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25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Nope.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Stats:
HP 58/89
AC 17/12/15 (21/14/17 with mutagen) (+25/18/21 with mutagen and shield spell)
Saves F11/R11/W7 9 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:Mace+1
Special effects: Mutagen ,Heroism(+2 saves,attack,skills),CMW potion in sipping jacket,Shield spell(+4 AC) Heightened Awareness +2 Perception/Know skills)
Bombs:11/18

Spugnoir squeezes grease all over Stam.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

I would drop a grease bomb, but it doesn't affect weapons or armor so we can't use it to escape


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Moot point, Spugnoir is grappled


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

CMB: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22

Nope

Spugnoir does nothing I guess


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

FOCUSS! Focus on the sixth angle of Rubarb's Fifth arcane diagram!

Aid another: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Fort save: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 31

Spugnoir coughs and rushes out of the cloud


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Spugnoir flinches as he gets undead all over him.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Battle stats:
HP 73/89
AC 17/12/15 (21/14/17 with mutagen) (+25/18/21 with mutagen and shield spell)
Saves F11/R11/W7 9 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:Mace+1
Special effects: Mutagen ,Heroism(+2 saves,attack,skills),CMW potion in sipping jacket,Shield spell(+4 AC) Heightened Awareness +2 Perception/Know skills)
Bombs:12/18

Spugnoir attempts to BLAM the nasty with his new gun

Musket,Attack Touch AC: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (14) + 13 = 271d12 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (7) + 1 + (6, 2) = 16


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

We better get ready for major nastiness here. Spugnoir drinks his extract of Shield (+4 AC) and the extract of Heightened Awareness(+2 Perception/Know skills)


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Vampire coffins? Time to sprinkle some holy water Spugnoir will do so.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Spugnoir examines the door to the left
Perception: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (16) + 17 = 33


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Don't see map


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Eh...Let us avoid climbing up for now.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

potions of cure moderate wounds (2)
+2 breastplate,x6
+1 longsword,x6
masterwork light crossbow with 10 bolts,x6
200 gp


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Yes, drink the potions Spugnoir takes two

CMW: 4d8 + 6 ⇒ (7, 5, 4, 6) + 6 = 28


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Spugnoir passes, not wanting to expend any more resources.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Spugnoir steps back and fire bombs the guards, avoiding his friends

Battle stats:

HP 45/89
AC 17/12/15 (21/14/17 with mutagen)
Saves F11/R11/W7 9 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:Mace+1
Special effects: Mutagen ,Heroism(+2 saves,attack,skills),CMW potion in sipping jacket
Bombs:10/18

Fire bomb,Heroism,Touch,PBS,PS,Precise: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (12) + 17 = 296d6 + 6 ⇒ (4, 4, 6, 2, 1, 5) + 6 = 28
Fire bomb,Heroism,Touch,PBS,PS,Precise: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 146d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 6, 6, 4, 2, 5) + 6 = 35


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

My mistake

Battle stats:

HP 89/89
AC 17/12/15 (21/14/17 with mutagen)
Saves F11/R11/W7 9 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:Mace+1
Special effects: Mutagen ,Heroism(+2 saves,attack,skills),CMW potion in sipping jacket
Bombs:12/18

Spugnoir steps up and swipes at a guard
Mace+2: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 211d8 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Spugnoir wins!


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Battle stats:

HP 89/89
AC 17/12/15 (21/14/17 with mutagen)
Saves F11/R11/W7 9 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:Mace+1
Special effects: Mutagen ,Heroism(+2 saves,attack,skills),CMW potion in sipping jacket
Bombs:12/18

Spugnoir grumbles and bombs the line of guards, making sure to keep his friends unharmed

Bomb,Fire,PBS,PS,Touch,Heroism: 1d20 + 13 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 13 + 2 + 2 = 206d6 + 6 ⇒ (1, 5, 1, 2, 1, 5) + 6 = 21
Bomb,Fire,PBS,PS,Touch,Heroism: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 9 + 2 + 2 = 186d6 + 6 ⇒ (5, 4, 3, 2, 3, 2) + 6 = 25


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Spoiler:
=Battle stats]
HP 89/89
AC 17/12/15 (21/14/17 with mutagen)
Saves F11/R11/W7 9 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:Mace+1
Special effects: Mutagen ,Heroism(+2 saves,attack,skills),CMW potion in sipping jacket
Bombs:14/18

Spugnoir throws a grease bomb at one guard each, making sure his allies are not affected

PBS,PS,Precise,Touch,Grease,Heroism: 1d20 + 13 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 13 + 2 + 2 = 316d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 4, 1, 6, 1, 2) + 6 = 23
PBS,PS,Precise,Touch,Grease,Heroism: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 9 + 2 + 2 = 326d6 + 6 ⇒ (5, 6, 4, 1, 2, 2) + 6 = 26

Grease Bomb When the alchemist creates a bomb, he can choose to have it create a grease slick upon detonation. When a grease bomb detonates, it coats an area equal to the bomb’s splash radius in grease (as the grease spell) for 1 round per level. The DC of the Reflex save to avoid falling after a failed Acrobatics check is equal to 10 + 1/2 the alchemist’s level + the alchemist’s Intelligence modifier. A grease bomb can’t affect items or armor.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

East it looks like it. Spugnoir drinks his extract of Herosim


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Spugnoir hands over the requested extracts to Varsk.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Ok then, since this place has no doubt been alerted, we better get ready. These are the extracts I have, remember that there will no doubt be a vampire or more undead. So drink up

1.Shield,CLW,Shield,Targeted Bomb,True Strike,Enlarge Person,Increased Awareness
2.Invisibility,Cure Moderate Wounds,Lesser Restore,Invisibility,Lesser Restore,Invisibility
3.Haste,Heroism,Cure Serious Wounds,CSW,Displacement
4.Restoration,Death Ward,Death Ward,Restoration


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Whoa...the answer to achieving world peace is..umm..where are we?


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

I can still taste her lovely sweat box! She fed me such tears of ecstasy! LIAR! I ripped out her bumpy tummy, and her hot screams were for ME! NO! Mommy bled for us both! She bled for us BOTH!


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

A meatcycle built for two!


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

I'm director of the meat train!


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Herp a derp


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Time for Stam to shift us away?


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

I draw a circle of power to negate the anti gravity and give us limited flight to engage the creature!


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Battle stats:
HP 89/89
AC 17/12/15 (21/14/17 with mutagen)
Saves F11/R11/W7 9 Fear Poison Immune
Weapon in hand:Mace+1
Special effects: Mutagen,CMW potion in sipping jacket
Bombs:16/18

Spugnoir chucks two holy bombs, making sure to make it so they don't harm his friends.

Holy Bomb,PBS,PS,Selective,Touch: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (19) + 14 = 336d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 1, 5, 2, 5, 1) + 6 = 26
Holy Bomb,PBS,PS,Selective,Touch: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 196d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 3, 3, 4, 5, 3) + 6 = 30
Holy Bombs When the alchemist creates a bomb, he can choose to have it deal good divine damage. Evil creatures that take a direct hit from a holy bomb must succeed at a Fortitude save or be staggered on their next turn. Against neutral creatures, holy bombs deal half damage, and such targets are not affected by their staggering effect. Holy bombs have no effect on good-aligned creatures. DC 20


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

This is your territory, Stam.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Spugnoir: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19

Will: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27

Spugnoir gruntsIt is an illusion! There is a Crabman standing right over there! Crab People, Crab People! Smell like crab, look like people!


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Uh oh! He can see us


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Spugnoir whispers to Varsk. Can you sense if he is evil?


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Splitting up is a bad idea, even if it gets us great clues. I suspect some undead horses in the carriage house, but becoming invisible in order to get in is a good idea.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Bless the surrounding grounds! Then we can do that 'invisible box' thing those voiceless street performers do.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

I guess you are right, you could consecrate it so it becomes a sanctuary.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

I could blow down walls with my bombs, but that would take a lot of bombs


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Two, and I have two Restorations


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Daytime is reasonable. Remember, lots of undead, so life protection is a must.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Secret knowledge to be extracted from the dead I think.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Time to unleash some holy smitings!


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Spugnoir hands over the ink well and quill. All I could find


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

So lets get out of here so Stam can Scry.


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Spugnor nods. However no one sees this since he is invisible


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Perception to avoid surprises: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (14) + 17 = 31

Once he is sure that it isn't another mimic, he pilfers both ink well and quill and heads back up[/b]


25% Chance to reduce crits 1/2Orc
Mutagen stats:
+4 Dex -2 Wis +2 Nat Armor AC21T14FF17
Alchemist12HP89/89,Init+6,F12R12W8(10 fear)(+8vs. Poison)AC19T12FF17Per+17

Spugnoir sneaks down to see what he can see and snatch
Stealth+Inviso: 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (15) + 34 = 49

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