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Thanks, Yours!

I had a great time playing with all of you in the event.

I'm back among the living now. Very sorry to abandon you all, but last week was pretty overwhelming. Thank you very much for dragging me along, and I hope I didn't cause any problem.

Sorry for the very long silence. A close friend was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer on Thursday. I took the day off of work on Friday to be with him.

Sounds like you all did well... thanks for dragging me along.

No reason not to accept surrender... didn't have to kill him and won.

"Wise move, my friend."

Thanks Mariel... save your wand Jillia, I'll use mine.

CLW Wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
CLW Wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
CLW Wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
CLW Wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

"Throw your little toys all you want, we have the advantage of numbers and talent.. you're best bet is to play dead before its a pernament condition!"

Move Action: Demoralize. Std Action: Cast Snowball

Demoralize: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (7) + 20 = 27

Urea infused Snowball v. Touch and Flatfooted?: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 4 + 2 = 19for cold damage of : 5d6 + 5 ⇒ (3, 1, 3, 6, 5) + 5 = 23

Ok, thought I was wearing my armor. I would have cast Mage armor if I had realized. My mistake for not paying better attention.

Valjoen's current AC is 20. I don't think that last attack with the polearm would have hit.

Valjoen uses his superior reach to once again wack the general on the head with his broom stick, shouting, "If the general has any smarts in that head of his, he'd surely know when he's been bested."

Std: Pwr Attack; Demoralize

Power Attack with Broom: 1d20 + 10 - 4 ⇒ (18) + 10 - 4 = 24for non-lethal damage of : 1d8 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 4 = 16

Demoralize: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (14) + 20 = 34

If the general is still up, Valjoen will step back 5'. If he goes down between Manius' blow and his, Valjoen will move forward to down-stage right to be within 10' of the clown.

"Hey General! It's time to sweep out the trash!" Valjoen roars as he swings the large broom at the General before taking a short step downstage..

Broom Improvised: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (18) + 9 - 4 = 23NL Damamge: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

Sorry, weekends are extremely difficult for me to post. I'll be awol again until mid day Monday at best. Please bot me as necessary. I'll play the male Chou. Valjoen will also cast Enlarge Person on himself before the performance.

Valjoen walks to the front of the stage. Looking out out to the audience, he bows and points in the direction of the Garundi man, "Look, the little general comes our way! He shall be felled in a torrent of blows should he even think of coming near our gathering of herpes!"

Intimidate(Demoralize): 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (18) + 20 = 38

"Oh, sorry..." Valjoen pulls the blanket from the bed and wraps it around his waist. He looks down at the gnome, "Master Mido... I'd prefer if you took your leave now. My room is getting a bit crowded."

"Could I get a fresh bath?" inquires the Ulfen, still standing uncovered and unashamed in his room. "Without an assassin this time, if you don't mind... AND WHERE'S MY MEAD?!?"

Fort: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20

"Now , you die!". Valjoen leaps forward and hacks at the assassin.

Raging Pwr Atk w/ +1 Large Bastard Sword : 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 29 for slashing damage of : 2d8 + 17 ⇒ (3, 6) + 17 = 26

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Valjoen leaps onto his bed to gain the high ground and prepare to retrieve his sword that lays upon it. Although, he mentally envisioned somersautling to a standing position atop the bed, his body failed to comply with his youthful visions of gracefulness. Undeterred, he picks up the massive bastard sword and prepares to engage the assailant.

{ooc I'm assuming that I don't make it onto the bed with that roll![/ooc]

"Don't like the cold, eh! Try this on for size, you she-devil!"

Snowball vs Touch AC: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13 for cold damage of : 4d6 + 4 ⇒ (4, 2, 2, 6) + 4 = 18
Fort DC13 or staggered for 1 round

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

"Ah..... refreshing," moans the Ulfen as he slips into the ice bath. Maybe the lavender would have smelled nice... bah, what am I thinking...

"I'll take ice IN my bath, please... an some Mead!" Valjoen says as he rubs his aching head.

Confused, Valjoen watches the Tien and Rika speak in an unknown language. It isn't until Mariel steps in that he begins to realize the extent of the disagreement between the Tien and the halflings, Skip. He continues to enjoy his ale until swords are drawn which leads him to draw his own in preparation of the battle which he is sure is about to explode. As the oracle attempts to bring the confrontation to a peaceful resolution, he raises an eyebrow. A fight doesn't seem like a bad way to end the night, but everyone else seems to be avoiding it... Besides the ale tastes good. I'd hate to spill it.

Diplomacy Aid Another: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

With a look of mild disdain, Valjoen shrugs and tosses a few coins towards the purse Mariel has fashioned. Unfortunately, the coins fail to find the purse and fall to the ground rolling about the bar. The crowd looks unimpressed.

Been sick the past few days, sorry for my absence.

Valjoen steps up to the warrior, "Sorry, to make an example of you!"

Power Atk w/ +1 Adamantine Large Bastard Sword: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16 for slashing damage of : 2d8 + 13 ⇒ (4, 1) + 13 = 18

Oh, that is just terrible. Haha!

Valjoen quickly moves through the maze of walkways, his eyes fixated on the armored opponent to the north.

Valjoen dries Mariel and cleans her soiled clothes with a wave of his hand. He then bows to the Oracle saying, "There you are, lass!"

Valjoen steps into the dry room and cleans himself up.

PrestidigitationArcaneFail15%: 1d100 ⇒ 41

After he magically cleans his clothing as well as his straggly mane and braided mustache, he takes a peek down the northern passageway.

Fort: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

"Reeks of sewage for sure, but not harmful... if you have the stomach for it," the Ulfen says as he gives Manius a pat on the back.

Similarly, the Ulfen’s snowball just hits Raining Death (assuming CL 4?), though the ogre’s body seems to be repairing the damage done.

Correct.

Valjoen looks around for something to throw at the flying creature. He briefly considers Mido, judging his weight and aerodynamics, but thinks better of it and hurls another Snowball infused with Urea at it instead.

Snowball v. Touch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12 for cold damage of : 5d6 + 5 ⇒ (1, 5, 6, 1, 2) + 5 = 20 Fort DC13 or staggered 1rd.

Moving around Jillia, Val gets below the creature then hollars up at it.

"Get down here and show me your mettle, you cowardly, flea-ridden pice of camel dung!"

Demoralize: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (16) + 20 = 36 Should have him in range now.

Valjoen takes the brief reprieve to get a tap of healing from his wand of curing, then enlarges himself.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

In frustration, Valjoen hurls a snowball at the beast.

Snowball v TouchAC: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19 for cold damage of : 5d6 + 5 ⇒ (6, 5, 6, 5, 5) + 5 = 32 Fort DC13 or staggered for 1 Rd.

"When we get you on the ground, I'm going to tear into you like a ravaged dog!"

Demoralize: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (4) + 20 = 24

Fort: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

"Well, that venom was some nasty stuff! I'm feeling much better now."

When the Tengu arrive, Valjoen moves forward and launches a ball of snow and ice at the closest one.

Arcane Failure15%: 1d100 ⇒ 31Success
Snowball: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19 for cold damage of: 4d6 + 4 ⇒ (2, 4, 6, 3) + 4 = 19
DC13 Fort or staggered 1 rd.

Fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Valjoen feels a bit shaky after the last bite from the cobra. Not seeing any room for him to approach the reptile without stepping on the trap door, he turns to insults.

"Hey, you! You slithering piece of maticore dribble. You bite like a little gnomish girl and your venom is like a weak Taldan ale!"

Demoralize: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (1) + 20 = 21

Though his insults lacked the words to evoke fear, his delivery was epic. He only hopes that the cobra can understand him. As the sun beats down upon him, the Ulfen stumbles to a kneel, breathing heavy and leaning on his bastard sword.

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

Valjoen tries to shake off the effects of the poison and attacks the cobra that has advanced upon him.

Blessed Pwr Atk w/ +1 Ad Large Katana: 1d20 + 11 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 11 + 1 = 14 for slashing damage of : 2d8 + 13 ⇒ (8, 3) + 13 = 24

"Their bites are toxic! I dunna feel right in the head.."

"I see a trap door under this cobra as well!" the Ulfen yells as he looks for similarly hidden doors under the remaining cobras.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26

Bah... Me blade doesn't seem to be as sharp as I thought... I'll need to take a whetstone to it tonight.

"Snakes, eh..." Valjoen shouts as he rushes forward.

Know(Arcana): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26

"And Iron Cobras from the looks of them!" Special Attacks?

Charging Pwr Atk with +1 Adamantine Large Bastard Sword: 1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 11 + 2 = 31for slashing damage of : 2d8 + 13 ⇒ (1, 7) + 13 = 21

I think Valjoen needs a few more HP to get full. He will use his wand if I'm correct.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Valjoen looks down at the little halfling and laughs, "Aye... I tend to eat a bit more than my share, I suspect. I will certainly and happily pay you fairly, little master, to have my fill!"

Can we aid another?

Strength: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20

Valjoen roars, shoving anyone and everyone out of the way as he moves l a bull through the bar.

"BARD!!! You'll be changing your tune after this, you filthy Aspis @$%@!" the Ulfen roars as he brings down his bastard sword upon his golden dome. Wiping the blood from his lips, he spits upon the ground at the Aspis.

Just noticed my profile was not updated. My normal baseline AC is now 22... But I'm enlarged so it currently is AC 20.

"Too much talk, I think. I've always. Even more of a man of actin!"

Valjoen delivers another powerful overhead chop at the man wearing the golden headband.

Power Attack w/ +1 Huge Adamantine Bastard Sword: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16 for slashing damage of : 3d8 + 19 ⇒ (6, 6, 8) + 19 = 39

During the break, Valjoen asks Mariel for a few taps from his wand of CLW.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Valjoen roars as he rushes the gold thug and attacks.

Power Attack w/ +1 Huge Adamantine Bastard Sword: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15 for slashing damage of : 3d8 + 19 ⇒ (4, 1, 6) + 19 = 30

Super busy day. Will try to post tonight.

Free Round Using wand of Enlarge Person on self[/ooc]

Valjoen grows several feet taller, his blade along with him. Striding a few steps, he brings his massive bastard sword down upon lady being held by the halfling. "Hold her still, Jillia!"

Power Attack w/ +1 Huge Adamantine Bastard Sword: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24 for slashing damage of : 3d8 + 16 ⇒ (6, 1, 4) + 16 = 27

If there is a risk of hitting Jillia, he'll go after the other attacker assuming she's alive.

Deftly avoiding the rolling head of Kafar, Valjoen lifts his sword above his head in the highguard and charges at the coward wearing the green sash about his waist. With a leap and a barbaric cry, he brings the blade down with every ounce of strength he can muster.

Charging Power Atk with +1 Adamantine Bastard Sword: 1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 11 + 2 = 29 for slashing damage of : 2d8 + 13 ⇒ (5, 2) + 13 = 20

Valjoen takes a small step to the southwest, and drawing his bastard sword, he slashes at the man in the light blue turbin. "Fool! The decision to attack me was the last you shall make!"

Power Attack with bastard Sword: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20 for slashing damage of : 2d8 + 13 ⇒ (1, 1) + 13 = 15

Demoralize: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (7) + 20 = 27

Amid the mass of confusion, the scaled Ulfen bends a knee and looks upon the ground about him.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20

Spotting a ruby, he pockets the jewel before standing back up and scowling at the riffraff scurrying about the tavern.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18

Valjoen walks slowly behind Mido observing the crowd as they make their way towards the others. Perhaps I should just pick up the gnome... this would go faster...

...earlier...

The aging Ulfen strides out among the Pathfinder's gathered at the Grand Lodge. Lots of younglings here... trying to make a good impression, I suppose... try not to intimidate them, Val.

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 = 12

...now...

Valjoen looks to his fellow Pathfinders, "Pleasure to meet you all... don't think I've had the pleasure to work with any of you yet, but I suspect that will be remedied soon..." He places a hand over his heart and gives a slight nod to Manius followed by a deep bow to the ladies. With a quick wink and smile, he responds to Mariel, "I talk to things I don't see, as well, but normally, that occurs after I've been to the tavern."

Thanks for the fun time, GM!

Player Name: Valjoen_KC
Character Name: Valjoen
PFS #: 58734-1
Faction: Grand Lodge
Day Job: none

Valjoen steps forward and attacks the Tseka with a flurry of blows.

Heroic Power Atk with Adamantine Greatsword: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (20) + 14 = 34 for slashing damage of : 2d6 + 13 ⇒ (5, 1) + 13 = 19
Confirm Crit?: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (9) + 14 = 23 for slashing damage of : 2d6 + 13 ⇒ (4, 1) + 13 = 18
Hastened Heroic Power Atk with Adamantine Greatsword: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (14) + 14 = 28 for slashing damage of : 2d6 + 13 ⇒ (4, 5) + 13 = 22

Perception if needed: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27

As I don't have a magical weapon, Val will take 5' Step then cast Snowball again.

Valjoen steps back from the shadow and hurls another ball of ice and snow infused with the reageant known as urea at the Shadow.

Snowball; Vs. Touch AC: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 4 + 2 = 21 for cold damage of : 5d6 + 5 ⇒ (6, 3, 4, 4, 4) + 5 = 26