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"I tell you, when this is over I won't need to eat gelatin ever again."

Valerka shrugs, "I'm out all out of copper pieces" She then backs off and watches intently to see if Atrix is torn a new one.

Seeing the insects Valerka wrinkles her nose in disgust. Ugh - what is it with demon bile and giant bugs?" She begins backing up as Filk requested.

Action 1
Move: Up to 30'
Move: Draw acid flask

Action 2
Standard: Throw acid flask at the red centipede
Thrown Weapon, 30' (-2): 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 3 - 2 = 21 damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5
Holly crapmonkies, it's a 20![/dice: 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 3 - 2 = 16 damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Valerka takes a step back, "What the heck was that? Did it reset?!"

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

Valerka sighs, "Just so you all know I too can change up my spells more often these days, and that includes healing if need be. How are we doing?"

Gah sorry. I should be over the bulk of my work rush this week.

"Yeesh, what is that thing?"

KN: Planes: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

She summons up magic in her right hand and tries to deliver it to the strange creature.

Standard: Cast Touch of Fatigue (DC 15) w/ concentration
Coooonnnnceeeentrate! (DC 15): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21
Touchy Touchy: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
Five foot step

Unfortunately, as a masterpiece we lose the movement buff as soon as Fjeet starts any other bardic performance. :-(

Valerka moves a little further in as well, trying to stay in the bushes. He readies her spell flinging finger just in case.

Stealth: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17

How long did Valerka's mage armor last? It is another hour before you get to the estate.

THREE HOURS!

Valerka looks around.

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

"I doubt it's safe, but it looks safe enough. Should we check out the buildings on the grounds first. Make sure nothing will eat us as we enter? Maybe that building the right?"

Valerka finishes off the Mites, their last lifeblood pouring into her fingertips - imbuing her with additional magical power. "Your sacrifice will be the downfall of the others like you," she says quietly to the downed Mite.

"Okay, we're here to go in and the kid is safe. Time to enter?"

Hey Jack, did you see my question about opposition hit dice in my last post?

Valerka glares at the boy, [b]"Well your so-called bravery nearly got you killed. Being smart about what you can and can't do doesn't make you a coward, it just makes you smart. Now why the estate, was there something in particular you wanted to steal? You seem to know of this place, so tell us more.[/ooc]

Valerka tries to Consume Life on first the mites, then the centipedes; a purplish glow emanates from the bodies that is transferred into her fingertips.

GM: To do this 1) I they need to be not dead-dead, that's why order matters. 2) For this to work 2HD = 1AR, 3HD+ = 2AR. Let me know if I get any AR).

Assuming that afterwards I gained at least 1AR, Valerka will use Quick Study to swap out Ray of Enfeeblement for Cure Light Wounds ready to heal the boy if Fjeet hasn't already done so.

Valerka begins moving closer to the boy before fumbling a bit while she pulls out her spellbook.

Valerka launches her wand oof Ill Omen out of her spring loaded wrist sheath while moving forward. She points it at the closest mite, "I don't think so...

No save on that one.

Valerka, looking unhappy at the turn of events lets out another missile of ice from her finger towards the Red Centipede.

Ice Missile (Ranged Touch): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 232d6 + 2 ⇒ (5, 4) + 2 = 11
WHEE!
Ice Missile Crit (Ranged Touch): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 142d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 5) + 2 = 13

DC13 Fort or Staggered one round

grind

Valerka shrugs, "Well, this hasn't been of much use, but I've been practicing a bit, let's see if it can do anything at all."

She points her outstretched finger at the closest critter and a blue/purple ray of energy flies from it.

Ice Missile(Ranged Touch): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19 Damage(Cold): 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 5) + 2 = 11 (Fort DC 13 or stagger 1 round)

She then steps back slightly.

I'll try getting in when I can!

no day job until they ok Profession: Murderer

Right before profession (pole dancer) and right after profession (polite slaver).

No day job.

"Yes, yes it would," confirms Valerka as she sucks the remaining life-force from the Bugbear.

Good to continue - no slow track for me either (PF 2.0 release and all).

Valerka makes a quiet "hrumph"

Fine, if she won't come to us, I'll go to her. I don't see what the problem was. Two of the guys just had bows and couldn't have hit her, and the Bugbear wouldn't have been a problem if she had withdrawn from the fight carefully. Dumb fighter types...

She powers her hand up with more purple energy moving forward to smack a bow wielding Goblin with it.

Standard action cast touch of fatigue. Move into range. Deliver touch spell.

Touch of Fatigue (Melee Touch): 1d20 + 0 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 0 + 1 = 7 (DC 14 Will)
Spell Penentration: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

Valerka motions through the air with her hands, weaving a thinly translucent barrier of purple energy around her.

Swift Action: Twilight Barrier - 4 temp HP. If depleted, deals 4 negative energy to attacker.

She then attempts to daze the red goblin. "Speak up, we can't quite hear you. Can you make it to us?"

5' step, standard action cast Daze (DC 14 will)

Spell Penetration: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

Valerka's eyes narrow at the large number of opponents beyond. "Could we interest you in a set of Encyclopedia Golarionica?"

She pulls out a tanglefoot bag and waits anxiously to see if she should throw it.

Ready action to throw tanglefoot bag at any opponent that walks into the doorway space.

"I am so not falling for the pry the gemstones out of the demon idol trick. Atrix, you try."

Valerka's SOP is to stand in the back with a line of sight to the door (say 20' back), always half-engaged because she wishes she were back home.

Valerka dusts herself off and shakes out the cobwebs from her head after absorbing the life energy of the Goblin, "Much better. Her death will fuel our lives. I suppose we should start opening doors. Who's in the lead?"

Valerka steps forward and starts the arduous process of sucking the remaining life energy from Leeza.

Full round action to try to recover arcane pool via Consume Life as long as she's not dead-dead. I'm nearly certain she has 2 HD, which would be 2 Arcane Pool. Please let me know if this succeeds.

Just a reminder, fatigue affects to-hit, acrobatics rolls, and her AC - 1 round remaining.

As if in slow-mo, Valerka does a double take as the Goblin stumbles past her, winds up and tries to punch the twisting, rolling goblin as she passes.

AoO Spiked Gauntlet(Inspired): 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 + 1 = 21 Damage (Inspired): 1d4 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 + 1 = 4

She looks to Filk, "No, no I do not particularly like seeing their ugly mugs up this close - but it looked like you all needed some Elven help."

She once again utters the magic incantation, this time protecting herself from any direct attacks before delivering her spell and stepping back a few feet.

Standard action cast daze (Will DC 14), 5 foot step back.

Cast Defensively (Spell Level 1 = DC 17): 1d20 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 2 + 4 = 19
Spell Resistance: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16

Valerka sighs, "Enough is a freakin' enough." She charges her hand up with magic before moving forward, while attempting to slap Leeza with the now glowing black palm.

Cast touch of fatigue, step forward 5', delivery spell.

Touch Attack (Touch of Fatigue): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15
Spell Resistance: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
(Fort DC 14 or fatigued)

Valerka returns, "Řekl jsem, nikdy nedostaneme krev z koberce."

Moving foward slightly for a better view Valerka grimaces at the stabbing, "Now there's blood in the carpet. That'll never come out."

She targets her next spell at the female Goblin and lets out another series of grandiose maneuvers to cast the spell.

Move: 10', Standard: Cast Daze (DC 14 Will)

Spell Resistance: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

Valerka steps forward, "I still only give this place two stars, smells like Valsin after training." She hucks a spell towards the red goblin.

Move forward 5', Cast Daze (DC 14 Will)

Spell Resist (Probably): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13

Fuddy-duddy my ass. Pardon me for being level 2 and sucking at pretty much everything but yet being smart enough to not fall for the same-old climb trope again.

Delay.

Rope use is typically survival (think back to skill consolidation from 3.5)

Valerka looks at everybody, "No seriously - I have no climbing kit, and I'm certainly not adept in climbing. Even with that rope there's little chance I'm making it over, especially if there are Goblins on the other side ready to cut our rope."

Valerka shakes her head, "If you think for a second I'm climbing up there, you're nuts."

Valerka lets out a significant sigh, "Well, that gate appears barred from the other side, so trying to work through it means an awful lot of noise. An no offense Atrix, but I'm not sure you could do it anyway."

She gives a long look upwards, "Remind me again why we're doing this?"

Valerka quickly casts Mage Armor before she follows, staying at least a few steps behind her beefier allies.

I'll suck the souls out of every last one of these buggers, she angrily thinks to herself.

Valerka sighs, "Well one more and we're done with this accursed mold. At least the fire missed this time."

She wiggles her finger and another frost bolt darts forward.

Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

Valerka fires off another cold ray to try to destroy the mold on the path itself. She mumbles to herself, Years of training and I'm relegated to maid.

Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Not in it's current 2x2 configuration on the map.

Spells? No," she replies with frustration. "I'm not that kind of spellcaster. I can though try to clean it out some though."

She levels her blue finger of icy death at the patch and fires off four cold rays.

1d20 ⇒ 18
1d20 ⇒ 4
1d20 ⇒ 13
1d20 ⇒ 1

When the last doesn't hit she replies, "No, no I cannot."

I can do that four times a day, and it wipes me out solid. So we'll need to rest to proceed.

I'll work with that compromise. It's better than having the brown mold can destroy a world with a single volcanic eruption problem.

You know.

1 -> 2 -> 4 -> 16 -> 256 -> 65,536 -> 4,294,967,296

or 21,474,836,470 square feet in 1 minute

or

770.3 square miles (that's larger than the total land area of Singapore).

Valerka moves up to Filk before touching him on the shoulder.

"Go get him tiger."

Cast Guidance on Filk

If that's the case then I'd like to directly counter your contention that I didn't destroy the mold with ray of frost. This is an absolutely ludicrous challenge at level 2 if that's the case. The description of Brown Mold doesn't state you destroy "that square" it states you destroy the mold with cold.

Seriously. At this point we might as well walk away, because it's now an uncontrollable mold pile that we have no capacity to deal with.

Valerka nods at Filk, "Yeah - let's heal ourselves up and take a different route back. Since it's impossible for me to remove the brown mold with my ice rays, there's no reason to go back that way."

Valerka grabs Atrix and retreats (assuming half speed).