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'Sani wrote:
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The leaders of Abyssal hordes and queens of Abyssal nations, the dreaded mariliths serve demon lords as governesses, advisors, and even lovers, yet their brilliance as tacticians makes them most sought after as generals and commanders of armies. The most powerful mariliths serve no one, and instead command ravenous fiendish legions.

A marilith is 6 to 9 feet tall and measures 20 feet from head to tail tip. It weighs 4,000 pounds. Only the most arrogant and proud evil souls, typically those of cruel kings, sadistic generals, and exceptionally violent warlords, can trigger the manifestation of a marilith.

The question isn't why I chose the marilith avatar, the question is why didn't any of you? Because you can't beat this.

I must say there is a certain fondness to it. And lashings, of course. Reminds me of my mother, really. Probably because of the lashings. I miss the old home sometimes.

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But it makes such a lovely pattern.

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Creepy Puppet wrote:
To be continued.....

Oh. It's you again. Didn't I put you back in the box?

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Chained to the wheels. All of them.

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*innocent whistle*

*okay not so innocent*

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We do exotic in the lower planes, luv.

The next poster is looking for a few "enhancements".

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Misroi wrote:
Confirmed: Kytons invented the Spanish Prisoner con.

Among many, many other things, luv.

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Just hold still a sec, luv, and tell me when it stops hurting.

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Mikaze wrote:
Can't do much. Gonna be tied up all night.

Not sure if figurative or literal....

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
We don't bite. Cut, prod, stab, whip, and strangle, sure, but never bite.
...Unless you ask nicely. :)

Well yes luv, that goes without saying.

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Calex wrote:

Sounds of chains clanking, lock tumblers rolling, iron doors slamming

Yes...welcome...indeed....
crazed laughter echoes across the offices

We don't bite. Cut, prod, stab, whip, and strangle, sure, but never bite.

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DM Crustypeanut wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
DM Crustypeanut wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
DM Crustypeanut wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
DM Crustypeanut wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

It's live!

** spoiler omitted **

....Someone get the chains. We'll redeem this sucker back to the side of Good! With pain!

:P

You called for chains, luv?

I don't do Good though.

Eh nor do I, really. Lets bring him to the side of Law, then! Lawful Evil!

You get the chains, Dr. Logem will bring the rest.

I'm half Lawful Evil on my father's side, I can do that. Where shall I hang her, luv?

Arcadia. Thats where we're currently at.. its a long journey, but Dr. Logem killed the Kraken, so its mostly safe now!

I'll make sure to have a dwarven fortress set up for when you arrive! *Muahahaha*

Oh I haven't been there in ages. Got wrapped up in this big thing with a dragon and dead children and an angry slaad and a demon lord, you know how it is, luv.

Thank the darkness for teleport at-will.

...In that case, could you bring some supplies? We're kinda running out, and there seem to be big angry humanoid birds pestering us. Plus, you know, shipwrecked and all that.

And Dwunderbran is stinkin' up the place.

Nothing comes free, luv.

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DM Crustypeanut wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
DM Crustypeanut wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
DM Crustypeanut wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

It's live!

** spoiler omitted **

....Someone get the chains. We'll redeem this sucker back to the side of Good! With pain!

:P

You called for chains, luv?

I don't do Good though.

Eh nor do I, really. Lets bring him to the side of Law, then! Lawful Evil!

You get the chains, Dr. Logem will bring the rest.

I'm half Lawful Evil on my father's side, I can do that. Where shall I hang her, luv?

Arcadia. Thats where we're currently at.. its a long journey, but Dr. Logem killed the Kraken, so its mostly safe now!

I'll make sure to have a dwarven fortress set up for when you arrive! *Muahahaha*

Oh I haven't been there in ages. Got wrapped up in this big thing with a dragon and dead children and an angry slaad and a demon lord, you know how it is, luv.

Thank the darkness for teleport at-will.

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DM Crustypeanut wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
DM Crustypeanut wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

It's live!

** spoiler omitted **

....Someone get the chains. We'll redeem this sucker back to the side of Good! With pain!

:P

You called for chains, luv?

I don't do Good though.

Eh nor do I, really. Lets bring him to the side of Law, then! Lawful Evil!

You get the chains, Dr. Logem will bring the rest.

I'm half Lawful Evil on my father's side, I can do that. Where shall I hang her, luv?

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DM Crustypeanut wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

It's live!

** spoiler omitted **

....Someone get the chains. We'll redeem this sucker back to the side of Good! With pain!

:P

You called for chains, luv?

I don't do Good though.

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Yesssssssss.

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Rysky wrote:
Odraude wrote:

Agreed. Though I'm still holding out for hope for an updated Advanced Bestiary.

One day my dreams will come true... one day...

So Sayeth the Demon Lord of False Hope.

Sweet, sweet nectar of suffering.

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Drejk wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Should I read those 155 unread posts in special snowflake thread or isn't worth it?
Only if you hate yourself or love pain.
I like sending kytons on PCs as GM, not having them sent on me...

Aww, come on, luv!

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Oh I wouldn't let you die! That takes all the challenge out of it!

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Chrysanthe Spiros wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Proteans are always up for some casual fun.
Though what's to stop them from getting too kinky? It's the reason why Kytons are not an option.

You're no fun, luv.

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3) “Bastion of Broken Souls” B- Domogorgan cultists, the final fight between the PCs and Ashardalon – one of the greatest BBEGs (not just Dragon BBEGs), a fight with a bad ass Marilith and an all-around super tough intro to high level 3E gaming – solid adventure.

*bows*

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Drejk wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Cheapy wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: "Love Hydra" is definitely something from the Pathfinder Kama Sutra.
Thanks for spoiling the next Paizo Hardcover, Karel! <3
It's going to be a soft cover made from velvet and featuring a snug slipcase. I think the production values rival the Rise of the Runelords Collector's Edition. You'll love it. Should be up for preorder in a couple weeks.
Some of you—not naming names—may want to hold out for the zippered leatherbound edition.

Could it be?!

...

Book Of Damned: Kytons?!

Such a tease.

Do go on, luv. It makes their agony all the sweeter.

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Fancy a bit of fun, luv? It'll only hurt a lot.

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Decca, Demon Queen of Ruin wrote:
That look liked it hurt...

Nothing wrong with a little pain, luv.

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Vamptastic wrote:
I always think you guys are saying 'flogging' instead of 'flagging'. I need to wake up more.

Not necessarily, luv. *chain-link whipcrack*

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So you think you can love me and leave me to die?!

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That would be here, luv.

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I do indeed, luv. Several actually. Purebred Nessian warhounds.

The next poster is hanging patiently in my chains.

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Gark the Goblin wrote:
unless SOMEONE'S been indulging in sockpuppetry

My puppets are all flesh and steel, luv.

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Shadowborn wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Shadowborn wrote:
I'm entirely too acerbic and off-putting.
You'd think it's because of the toothy smile, but it's actually the ears.
Really? All this time I thought it was my beady-eyed stare. What if I got one of them pierced? Would that make all the cool kids dig me?

Depends what you put in them. Studs are out this year, but chains are in.

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Gary Teter wrote:
*click* *click*

A little harder, luv. Make it hurt more.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:

Sometimes I think even if I was interested I would say I'm not for the reactions alone. ;)

I'm asexual and I don't drink or otherwise use alcohol for nonmedicinal purposes. Which I feel like I've said at least once before. So yeah.

Still can't think of a good gaming synonym that works with the alliteration....

This is a good thing. More boobs for the rest of us.

You can have my quotient, too.

This is just getting better and better for you, isn't it?

If he gets your boob quotient, can I get your thighs quota?

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This sounds like some twisted dismemberment fantasy...

You say "twisted" like it's a bad thing...

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Urinsane wrote:
fun or painful, or both!

Pain is fun, luv.

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doctor_wu wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Creating a new character out of a beginner's box?

<snerk> <chuckle>

There needs to be a master's box, ifyouknowwhatimean.

Now I am thinking zon kuothon box. /me shakes fist.

Now that's more like it, luv.

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Kajehase wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
Drejk wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
Drejk wrote:

EDIT: And it is not related to Swedish valor-impaired term, unless they decided to steal our word to twist its meaning completely WHEN THEY STOLE EVERYTHING THAT WASN'T NAILED DOWN in XVII century!

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Looking a little agitated there, luv. I could provide a little stress relief, help get out some of that pressure, if you like....
Oh, yes. Could you please distract Kajehase for a while while I'll steal his bicycle?

Certainly luv. This should be an interesting challenge. Only done a boat once before.

*chains down the longship*

Oooh, kinky! Afraid I'm dating bireme already, though.

I can handle multiple clients. The extra arms aren't just for show.

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Drejk wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
Drejk wrote:

EDIT: And it is not related to Swedish valor-impaired term, unless they decided to steal our word to twist its meaning completely WHEN THEY STOLE EVERYTHING THAT WASN'T NAILED DOWN in XVII century!

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Looking a little agitated there, luv. I could provide a little stress relief, help get out some of that pressure, if you like....
Oh, yes. Could you please distract Kajehase for a while while I'll steal his bicycle?

Certainly luv. This should be an interesting challenge. Only done a boat once before.

*chains down the longship*

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Drejk wrote:

EDIT: And it is not related to Swedish valor-impaired term, unless they decided to steal our word to twist its meaning completely WHEN THEY STOLE EVERYTHING THAT WASN'T NAILED DOWN in XVII century!

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Looking a little agitated there, luv. I could provide a little stress relief, help get out some of that pressure, if you like....

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There you are Mister Chaney. It's time for your flogging, luv.

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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

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my

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Gary Teter wrote:
Hmmm.

Mmhmmm.

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Creepy Puppet wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
*in pursuit*
Hey! Some dude named Toulon is looking for you. Something about messing with his friends....

I'll put it on my calendar, love. Right now, hold still!

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*in pursuit*

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Creepy Puppet wrote:
Yugoloths? Seriously? Those dudes are soooo 3.5E. Get with it man! It's daemons these days.

What can I say, I'm old fashioned. I was born back when Kytons were still devils, mind.

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Wait, why am I expending all my energy on chasing him?

*snaps fingers, summons a fistful of yugoloths*

Fetch that puppet, would you loves? A bonus payment to the one who brings him back. Unbroken, mind.

*packs up the shattered boxes and suitcases while the 'loths chase the puppet*

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*deadpan* Oh the puppet god of spoony bards. I'm quivering in my coils, love.

Come back here you!

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Creepy Puppet wrote:

breaks free and runs nekkid through the thread

WOOOHOOO! I'M INVISIBLE!

Oh godsdammit. I don't get paid enough for this!

*pursues, trying to lasso the puppet with her chains*

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Creepy Puppet wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
Creepy Puppet wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
Sorry love. Old Gepetto already signed the infernal deed that got you this gig. Have to honor our agreements, now don't we?
Hell no! That old dude was crazy! Too many years sniffing wood varnish and paint thinner. Anything he signed can't be legally binding.

Going to need some proof of that.

Besides, as far as the law goes, you're technically just property until you become a real boy... and ownership is nine-tenths after all.

I say again, Hell no! You can have my wood, but you'll never take MY FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

That's nice. Back in your carrying case love, the train's almost here.

*shoves him in a puppet box*

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Creepy Puppet wrote:
The Cathezar wrote:
Sorry love. Old Gepetto already signed the infernal deed that got you this gig. Have to honor our agreements, now don't we?
Hell no! That old dude was crazy! Too many years sniffing wood varnish and paint thinner. Anything he signed can't be legally binding.

Going to need some proof of that.

Besides, as far as the law goes, you're technically just property until you become a real boy... and ownership is nine-tenths after all.

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