John Napier 698 wrote:
Sets fire to the rules
"CREW! Prepare for RAMMING SPEED! ACTIVATE THE ENERGY RAM! HOIST THE JOLLY ROGER! BRING ME THE HEAD OF BARRY MANILOW!AND RUN ME A BATH!"
Kobold Defense League wrote:
NUH-UH! The Imperial Goblin Space Navy was here first*!
* According to this totally valid text which I am assured was not just invented five seconds ago by someone less afraid of writing than the rest of us.
Putting on arguably my goofiest alias for this...
VICTORY! With the accursed Sutter banished to the Freelance Galaxy, the Imperial Goblin Space Navy can start making proper inroads into the conquest of the Pact Worlds!
Now, we need at least one ship...
(Thanks for giving me an excuse to make an idiot goblin space captain alias. Without you, there'd be no Imperial Goblin Space Navy, and that just wouldn't do. Thanks for everything you've done- and everything you're going to keep doing!)
Pillbug... In... SPACE!!! wrote:
ALL GLORY TO ST. DOODLEBUG!
Who... I may or may not have known back in the day...
Kind of a blur.
"Shellfish"- Goblin slang for Shirren... whose exoskeletons have such a satisfying texture when lit on fire.
Can anyone confirm that there'll be stats for folks to play Spaaaaace Goblins? My wife REALLY wants to play one. ;)
YOUR WIFE IS CLEARLY AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN OF SUPERIOR TASTE! THE IMPERIAL GOBLIN SPACE NAVY WELCOMES HER WITH OPEN ARMS!
But tell her to bring her own food, we're... kinda crap at the whole quartermastering thing around here....
Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
THAT'S the spirit! Join on up! The Imperial Goblin Space Navy always needs a few good Gobs!
(It's also worth pointing out the nasty little beasts think OTHER goblins getting lit ablaze is hilarious- if goblins being lit on fire curbed the enthusiasm of goblins for fire in any way, the species would have given up on it centuries ago)
Fireman Gob Montag wrote:
The Imperial Goblin Space Navy Needs YOU!
See, we... had a flamethrower... incident. So... yeah. Time for a recruitment drive...