Father Zantus again?


Female Human Witch 4

Oh... OH! I see what you did there! XD


Female Human Witch 4

Is that wrong?


Female Human Witch 4

There's no campaign for this one. No stat point pool. She's an extra. Mostly, though, I just like her name.


Female Human Witch 4

Nah. I'm good.


Female Human Witch 4

I've decided. You will be Pirknok the fieldmouse.
/casts Baleful Polymorph


Female Human Witch 4

Hm.. what form would be best for this Shoanti dwarf?
A squirrel? A piglet?.....A....trout...?


Female Human Witch 4

....now. Hey there. >:3


Female Human Witch 4

_________ can't come to greet the party, because he's contracted a rare form of the plague that condemned ____ to the chamber pot?

________ had a birthday party, and all of the _________ in the ______ union had to attend.

________ is currently infested with botflies. Best wait until they die off.


Female Human Witch 4

Just like one's heart...


Female Human Witch 4

Spoiler:
You didn't label your spoiler. If it wasn't for anyone, why did you write it?

Only for people who know what a degu is without looking it up:

Degus are adorable.


Female Human Witch 4

Spoiler:
I doubt it will matter much if he turns into a tentacle monster. Just saying.

Oh, wait... would that be sexy?


Female Human Witch 4

Better to be a varghouille than a varghouwon't!


Female Human Witch 4

I wanna be a monster and break the deadlock with my dread holla!


Female Human Witch 4

Chop, chop! Time is money! And money is time! And a penny saved is a penny earned... so it is good to save time?


Female Human Witch 4

I would think not, Ensu.
/totally here the whole time


DJEternalDarkness is banned for not putting that enormous amount of head space to good use.


Gender-appropriated version of this.


The one who made that reference.


point


Positively Esoteric


Razmir's Plastic Surgeon


A Worthy Foe


What Hamtaro sees in the mirror during an ether binge


No Side, godshrammit!


Dan-eye, a very squishy Avenger


Goatphelia, potential bride of Hamletter


Goat Toucher is banned for bringing too much attention to the small print in our legal disclaimers.


DJ Bogie is banned for neglecting to take his obviously necessary medications.


Tirq is banned for having a mole.


Signore di Fortuna is banned for stealing my job.


The move is over, but unfortunately, the new abode you'd cozied up in is horribly haunted. You never are able to use the bathroom in peace again.

I wish I had control over time's flow.


Firecrotch. :D


Fuzz in Poe's persperation


Testostersicle


Daring Richard


Tirq is banned for making the centerfold of Playfowl.


Me, you silly billy.


-witch cackling-


Saint Deadpan the Pointy


GoatToucher is banned on account of his 'animal husbandry'.


Straw-Grasper


Lacking in the verbal abuse department

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