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Is ok. Uncle Julius will be surpassed by my new Kobold. :)
Rest in Peace, you singing dancing fool. Empties a drink.

So I am coming up with some boons that I plan on utilizing, and realize that if I use them, I am ultimately going to neglect UJ in the end for characters I would rather make.

In which case, I would rather just let you all know that we can skip rezzing UJ.

Feel free to rezz me after the adventure. This will give me a chance to catch up on my other projects I have right now.

GMing at GenCon for 10-98 Tier 15-16 Champion version.

I do have 8 prestige I can afford to lose.

Here I was considering this character to be perma-dead lol. Well, if you are willing to bring him back to life, I won't refuse the hospitality.

Oh well, farewell Uncle Julius. You will not be rezzed.

Well you did have it attack the lowest level pc with the lowest fort save, and fewest hp's. Brutal is relative =P

Also, according to the map, 3rd in line with no one in front of him.

Concentration Check: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 4 + 1 = 23
If 23 beats 10+CMB by at least 1, then my spell goes off.
Inflict Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Not a lot of healing, but it might keep me alive for just a moment longer. If not, UJ starts dying, then probably will die for real.

Knowledge Nature DC16: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
Uncle Julius coughs up blood. "Well.. I'll be... A megalania.. Not a very old one, either."
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
That is going to fail.
@Supervillain: Unless someone can cast Inflict Light Wounds, Julius will very possibly die.

Oh well, it doesn't matter if UJ is my first death.
Fort Save 1: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
Fort Save 2: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19

Stabilization: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

I will graciously accept your endure elements casting, good friend Fate.

Apologies for my lack of posting yesterday; I had to have a day to turn off and relax.

Uncle Julius catches up to everyone else. "You all look as though you've just solved a puzzle, that you do." He says with big smile. "As for meself, I think I've learned a new jingle or two!"

Oh? That finally opened up?

Having a sneaking suspicion I went to the wrong lady, lol. Want me to re-converge to the team or just wait and see if something interesting happens at this end? I'm inclined to do the latter.

U.J follows as well, ready to rub elbows with the finest. Seeing as Yndra and Tsschas are going to the woman in white, Julius decides to listen to the woman in red.

"Huzzah for Uncle Julius! ♫♫Let's all get drunk and go naked, and lie in a great big pile! ♫♫"

Didn't know U.J had that kind of effect on people lol XD

"Ah blessed merriment! Aha!" At the next opportunity, the jolly gnome finds a break from the party of drinking miners. He uses the Message spell to contact the others and let them know to meet him outside at the most opportune moment.

"I've got a lead on the location of the Roidiran's base of operations." He whispers to his allies.

Uncle Julius uses some of his newly acquired coin to purchase the next round. "Congratulations, Adar! A fine lad ye be at your trade!" Getting a drunken song to chorus out of a bunch of people around the bar.

"Ah Adar, how can ye fancy such good business with all the fuss between the cult and church goin' on? Jus' where the hell are they comin from anyways?" Julius tries to get some info about the Roidirans.

Julius decides to join in on a game of dice.
"Alright, lad! Let's see if we can clean out the place?" He gives the dice a blow and a firm shaking, then throws with a flick of the wrist he knows from being a hell'uva prankster.
Sleight of Hand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16
4 Star GM Reroll: 1d20 + 10 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 10 + 4 = 25

"Ah, here we have a lively place." Uncle Julius seems a bit more please with this crowd.

Knowledge Local: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28

"Agreed!"

"These lot sound like the types who end up with markless graves in Pharasma's Boneyard; that they do."

Knowledge Religion: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

Excellent :D

Should U.J be rolling diplomacy also?

Uncle Julius decides to offer a more mild approach in the presence of the church.

"Aye, that we have in common indeed! We are Pathfinders from our glorious society, and we have come to help you clear up all this shenanigans with the Roidirans. Our Captain wants us to try to learn what we can. To do so, we have come to ask for your patronship and support in our investigations."

Ah, that makes more sense.

Uncle J, having no holy symbol, decides to skip shopping to instead enjoy some tobacco.

Aunt Julia transforms back into Uncle Julius.
Knowledge Nobility or Local DC15: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

"Interesting. All of the accessories for sale are indications of the wearer's patron." Julius lights up his pipe with a cherry flavored tobacco. "Suppose I will buy myself some nice pipes, that I will."
Uncle Julius shops around to expand his collection.

"Oh you have us figured out well indeed, madam al-Sabha. We were on our way here to meet you to discuss recent events. Perhaps in a less public setting, so to not upset the happy faces of the Dawnflower's followers." Aunty Julia says, offering a deep bow.

All good, just one of his quirks :P

Julius, or rather, now Julia, gives Yndra a stern look. The first time ever he seemed to be annoyed. "Listen here, missy. I am no halfling. I am a gnome. Learn your species."
Intimidate to get the point across: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17

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On stage, Julia comes out and waves the sword. "Rovagug, your time has come! Prepare to suffer for all the cruelty you relish in!" Julia starts patting her feet in a rhythmic movement, clicking her boots in a pattern that both plays a rhythm that looks like a combat stance.

With deft movements, the tapping of Julia's feet reminds the gnome of a merry song he played back at home whenever he had to watch others go into battle. The tap-tap-tap rhythm is quick beat that could inspire any one to dance a jig!

Percussion: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26

Julius takes his pipe and bats it against the back of his boot to clear it out, then stuffs it away with the rest of his collection in his vest.

"Aye, fair maiden Sarenrae I can portray. A disguise will be all that is needed, and the rest, well, I can just beat it!" Julius gives a beat to his jingle-drum.

How I benefit the Sarenite; Acrobatics is only +2, but Knowledge Religion is +10. Perform Oratory is +4, Perform Percussion is +12. If the GM will let me use Julius rhyming talent and Perform Percussion, I can totally roleplay a performance without hesitation!

How I benefit Rovagug; I have a strong Intimidate +12, and Knowledge Engineering at +10.

3 Act Opera with 2 intermissions and a 12 minute song and dance routine.

Uncle Julius listens to Fate, then nods in agreement. "Not a bad idea."

"Regardless, the festival is about to start. We either can try to find our hope-to-be informat al-Sahba. According to the letter, we will need to sweet-talk her a bit." He blows out a big puff of smoke into the shape of a heart. "Or, if we can't reach her directly, we can ask her wife Lorah Meriwether." He puffs another smoke cloud, and it forms into an arrow that shoots through the heart cloud.

"Lets get to it then, shall we?"

"According to our Captain, got into a public spit and possible brawl against the Whitefeathers of Sarenrae. They are a bit more forceful in faith, that they are, and seem to be ready to create problems." Julius says to Tsschas, but still is just thinking and smoking from his pipe.

Julius considers that question with a puff from his pipe.
Knowledge Religion Roidira: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24
Will that let U.J know anything about Roidira or followers?

Linguistics: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

Uncle Julius, shifting his eyes back and forth to see if he can hear any more of this Roidirans concern, opens his vest to reveal he has a wide collection of tobacco pipes. He plucks one out, and stuff its full of his favorite burnt oak chocolate flavored tobacco.

"Seems the locals are concerned, that they are, of Roidirans and Sarenites clashing in public." He lights the pipe, giving a gentle puff or two before contemplating further.

Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 18

Spotting the guards and paladins of Sarenrae, he gives himself a knowing smile. "Ah yes, proof." Julius takes the pipe from his mouth and points them out with to his allies, the pipe as a pointer. "Looks like they have been at it just long enough that heavier guard duty was requested, or required."

Uncle Julius goes over everything he knows about Sarenrae and Qadira to the rest of his team.

Feel free to read my spoilers. :)

Knowledge Religion: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
Knowledge Geography: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20

ACH! Apologies!

Fixed, and realized I misread some of my skills and saves. Fixed those also.

All good Yndra. Looking forward to playing with this group.

"Oh-ho ho! I am an Uncle to everyone but parent to none, for no child bears my name! Only my songs may be my children, as by me they are made. For I am partially dead as well, don't you know? The curse of aging gripped me long ago, and a lichborne I will become, to outlast the fiery explosion of the sun!"

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"Most interesting, I dare do say. The firs step of our quest is a follower of Sarenrae." Julius muses. "There may be much I know of sandy Qadira, that I might."

I have all knowledges at +10, which should be rolled? :)
Also let me know if the rhyming gets on anyone's nerves, and I can either tone it down or stop it.

A gnome who dresses in a brown vest and slacks, black boots and a white dress shirt, steps along in tow playing a drum covered in shingles and chimes like a tambourine.

"Oh my name is Uncle Julius and from Taldor I did come,
To play in this jolly band with my jingle-drum,
And when I march along the street the ladies think I'm grand.
They shout, there's Uncle Julius playing his jingle-drum again!"

Player name Kyle "Worg' H
Character name Uncle Julius
Character PFS number 220424-05
Faction Exchange
Day job roll Perform Percussion: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32
Slow or normal xp track Normal

If you are interested in having it, I can offer up a musical Bard 2 Oracle 1 who plays all kinds of fun jigs and jingles.

Only weird catch about him is that he is somehow turning into a Musical Lich and doesn't understand why; but that doesn't stop Uncle Julius from popping into a new jig!

Posting availability: I can post every day I work, and post usually 2-3 times during my weekends Usually is Wednesday and Thursday.