Male Gnome bard 6 | HP 41 | AC 18; Touch 13; FF 15| F +4; R +7; W +8| CMB+4; CMD 16 | Speed 20 ft | Init +1 | Perc +10 | Stealth: +7 Bard 6
Turen moves and tries to hit the creature with his crossbow. But his bolt flies into the air. "Flying scrolls?!?!" attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8 damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1
Male Gnome bard 6 | HP 41 | AC 18; Touch 13; FF 15| F +4; R +7; W +8| CMB+4; CMD 16 | Speed 20 ft | Init +1 | Perc +10 | Stealth: +7 Bard 6
"Yes of course!" Turen runs over and grabs his thieves tools and starts opening the cages. He looks for traps first. Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23 Disable device: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
Male Gnome bard 6 | HP 41 | AC 18; Touch 13; FF 15| F +4; R +7; W +8| CMB+4; CMD 16 | Speed 20 ft | Init +1 | Perc +10 | Stealth: +7 Bard 6
Turen steers his bat towards the landing area. "Yeah let's get that axe back!" He glances back at the bat. "Hey speaking of bats...What’s the first thing bats learn at school? Anyone?
Male Gnome bard 6 | HP 41 | AC 18; Touch 13; FF 15| F +4; R +7; W +8| CMB+4; CMD 16 | Speed 20 ft | Init +1 | Perc +10 | Stealth: +7 Bard 6
Turen will use his speak with animals to help with with mobats. CHA check: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13 He then turns to Parkhtu. "We get to ride them WOW? My Uncle Trapmakersprig rode a badger once!" He looks for saddles. Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22 "Say this reminds me about bats...What’s the first thing bats learn at school? Anyone? The alpha-bat! Ha ha!"
Male Gnome bard 6 | HP 41 | AC 18; Touch 13; FF 15| F +4; R +7; W +8| CMB+4; CMD 16 | Speed 20 ft | Init +1 | Perc +10 | Stealth: +7 Bard 6
Turen turns to Parkhtu. "Hey I didn't know you were a lawyer? Say...What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer? Anyone? An owlbear...ha ha." day job Profession comedy: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19
Male Gnome bard 6 | HP 41 | AC 18; Touch 13; FF 15| F +4; R +7; W +8| CMB+4; CMD 16 | Speed 20 ft | Init +1 | Perc +10 | Stealth: +7 Bard 6
Turen will auto aid Parkhtu Turen moves up towards Parkhtu and bows. "Yes elder Patamot, as my friend Parkhtu, we are following Zohir and seek to recover Firebrand. We mean no intrusion and any help is appreciated! And say have you heard this one? Why did the goblin cross the road? Anyone? He didn't, he only got halfway before the dwarves tagged him! Ha Ha!" He slaps his knee. Gnomish: "Say Patamot. Have you heard this one! Why is a necromancer not always a bad guy? Hunh? Cause...Sometimes they just want to raise a family in peace! Ha Ha"
Male Gnome bard 6 | HP 41 | AC 18; Touch 13; FF 15| F +4; R +7; W +8| CMB+4; CMD 16 | Speed 20 ft | Init +1 | Perc +10 | Stealth: +7 Bard 6
Turen starts telling jokes with some quick sings in between. "Stop me if you're heard this one..." bardic performance, Incite Unreliability DC 17 Will as lesser confusion on yellow; if he fails Confusion: 1d100 ⇒ 94
Male Gnome bard 6 | HP 41 | AC 18; Touch 13; FF 15| F +4; R +7; W +8| CMB+4; CMD 16 | Speed 20 ft | Init +1 | Perc +10 | Stealth: +7 Bard 6
Turen turns to the half orc. "Oh yeah that's GREAT...all the tunnels will come down. But say maybe those rust monsters might want to eat somewhere else? Does anything else want to destroy the tunnels around here too? I heard that's a great place for rust monsters to eat not far from here. It's the Surface Iron Mine?" Bluff: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19 "And its nice talking to you? Maybe someday we can lead you back to the surface?"
Male Gnome bard 6 | HP 41 | AC 18; Touch 13; FF 15| F +4; R +7; W +8| CMB+4; CMD 16 | Speed 20 ft | Init +1 | Perc +10 | Stealth: +7 Bard 6
Turen looks over the rocks and crystals. Knowledge Dungeoneering: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28 He shares what he knows about the rocks with the party. "Hey these rocks remind me...You guys want to hear the best rock puns? Anyone...Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up! Ha!" He slaps his leg. "Ha! Ha!"
Male Gnome bard 6 | HP 41 | AC 18; Touch 13; FF 15| F +4; R +7; W +8| CMB+4; CMD 16 | Speed 20 ft | Init +1 | Perc +10 | Stealth: +7 Bard 6
I'll get an antitoxin in town - - "Great thanks for helping us!" -- Into the trip Turen turns to Rodert. "Ever heard any goblin jokes? I got plenty...Say...What do you call a goblin on a cart?..Anyone? Anyone? A thief! Ha Ha. That's a good one!" - - As the party progresses Turen listens ahead. "What's that noise? It sounds like a giant sucking sound?"
Male Gnome bard 6 | HP 41 | AC 18; Touch 13; FF 15| F +4; R +7; W +8| CMB+4; CMD 16 | Speed 20 ft | Init +1 | Perc +10 | Stealth: +7 Bard 6
Turen looks at Parkhtu then rubs his eyes. "Gee you're right! I better get my eyes checked!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of rose colored pince-nez glasses. He puts them on and squints "These aren't helping either!" - - - - Back in the city he tells jokes on stage at a local inn. "You guys know that dwarves are really tough...Right! So say if paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Anyone? A dwarf with an axe...Get it...Ha!" He slaps his knee. "Yeah they're so tough..A dwarf with an axe can kill two stones with one bird! Ha! I kill myself!" day job Perform (comedy): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21
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