heh heh heh....
I love eating, and being eaten!
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Ohmygoodness AM BARBARIAN im ur biggest fan!
Wait, no it's not, it's awful and unjust in every sense.I await your condemnation at the awfulness and unjust actions of the vigilantes rioting in the streets of London. I get a trickle down my leg when I hear you speak.
I'm making a zombie! <Casts contagion on the skull-thing.>
It's Hansen's dizeaze. wupty doo. No, I have many diseases! I was formed based on the popular belief that lepers are all dirty and infested. So time for some shakes!
Clean up! Clean up! Everybody do your share!That...is a very disturbing image. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep. What kind of dreams/nightmares will I have....?I like Barney.Yah remember that time you got barney smashed and you guys woke up naked in that gazebo in central park and got arrested? <Gives Spanky slimy doom.> I love you, Spanky! Call me!
The world is very sexy. I have to piss.
I'm always afraid of getting caught in my zipper. X_XI'm always afraid of getting the zipper stuck. Well, not always. I constantly live in fear of both those things! Except I don't really need to use the bathroom like ever . . . Wait a second, I don't think I have an alias for this! Oh well. Close enough.
Decides not to post about diseases for fear of seeming (being revealed to be) young and healthy and ignorant. Refrains from posting.
I do. Gary! So nice of you to drop by.
Eating your legs? Can help with that.
Wow, man... this place is pretty groovy.Let's go have a surge in Afghanistan! Time to dance! Nose falls off.Can someone hand me that duct tape? 
It may not have been dreamed up by the internet, which is an inanimate object which can not dream or imagine anyway, but it certainly is wacky because is does the very thing you initally accused me of, rewrites history.Well, the electricity that makes up the internet moves, and files and stuff move, so I don't think it's an inanimate object. It's been too long on this thread without a smurf (maybe never, I'm too lazy to check).
No... much, much, worse.
I love cats - they taste like chicken. Mmm... chicken-cat mutants...
Maybe we need some cigars...Like these? The Great Cat Ones?
I thought it was ALL of your administrations, comrade .... Excuse me, Mister... Pal'utin? Do you have anything to do with Spanky the Leperchaun? Resumes playing with entrails of the seal.
An Old One himself! Please, bless me with your touch! Bows to floor. Fails to see the Great Old One leave.
Ooo-oo-ooh! I can open seals too!Grabs a seal from the stack, then bashes its head with the club before using his teeth to rip the now-tenderized skin apart and peeling it off and eating it. Rips off skull, then smashes it into pieces on the floor. Shoves bone fragments and shredded brain into mouth, then swallows greedily. Swirls fingers in entrails.
Settle down, or something might fall off. No! Cthulhu fhtagn! P'kahtl seouh! Starts banging Spanky on the head with a wooden club.
I heard that. Horton hears Cthulu! |