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Deadpool. Deadpool never changes.


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Fallout Rampage Cap'n Yesterday wrote:

Nakedness.

Nakedness never changes.

HANDS OFF MY KOOL AID, YESTERDAY!


lucky7 wrote:
Everything's better when your state superhero is played by Ron Perlman!

Fans. Fans Never Change.

Thank goodness for that. It's gonna be at least five years until I can narrate another Fallout, unless Obsidian is making another spinoff with the Fallout 4 engine like they did with New Vegas and the Fallout 3 engine. Papa Ron has gots to get paid!


That's my line!


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Fallout Rampage Cap'n Yesterday wrote:
Ulysses is still a delusional a##$%@+ tho, that never changes.

That, and war. War never changes.


"War. War never changes.

The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.

But war never changes.

In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Petroleum and Uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth.

In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.

A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault Two. Imprisoned safely behind the large Vault door, under a city of concrete, more than one generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world.

But Vault Two was not without its faults. Birth control, a luxury so taken for granted before the war, was purposefully removed from the halls of Vault Two, a horrid experiment on overpopulation by the programmers of Vault-Tec, who not only removed any of the materials necessary to create suitable and reliable chemical or physical contraceptives, but any and all data on the databanks and books present.

As the years went by and the original Overseer passed and was replaced, and the confines of the Vault grew less habitable, the new Overseer knew he had a decision to make, and a tough one. He learned of the fault in Vault Two from the previous Overseer, and even knew of the failsafes that Vault-Tec had programmed into the system that would occur should they insert contraceptive education into the databanks, and so he devised a plan to save as many lives as possible. Rather than let war break out within the Vault when capacity was breached and supplies were diminishing, he decided they would hold a lottery each year and exile those who's name were drawn...A number of dwellers equal to those born minus those who have died...So that they would retain a zero population growth.

Yes, it was cruel to think of their fate, but it was better than death, or war, horrid war that had already destroyed so much of humanity breaking out in the one place that was supposed to be safe from war.
So every year a number was chosen, and the day was never the same. Sometimes it was in the middle of the night, sometimes it would be during the work day. The only way the people would know would be the speech the Overseer gave the next day, 'saluting the bravery of those who sacrifice so that we may live.'

You were one of those people chosen...

...and life in the Waste is about to change."


Fallout Rampage Cap'n Yesterday wrote:

For the first time ever, I listened to the intro scene.

I now get the Ron Perlman shtick.

You do realize I'm in literally every Fallout, right? I'm the one constant. War. War never changes. Neither will the intro narrator.


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Nakedness. Nakedness never changes.


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Rysky wrote:
The voice of Ron Perlman wrote:
War. War Never Changes.

B+%++$%*!

We get cooler stuff each iteration.

Bi+ch, don't make me go Hellboy on you...or...um...Conan's Dad? Yeah, I could totally go Conan's Dad on you and, you know...die...but have my son pissed off and kill you in a brutal way.

I said War. Never. Changes!


War. War Never Changes.

The obsession thegreenteagamer has with this game doesn't either.


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War. War never changes.


Alexander Augunas wrote:
...War Never Changes...

That's my line!


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*Looks at the thread title. Reads the contents. Shakes head.*
War. War never changes.


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"War. War never changes.

The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.

But war never changes.

In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Petroleum and Uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth.

In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.

A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault Two. Imprisoned safely behind the large Vault door, under a city of concrete, more than one generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world.

But Vault Two was not without its faults. Birth control, a luxury so taken for granted before the war, was purposefully removed from the halls of Vault Two, a horrid experiment on overpopulation by the programmers of Vault-Tec, who not only removed any of the materials necessary to create suitable and reliable chemical or physical contraceptives, but any and all data on the databanks and books present.

As the years went by and the original Overseer passed and was replaced, and the confines of the Vault grew less habitable, the new Overseer knew he had a decision to make, and a tough one. He learned of the fault in Vault Two from the previous Overseer, and even knew of the failsafes that Vault-Tec had programmed into the system that would occur should they insert contraceptive education into the databanks, and so he devised a plan to save as many lives as possible. Rather than let war break out within the Vault when capacity was breached and supplies were diminishing, he decided they would hold a lottery each year and exile those who's name were drawn...A number of dwellers equal to those born minus those who have died...So that they would retain a zero population growth.

Yes, it was cruel to think of their fate, but it was better than death, or war, horrid war that had already destroyed so much of humanity breaking out in the one place that was supposed to be safe from war.

So every year a number was chosen, and the day was never the same. Sometimes it was in the middle of the night, sometimes it would be during the work day. The only way the people would know would be the speech the Overseer gave the next day, 'saluting the bravery of those who sacrifice so that we may live.'

You were one of those people chosen...

...and life in the Waste is about to change."