Sock Simian's page

*ook*

Ook ook I'm a 19-year old hawt gamer bisexual chick

Pfft.

No you aren't

taig wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

I am nothing but a sock puppet. And the fact I admit it here will undoubtedly only convince you even more that I'm not. My nefarious scheme cannot fail!

Moo-hah-hah.

Um, I met you at PaizoCon, so I can't accept your thesis.

However, *I* am a sockpuppet.

Yes, you are my sockpuppet that I am using to back up my other sockpuppet's existence. I am an evil genius!!!!

Gen-I-us!

Hi I'm Sock Simian. I'm a separate account, so I can look like a real person, but I am actually someone who has been banned or ostracised by a majority of forum members. I suffer from AAS too (so eat it MT!), but mine is even worse, because I have to try and not sound to much like my banned/hated account to stay on the forum. And it is soo hard with all THE FRIGGING PUKES HERE WHO DON'T HAVE A GODDAMN CLUE WTF THEY ARE TALKING ABOU..err..*ahem*..I mean I am happy to be here and share my ideas with the community ....

If a paladin takes a nasty deuce and doesn't spray after, is that evil? That one is either gender.

If an inane thread about evil goes off topic into inane questions for a game designer, is this evil? Or just banality? Or a medicatable attention disorder?

Gish may be a bad word but at least it's deserved -- unlike sh**, fu** and some others which are bad for no reason.

And at least Gish is accurate, unlike Magus, Vanguard and some others that are just lame attempts to rename Gish.

I still like 'Stabracadabra'

Alice wrote:

Where... where am I? It looks like home, but everything is all sdrawkcab.

Whoa, a talking hairless monkey!

Who you talkin' to Willis?

Dance, monkey!

Dances

Sock Simian wrote:

Troll Puppet wrote:

Sock Simian wrote:

I am far too serious of a poster to dance nekkid for your amusement. Gaming is serious stuff! There are posters who are wrong!

You are also worng. Cats is failing, and the Sound of Music is a classic. Where are your dancing felines now?

Cats made 45 BILLION dollars during its run in Broadway! Check out the reviews! How can you argue with that?

But the Sound of Music is a classic tale which has transcended generations! I mean, the score! That is GOLD!

How can you endorse a musical featuring that pornographic actress Julie Andrews! For shame! I mean, that link is sooo nasty!

Sock Simian wrote:

I am far too serious of a poster to dance nekkid for your amusement. Gaming is serious stuff! There are posters who are wrong!

You are also worng. Cats is failing, and the Sound of Music is a classic. Where are your dancing felines now?

Cats made 45 BILLION dollars during its run in Broadway! Check out the reviews! How can you argue with that?

I am far too serious of a poster to dance nekkid for your amusement. Gaming is serious stuff! There are posters who are wrong!

I have seen the Sound of Music a gajillion times but I still like it.

According to statistics that I infer from what two of my co-workers chatted about in the bathroom last Monday, the Sound of Music is totally pwned by Cats.