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Howdy! I gotta take a look, but likely going to use my Mesmerist inspired by Ben Stiller's Zoolander.

Yeah, I have enough to chip in for Alexandre

And my PP total is 17, well 12 after body recovery.

Finally, I have read the scenario a few years ago but ended up letting another local GM run it, so I am vaguely aware of the scenario, but haven't played or run it officially, if that's ok GM. Otherwise, it'll be good to curse my dice for sucking instead of yours for being hot :P

i can chip in, too. will look over numbers soon.

And a happy new year, too! With hopefully more 20's for us and less for the GM :P

Sorry, finally recovered from Black Friday + blizzard + power going out at my store made for a LOOONG several days.

At this point GM, I think you need to use a d19, you roll way too many 20s :P

[dice=Roll]1d20/dice]

Good ol halberds and x3 crits... sigh. OF course I have one-shot players with that same thing.

1d20 ⇒ 17

No worries, we'll do that round as you had it, and at least that will be an option for next time. Thank you for doing the research!

@Alexandre: I can do two out of the three!

@GM: Is Hatsumoto stable or unstable given the roll you had? Just wanted to make sure if that was a copy paste issue

The Scratcher, surrounded but undeterred, aims for his opponents' weapons to reduce their fighting capacity.

Swift Action: Using a Fervor to cast shield of faith

CE Flurry of Disarm @ Cyan: 1d20 + 15 - 2 - 1 ⇒ (1) + 15 - 2 - 1 = 13
Going to use my GM reroll
CE Flurry GM bonus reroll: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 15 - 2 + 5 = 34

Assuming that will work, redirecting the next disarm to Purple

CE Flurry of Disarm @ Cyan: 1d20 + 15 - 2 - 1 ⇒ (13) + 15 - 2 - 1 = 25

AC is currently 28

"C'mon, pick 'em up, I dare ya mates!", Scratcher taunts the two hopefully disarmed guards.

n my defense, I am aware and awaiting.

Also... I may be playing my Switch a lot soon. Can't catch 'em all otherwise...

Sorry for the silence: Call of Duty week is my 2nd busiest period next to Black Friday

Muchas gracias!

Player: BlackPowderChocobo
PC: The Scratcher
Faction: Grand Lodge
XP: 16
Prestige: 17
Fame: 23
Day Job: None

Several archetypes open different options, such as the mysterious avenger (whips) or the whirling dervish (scimitar).

Scratcher moves opposite Haplo, saying to Blue "Bad move, mate!", aiming his claws at the man's halberd just as he worked with Green.

Scratcher Disarm @ Blue: 1d20 + 15 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 15 + 2 - 2 = 25

@GM: Whoops, forgot one more thing: Got sneak attack, so another 1d6 for each damage roll.

Attack 1 Sneak Attack damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4
Attack 2 Sneak Attack damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

"Oy mate, nuff of dat!", Scratcher working his claw between Green's halberd blade and twisting his forearms to remove the weapon forcibly.

PA Flurry 1 mithral disarm @ Green: 1d20 + 15 - 2 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 15 - 2 + 2 - 2 = 33

That'll do

As soon as the weapon is free from its owner, he then thrusts the other claw into the guard's side.

Swift action to use Break Guard for another attack

Break guard flurry tekko strike @ Green: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 9 + 2 = 18
Damage on hit: 1d6 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 4 = 13

And he finishes with another pierce from the disarming claw.
Mithral flurry tekko strike @ Green: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 9 + 2 = 17
Damage on hit: 1d6 + 6 + 1 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 1 + 4 = 17

Note to self-Xasay, need a silent metamagic rod!

Incidentally, Scratcher is not near smart enough to come up with a plausible answer, so someone else chime in quickly or I'll have to say something...

SM: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20

The Scratcher breaks his silence to throw in a helpful comment. "Oy, da lord offa's top coin fer 'is flava ov da month. Pays me da same eitha way, but figger it be best if we both could make a deal outta dis."

Bluff aid: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24

Leaning to bluff myself, but my major social skill is Intimidate. Anyone else?

"Oy, didja find an'thin' worthwhile mate?", Scratcher asks as the others return And announce their presence.

Scratcher offers to buy a round on the house to help loosen lips and earn good will in the tavern.

How much will that cost GM? Say 5gp?

And taking 10 on the Diplomacy aid for a 15

I guess I always saw Blackjackets as Golarian-Blackwater: a mercenary company bought out primarily by the Kalistrates, but otherwise will use their military skills to the highest bidder. Some other lore I should read up to know more about them?

"Might kind o' ya'", Scratcher comments as he finishes chugging his drink. "Who're ya regulas, mate?", he asks to the bartender while thumbing over his shoulder.

Back! Sorry for my own delay, was on a personal family trip. Now to roll some e-dice!

Sure I am game for game day.

Name: The Scratcher
43025-16
Grand Lodge
Normal progression
No day job

"Sum mead, mate.", Scratcher replies, leading the others to do the talking as he surveys the situation.

Sense Motive at Bartender response to Hatsumoto: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23

Will be heading out of town for about 9 days or so, will have limited internet access over this time. Will post when I can, but bot me as necessary

"Eh, summin I dun hafta look down 'pon only cuz I hafta fa seein' 'em.", Scratcher comments upon Alexandre's appearance.

To Enora he asks, "Got any of dat fancy allusion magic? Maybs ya got sumptin ta make me less 'mposin'."

Scratcher reads the message, reads it a second time, then hands it to his waiting allies. "Oy, ain't my thang, guv. I dun blend in, unless ya tink an metal monkey fits da bill."

Near impossible Int check: 1d20 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (20) - 2 + 2 = 20

Having heard Xasay use that phrase, and maybe even explain it before, he adds, but in Common. "I prefa ta use a torch, but I can't see in dark, lil bruvvah."

Upon Enora's greetings, Scratcher, well, scratches his armored head. "Ambrus mean ta make me feel all big an' stuff?", realizing he stands taller than any two of his allies combined.

"Oy, ya blokes are comin' out da 'oodwork, 'eh?", The Scratcher's elation at seeing a familiar face turning to amusement at the doubling of shadowy allies. "Ya guys know each otha?", he asks as he follows the two wayangs.

The large armored man takes a minute to read the note and soak it in. 'Ight, looks like I'ma need to provide sum muscle., the Scratcher thinks to himself

I am ok with either option.

I got a +1 modifier, thank you very much :P

Stealth: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18

Think sneaky thoughts. You are the shadow of a lump on a fly on the wall in a hole in the bottom of the sea...

Scratcher nods, once again leading the way as quietly as he can in his armored form.

Scratcher takes the lead, his silvery blade out front, almost as if he wants to make sure he doesn't poke an invisible thing in front of him, as the group treks down the path.

"Oy, dat felt like munths.", Scratcher commenting on their latest battle. Looking at the two options, the thumbs over to the right green path. "Right iz right, aight?"

Huzzah!

Hey guys, sorry for my absence. My computer dying, working retail hell through the holidays, family issues really took its toll on my end of Dec through January. Things have slowed down and I have recovered things on my end, ans I apologize for not communicating any of this.

I am sorry to hear of Tori's condition and please pass on my condolences.

I would like to finish things through if you will still have me. I got a bit more Cockney gib to share!

"No one 'ere but us, Emms."

Grapple maintaining: 1d20 + 9 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 9 + 5 = 30

Scratcher maintains his grip on his bewitched ally and drags him away from the altar.

Could Grisaia then try to reposition the grappled Emmett?

Scratcher grapples Emmett, trying to keep him from crawling back on the altar.

Grapple @ Emmett: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 9 + 2 + 4 = 34
Adding 4 as I assume Emmett is prone on the altar

"Cor blimey! Wot da 'ell is dat?", Scratcher asks, now just trying to yank Emmett from the altar.

Will do this assuming Emmett is still on there... if he feels like moving on his own, then will change action.

Not sure if this a reposition or bull rush maneuver either. Same roll, but just noting.
Reposition/Bull Rush on Emmett: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22

"Oy! Whatcha doin' mate?", Scratcher exclaims, unsure of Emmett's new pyromanic desire.

Assuming that there wasn't anything truly valuable on the altar itself

Scratcher then creates water to douse the fire 4 gallons worth

Nope, nothing bad can happen with a roll like that, no sirree! :)

Indeed, nose finally is working so breathing is now a thing! Downside is that I can smell again, and one of my cats got a little stinky...

"I 'erd somethin' 'round dat altar... wanted me to do a thin', but now I can't remembah.", Scratcher comments. "Gave me da 'eebie-jeebies."

I'd assume it is a haunt, not sure how to tackle it other than throwing some holy water or channeling.

Hey guys, sorry for my own silence. Had surgery a bit ago, then my computer died.

Got an old one working, at least, so back to posting!

Sighing and knowing his role, The Scratcher moves up to the table to inspect it, chiming with "If dis kills me, Ima 'aunting yer asses."

Perception at the table and anything that may be on it/under it: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

Scratcher goes to Xasay and heals some of his bites before taking care of his own, using his own wand.

CLW @ Xasay: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
CLW @ self: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Satisfied with the results, he tucks it away, giving the little shadow man an guantleted thumbs up.

He shrugs when offered the sword by Emmett, but figuring that the blade wielding Tori would be more at home using the weapon.

Seeing the large statues, Scratcher comments, "Someone gots a 'ammer? Ah ain't getting burnt by a muthalovin pizza rock."