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Tempest: Nuh uh, you're not the fastest! I could be you in under a New York Minute! Minuteman: Calm down, this is a funeral. Show some respect! Tempest: Minuteman? more like Minute Maid! Minuteman: Don't make me shove your own katanas down your throat, knucklehead!
...and your faith in your friends is yours!
It's labeled...Experiments? Cool, maybe I can get a robot leg! or an eye! or maybe an elbow...not sure how that would help exactly but it would be cool!!! Timeline bolts for the stairs...stealthily.
...as it sails into the wall before hitting something and bouncing back out of the wall! Score! A cloaking device? Timeline adjusts the settings on his blaster in an attempt to dispel the illusion...
...and succeeds! The device's cloaking field has been nullified revealing the Quantum Interdictor device for all to see. Rabbi- err "Tarwin" if you'd do the honors? I've nullified it's defenses but I can't use my laser while I'm doing so. A good hit or two should render it inoperable and restore my teleportation powers.
Captain, I believe there are lifesign readings on the floor above us. I would recommend the transporter but their signals are too faint. Interesting. The recommended course of action is to mount an away mission...post haste.
Damage DC 24 A large chunk of the ceiling mysteriously gives way, falling on top of Ghoul #2. *Crash* @Timeline: We're fine, all fine here. Uhm...how are you? DM Only:
Puts on sunglasses.
Right! and then we filled it with margarita mix and alcohol! Then we added chiquitas if ya know what I mean. Tempest winks at all of you in succession at his not so "subtle" meaning. Silver gives him a withering glare. Hey, it was my day off! And what else was I supposed to do with 125 barrels of Captain Adams?
The pool is on the roof! Wait...how did we get it up there?
We have a pool! Also we help people and stuff. Tempest ravenously devours the lobster placed in front of him in one go. His mouth overflowing with food he reiterates. Id I enchun e ave n idor poo?
Hey! whatsthebigideathereisnoAmazonian- OOF! Tempest barrels into the room colliding with Battalion just as he fires ruining his aim and blowing a small chunk into the far wall. There is now a large hole in the room through which several startled simulator test takers are staring at the seven of you.
You were too going to touch...oh never mine that was the blooper reel. He stares into the far corner of the room and looks the DM directly in the eye. But katanas are cooooool. Please let me have them please oh please? It's only a teensy weensy increase to the critical threat range! And I built my character around a critical strike build. Glancing back at Timeline's teleportation, Hey I am suuuper-intelligent. And that's ok i switched rooms with Big Blue about 2 seconds ago. A muffled explosion can be heard further up the Spire.
Tempest is now dressed with a brown parcel service uniform on over his uniform. Package delivery for you!! He hands Timeline a small gift-wrapped package that seems to be ticking.
Baker:
This is one of the major hitters for the Guardians of Earth. He often regales the public (willing ot not) to many different versions of his backstory. In one, he was an ex-KGB agent genetically engineered to kill vampires. In another (told later the same week) he said he is actually a robot made by Dracula himself as a plot to overthrow the Vatican. He commonly asserts that his main power is AWESOME (with all capitals he reminds people) and that he can shoot a flea off a dog's nose at one hundred pesos...yes 100 pesos lined up in a perfectly straight line.
His powers are something of a mystery outside the higher echelons of the GoE but he is known for rather incredible speed, agility, and
Hey what's with the spoilers! And who's Baker?! Tempest begins to look around the room trying to determine who this mysterious "Baker" is. He then begins doodling in the air with a blue sharpie marker. He catches Wild Fire before she can touch his weapons.
The first thing you can do is explain who are you? A lean, imposing man steps into the room dressed in skin tight blue and white military style uniform. A pair of straight swords hang from his back. I mean you're good but are you good good? Before you can reply, the man is now behind Joe holding a camera in front of them while leaning over his shoulder. Say cheeeeeese! *SNAP* Ha! and Big Blue didn't believe me when I said Nixon was taking our test today. He leans waaaaaayyy into Joe's personal space before whispering, You are Nixon right? His hand seems to be posied to pull out one of his blades. |
