The door opens and a somewhat ugly and misshapen fellow limps into the room. He seems to a bit of a hump and his eyes don't quite seem to line up and he smells a bit ripe
'Allo. Name is Spugnoir, I'm here to try out for the jobs. He squints down at the paper.
Application:
1. State your name, race, and age for company records.
Spugnoir, Human, twenty somethin summers
2. Are you able-bodied and capable of lifting, hauling, and moving without assistance?
Yes
3. Do you have any special skills that might be useful in the mines?
Got an eye fer scrounging up stuff to do repairs, can work with wood
4. Do you have any past experience working in mines or in similar situations? Please elaborate if so.
Nope
5. Do you have any phobias of darkness, enclosed spaces, insects, or other possible hazards of underground labor? Please elaborate if so.
Nope
6. Can you read, write, and do basic sums?
I can do some readen and writen.
7. Are you under four feet of height?
Nope
8. Do you have any crisis experience, such as medical or combat experience?
I can hit things with a club
9. What is your current trade?
Scrounger, Carpentry, a little metal work, rat catcher, fish gutter,
10. Help us get to know you better to decide where you fit in the GMC family! Please answer the following questions.
I have extracts that can let us swim underwater.Touch of the Sea, 15 minutes Extracts of water Breathing and Freedom of Movement. I can also brew potions of the same for everyone.
HP 122/122 (133/33 w/ Hero Feast)
AC 17/12/15
Saves F15/R15/W10 11 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:
Special Effects: 11/26 bombs
Heroes Feast (+11 HP +1 Attack/Will save, +4 vs. Poison/Fear) Heroism (+2 attack/saves/skills)
See Invisible
Countless Eyes(All around vision, can't be flanked)
Heighten Awareness (+2 Perception and Knowledge skills),Tears to wine(+2 enhancement bonus on all Intelligence– and Wisdom-based skill checks.)Communal Stoneskin( 10DR 150 points absorbed),Freedom of Movement
There is a fantastic manor with a magnificant waterfall. I'll have to install guard rails for certain, and it needs plenty of fixing up but is an excellent place for a lab.
HP 122/122 (133/33 w/ Hero Feast)
AC 17/12/15(26/19/24 with Mutagen and shield,Haste)
Saves F15/R15/W10 11 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:
Special Effects: 14/26 bombs
Heroes Feast (+11 HP +1 Attack/Will save, +4 vs. Poison/Fear) Heroism (+2 attack/saves/skills)
See Invisible
Countless Eyes(All around vision, can't be flanked)
Heighten Awareness (+2 Perception and Knowledge skills),Tears to wine(+2 enhancement bonus on all Intelligence– and Wisdom-based skill checks.)Communal Stoneskin( 10DR 150 points absorbed),Freedom of Movement
Haste (+1 AC/Hit/Reflex),Targeted Bomb Admixture(14/18 rounds)
spugnoir unleashes a torrent of force bombs upom Xin
I dunno if it means anything now but remember everyone had Stoneskin Communal on for DR 10/Adamantine
HP 122/122 (133/33 w/ Hero Feast)
AC 17/12/15(26/19/24 with Mutagen and shield,Haste)
Saves F15/R15/W10 11 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:
Special Effects: 19/26 bombs
Heroes Feast (+11 HP +1 Attack/Will save, +4 vs. Poison/Fear) Heroism (+2 attack/saves/skills)
See Invisible
Countless Eyes(All around vision, can't be flanked)
Heighten Awareness (+2 Perception and Knowledge skills),Tears to wine(+2 enhancement bonus on all Intelligence– and Wisdom-based skill checks.)Communal Stoneskin( 10DR 150 points absorbed),Freedom of Movement
Haste (+1 AC/Hit/Reflex),Targeted Bomb Admixture(15/18 rounds)
HP 122/122 (133/33 w/ Hero Feast)
AC 17/12/15(26/19/24 with Mutagen and shield,Haste)
Saves F15/R15/W10 11 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:
Special Effects: 19/26 bombs
Heroes Feast (+11 HP +1 Attack/Will save, +4 vs. Poison/Fear) Heroism (+2 attack/saves/skills)
See Invisible
Countless Eyes(All around vision, can't be flanked)
Heighten Awareness (+2 Perception and Knowledge skills),Tears to wine(+2 enhancement bonus on all Intelligence– and Wisdom-based skill checks.)Communal Stoneskin( 10DR 150 points absorbed),Freedom of Movement
Haste (+1 AC/Hit/Reflex),Targeted Bomb Admixture(16/18 rounds)
Be absent for a little while and the place explodes, lol. I can't see any map.
HP 122/122 (133/33 w/ Hero Feast)
AC 17/12/15(26/19/24 with Mutagen and shield,Haste)
Saves F15/R15/W10 11 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:
Special Effects: 23/26 bombs
Heroes Feast (+11 HP +1 Attack/Will save, +4 vs. Poison/Fear) Heroism (+2 attack/saves/skills)
See Invisible
Countless Eyes(All around vision, can't be flanked)
Heighten Awareness (+2 Perception and Knowledge skills),Tears to wine(+2 enhancement bonus on all Intelligence– and Wisdom-based skill checks.)Communal Stoneskin( 10DR 150 points absorbed),Freedom of Movement
Haste (+1 AC/Hit/Reflex),Targeted Bomb Admixture(17/18 rounds)
HP 122/122 (133/33 w/ Hero Feast)
AC 17/12/15(26/19/24 with Mutagen and shield,Haste)
Saves F15/R15/W10 11 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:
Special Effects: 26/26 bombs
Heroes Feast (+11 HP +1 Attack/Will save, +4 vs. Poison/Fear) Heroism (+2 attack/saves/skills)
See Invisible
Countless Eyes(All around vision, can't be flanked)
Heighten Awareness (+2 Perception and Knowledge skills),Tears to wine(+2 enhancement bonus on all Intelligence– and Wisdom-based skill checks.)Communal Stoneskin( 10DR 150 points absorbed),Freedom of Movement
Haste (+1 AC/Hit/Reflex)
Spugnoir chugs a Targeted Bomb Admixture
Upon drinking an extract created with this formula, you make a significant change to your magical reserve that modifies the nature of all bombs you create and throw during this extract’s duration. This effect on your magical reserve has no effect on any discoveries that you use to modify your bombs, but you can only have one admixture effect (formula with the word “bomb admixture” in its title) active at a time. If you drink another bomb admixture, the effects of the former bomb admixture end and the new one becomes active.
When you throw bombs, they can only hit a direct target; they do not splash. However, the bomb deals its base damage plus double your Intelligence modifier instead of just its base damage plus your Intelligence modifier.
If we have some super secret magic items we have been saving for an emergency, we best use them real soon! No sense dying with the Head of Vecna in your backpack.
Spugnoir lurches in. Nows the time to pull out all of those special items we had tucked away. Spugnoir looks into his pack. Hmm..I doubt those 10 sheets of parchment I bought long ago will help.
HP 116/116 (127 with hero's feast)
AC 17/12/15 (25/18/23 with Mutagen and shield)
Saves F15/R15/W10 11 Fear Poison Immune (+11 Will save with hero's feast
Weapon in hand:
Special Effects: Heroes Feast (+11 HP +1 Attack/Will save, +4 vs. Poison/Fear) 12/23 bombsHeroism (+2 attack/saves/skills)
See Invisible
Countless Eyes(All around vision, can't be flanked)
Heighten Awareness (+2 Perception and Knowledge skills),Tears to wine(+2 enhancement bonus on all Intelligence– and Wisdom-based skill checks.)Communal Stoneskin( 10DR 150 points absorbed), Communal Resist Fire(30 points)