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Slip and Slaad wrote:

I like my name, but I have to problems with.

Problem The First: My initials spell out JAM
Problem The Second: My first name is also the first name of a celebrity who has his name chanted at least once per show.

Jerry Springer?

Unfortunately. Apparently people think chanting that when I've done something that they think is neat or cool. Wish I knew what that was.

I like my name, but I have to problems with.

Problem The First: My initials spell out JAM
Problem The Second: My first name is also the first name of a celebrity who has his name chanted at least once per show.

*slides into thread*

Give somebody gta e.g. 4 to play and watch how long it takes for that someone to start running people over and shooting them up.

*slips out of thread before anyone noticed*

Strange, I could have sworn my group of fellow heroes killed the beast a few years ago.. it must have bred!

....

AH! MY BRAIN IS BURNING!!

*slides off to find mind soap*

"Not much more than usual really. My Little Pet Shop of Horrors is doing pretty good. Now if only the piranary* would sell better..." He trails off as he thinks about those poor creature unwanted in their tanks.

*Piranha + Canary = Piranary

You should know better than to ask a Slaad what he wants to drink! That's like, a plan or something! Surprise me!

A rustling from the treeline at the edge of the lawn is followed a moment later by a wide-eyed Dalesman. He slowly looks around at the newly-reborn Club grounds.

"No. [Expletive deleted]. Way."

;D

Yeah, we got the club back! Such randomness is only through the power of the Slaadi!

Why the f!*% were you assclowns replaced by f!*%ing proteans?

Dear Shanky the Dretchachaun,

We were replaced for 2 reasons.

Reason 1) The Slavers of the Coast want to own us forever, despite the fact they have no control over home games, and thus we shall thrive in the chaos that are sandbox games!

Reason 2) Dragons needed more protean in their diets.

Signed, Slip and Slaad

"the Great Beyond"

What does the land outside the Great Valley have anything to do with Creation Myths of Golorian?

Yay, a thread where no one's making out-landish, troll feeding claims!

*relaxes onto comfy couch, sips cold water*

So Taikwan-dodos were real?

Yet another reason to make a time-machine...

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

The Vicar of Vomit

You're a puke priest?

An Urgathoin dropout obviously...

*slips, then slides, on the wonderful ice and in the delightfully fluffy snow*

+Infinity

I am in awe of your... creativity.

*I was never allowed to play a member of the Lollipop Guild(and I was working with 2 other players on it).

*I can not play triplets with the other players(same 2 players mentioned above)

*I can not wildshape into an elephant over the flying dragon.

I am using this alias to protect my identity.

Oooohhhh Spiiike!

*throws large alcohal-laced chicken*

I wish that I could get away with murder, without feeling any remorse.

This is DEFINITELY a joke

Granted. You murder yourself and no longer feel anything.

I wish I knew the funniest joke ever.

Slip and Slaad wrote:

lynora wrote:

I'm at the point where I would gladly maim someone for a diet coke :/

*Eyes grow wide*

*slowly hides diet coke behind back*

I saw that! Give it here! Give it! I wants it!

*tosses diet pepsi decoy, slides away*

I'm at the point where I would gladly maim someone for a diet coke :/

*Eyes grow wide*

I see Spike has a new place to play. How are you Lyn?

Dear Jack,

Where can I find a never ending barrel of rum.

Running Bull

Go here.

-Slip and Slaad

You know, despite the fact we are supposed to be the embodiment of Chaos, we are really organized. Think about. WE ARE COLOR CODED!!! We a have a heirarchy! We follow a system that allows us to procreate(catch something alive, then egg it).

You ever hear the old myth that from Chaos sprang Order? Sladdi are not creatures of Chaos, we are creatures of Ordered Chaos!!!

lynora-Jill wrote:

The nymphs are pouting.

Uh-oh. LJ comes up behind JH and puts her hands over his eyes. For your own good, hon.

Make a Will save... :P

Um - Dextrous Will, Slippery Mind..........help....

*wicked gleams appears in S&S' eyes*

Slip and Slaad wrote:

*slides out of shop and strikes up a dramatic pose*

Rejoice friends Jacks! For I have created self-replicating beer of the highest quality! Never shall the keg be empty, never shall a Jack need be sober! And as soon as I have self-replicating food, never shall the party end!

*places beer keg on table*
*Label reads: "The Neverending Beer." Tiny writing at the bottom says:Patented and trademarked by Slip and Slaad's Little House of Horros. WARNING: May cause Neverending Beer Farts.*

Edited that for you.

I'll pass. Get it? I'll pass? MWAHAHAHA!

"..."

"You get the near-beer."

*slides out of shop and strikes up a dramatic pose*

Rejoice friends Jacks! For I have created self-replicating beer of the highest quality! Never shall the keg be empty, never shall a Jack need be sober! And as soon as I have self-replicating food, never shall the party end!

*places beer keg on table*
*Label reads: "The Neverending Beer." Tiny writing at the bottom says:Patented and trademarked by Slip and Slaad's Little House of Horros.*

Slip and Slaad wrote:

*sees crushed borg and goes to get baby rustmonster to clean up*

Assimilates Rust Monster This new drone will be useful in accessing sectors that are not currently open to us.

Hm... it will be interesting to see what happens when the Bio-chip virus is assimilated.

*sees crushed borg and goes to get baby rustmonster to clean up*

lynora-Jill wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

His voice trails off as he opens the paper and actually reads what she wrote.

"Oh my..." :D

"I sign a lot of release forms when I've been drinking. And sometimes it takes some really...creative efforts to get those forms back," she said with a wink. "Might as well let someone else benefit from my bad judgment," she added with a grin, laying back on a deck chair to soak up some sun.

"I benefit from your judgment. Your naughty judgment." ;)

I have a feeling I should make some endurance enhancers...

Slip and Slaad wrote:

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"I was about to ask if I needed to take care of something. That's the answer I wanted," he chuckles, putting up a piece of paper he was reading.

"Though Spike might've enjoyed the workout. If he's not busy eating peasants again, that is."

Oh yeah, all the different dragon genetics are going to mqke him active. I really should make him a play-mate or something. Maybe metallic dragon DNA?

"If they'll get along alright, that's fine. If they start destroying the buses or wrecking the bar, though....then we have problems, neh?"

Now I want Godzilla DNA...

If I use Spike's DNA as a base, they should get along fine. I'll have to go catch a goblin druid for their meals, but that shouldn't be a problem. I just need a sign that say 'Elf Season,' alert the elves to my plan, and put the sign in a forest...

Or I could order Purina Hydra Chow, but that isn't as fun.

"I was about to ask if I needed to take care of something. That's the answer I wanted," he chuckles, putting up a piece of paper he was reading.

"Though Spike might've enjoyed the workout. If he's not busy eating peasants again, that is."

Oh yeah, all the different dragon genetics are going to mqke him active. I really should make him a play-mate or something. Maybe metallic dragon DNA?

Slip and Slaad wrote:

*slides out of lab in tattered lab coat*

Okay... It is not a good idea to mix octupus and mountain lion DNA.

Expecting the most obvious of jokes.

"I bet. You look pretty rough, man. Ouch..."

At least it was to unstable to last long.

*slides out of lab in tattered lab coat*
Okay... It is not a good idea to mix octupus and mountain lion DNA.

Expecting the most obvious of jokes.

*is found floating in AF's fish bowl*

I wouldn't we would forget the parties you threw, we just may not go to them. And the Jack's only need a few kegs before they start to forget things...

JH looks up from his Dark & Stormy and sees the General and Salty fishing in the rowboat in the middle of the pool.

Hey guys? Uh, nevermind...

*slips dire shark into water, begins humming as he sits in a beach chair to watch.*

"I've only got a limited time here myself, so no beating around the bush, so to speak." ^.^

You are oh so mean to the woodlings. Good job! Please stay out of my shop/bioengineering lab.

Slip and Slaad wrote:

If I'm interruptting, I apoligize. I'd like a pepperoni pizza if you're ordering.

Let's see. How does this thing work?

*presses semi-random buttons*

*gets pizza with lots of vegetables*

Looks like that one's mine. I'll try again.

*presses more buttons*

Hmm. I think you got pepperoni and sausage, Slip and Slaad. Hope that's okay.

Its fine, I can pick off the sausage anf use it to feed the flying pirahnas. Thank you.

Jack Hammer wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

*giggle*

Silly. It's a type of salad.

With vegetables? Eww......

But you like onion rings, and onions are vegetables. And do I really need to tell you what pizza sauce is made from? Here's a hint it involves vegetables. And what about salsa? :)

If the replicator can't manage salad, I guess I'll have some pizza.

*slides over*

If I'm interruptting, I apoligize. I'd like a pepperoni pizza if you're ordering.

What is everyone's opinion on shredded red cabbage? Does it make me taste different, or just add color?

*NOM*

*Made up, I think.

Maybe we could put fortunes in the poodle brains.

"You will buy more brains."

*Slides into thread, does zombie impression*

Fixed, just like the Poodles should be.

*Slides into thread, does zombie [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c_uvQ3Mp_8]impression[/url*

*Waits for Spike to finish his meal and get of of the pool, than slips in to get the mithral*

*Completes collecting mithral, gets out of pool and slides to Lynora-Jill.*
Spike should be an excellent guard-hydra if he keeps this up.
*slides of mumbling*
Something small and tough next time, and a lot of them...

In his own way, Slippy is spoileing Spike.

It is only a half-black dragon megaraptor in +1 mithral breastplate, definitly withing Spike's range. Minus the wings, the breath weapon, plus natural displacement and the speed that would make a 20th level monk cry for mommy.

It seems it doesn't mind. Though it may when it realizes two of it's breath weapons are useless against my Junranshi. It will be interesting to see how it handles faster than it.
*Points at Spike as he lets Junranshi off leash*
Put on a show Junranshi!!

*Pulls out dinosaur-like dragon in mithral breastplate by leash*

Okay, let's see how Spike does getting through armor. Should be interesting to see him getting past the natural defenses I gave you. Natural displacement alone well be enough to get him some trouble. And your natural speed makes you as fast as a monk under the effects of a haste spell. Still, after seeing it tear that dire shark to pieces, I'm glad you're not the original.

[/green around the gills]

I can remove those... though I don't remember giving you the gills...

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Hence the phrase, Man-Jack. The problem you're facing, Ambrosia, is that the [Man]Slaads loved being invaded and trashed as much as the Jacks loved invading and trashing. There are just times that there's no winning as a Woman sharing a Man-Jack's/Man-Slaad's world. And I won't even attempt explaining slaads to you.

Slaadi are no strangers to War: hit-and-run when they can, scavenging when they can't. But to then attempt to enslave the slaadi, to brainwash them with propaganda and restoration programs from their Ministries of "Peace" and "Commerce"... the slaadi will never tolerate attempts to make them slaves.

Plus, as a bioengineer, I need the freedom to do all the Chaotic experiments I want.

From inside the shop, I am not making oozes so you can wrestle in them! *BOOM* *cough* *cough* I'm okay!

"Get that Slaad a lab coat - it's going to be some wierd science today." :)

Weird Science is a good movie.

*Slides back out to retrieve cage* <--He already has a lab coat! :)

Next time, let it out of the cage, Spike will not get any exercise if he keeps using his breath weapons.

*pushes cage back into shop, mumbling*
I could have sworn half-dragon only got one use of their breath weapons a day. I'll have to check my notes when I make the next model...

*Pushes cage out of shop*
Got his next meal. We won't need the pool, this one is a landwalker.

Should be interesting to see him use his breath weapons against my latest creation.

Notice it has no swim speed.

I am also taking suggestions for possible creatures.
*goes back into shop*

*Peeks out of shop*
How does one usually tell the gender of Hydras? That was the base creature after all.
*goes back into shop*

Jacks, Slaads, and Poodles
are fighting a play by post
war. Join us, the Slaads!