The Woodchipper from Fargo's page

Just lure them up nort, I'll show ya what we do with em, you betcha!

Yust make sure ya bring an auger, it's still colder than a donkey's patoot up here, yah!

The groundhogs are lying little f#~~ers.

I will bathe the tundra with their blood.

If I had any free time, and the tundra wasn't buried under four feet of snow, and it seems like a lot of work.

Do It.

Is the smart house in Fargo?

Just a Mort wrote:

Bah he has no taste if he claims to be Lucifer. I'd go there yelling C'thun. C'thun. C'thun!

Uulwi ifis halahs gag erh'ongg w'ssh!

Yah! You betcha there! Ya know! Yay!

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

puts it in the wood chipper

More! Feed me more!!

He's lying.

Putters on enticingly.

You know what to do.

Needs more Woodchipper, and f@@@ing swearing.

It's kind of a grey area.

I will have to consult the Woodchipper.

It was a bit gamey, and the Lice gave it a bit grainy texture.

Edit: terrible timing on my part. :-)