Poor thread... We just wanted to be chaotic.
{piles rubble into semi-neat pile off to one side, examines collapsed ceiling where Cobb Slaad had lived.}
I don't see him anywhere. What's this? {picks up large shiny slightly-lumpy sphere} Hmmmm, lucky it's so hard. Maybe it's a Cobbie-Spider eggsack? {carefully sets it off to one side, wraps heating pad over it to keep any possible babies warm}
{looks around at jumbo lego-block wreckage, empty knight armor, trashed tank and spaceship} Hopefully no one left any concentrated evil lying around.
Poor thread... We just wanted to be chaotic.
That's Chaos for ya... can't have Harmonia without Discordia. {goes back to cleaning}
Poor thread... We just wanted to be chaotic.
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You can't spread chaos on an empty stomach. So fill your belly with some delicious Hungry Jack® products. Maybe some Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes, or perhaps some Hungry Jack® Pancakes with yummy re-heatable microwavable Hungry Jack® Syrup. Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, or something in between – you can’t go wrong with Hungry Jack®.
You can't spread chaos on an empty stomach. So fill your belly with some delicious Hungry Jack® products. Maybe some Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes, or perhaps some Hungry Jack® Pancakes with yummy re-heatable microwavable Hungry Jack® Syrup. Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, or something in between – you can’t go wrong with Hungry Jack®.
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You can't spread chaos on an empty stomach. So fill your belly with some delicious Hungry Jack® products. Maybe some Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes, or perhaps some Hungry Jack® Pancakes with yummy re-heatable microwavable Hungry Jack® Syrup. Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, or something in between – you can’t go wrong with Hungry Jack®.This message brought to you by the Jacks Restoration Program.
Actually, this message was brought to you by Hungry Jack™.
Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like the Slaads for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why every slaad’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
Actually, this message was brought to you by Hungry Jack.
Hungry Jack has been feeding families like the Slaads for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why every slaad’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
There's one thing Harmonia and Discordia can agree upon... SPAMmers belong at the bottom of the cesspit under Azmodeus's outhouse.
Kindly take your carpetbagger selves back to your own two threads and keep your "restoration programs" and Hungry Jack shilling to your Jackselves.
You can't spread chaos on an empty stomach. So fill your belly with some delicious Hungry Jack® products. Maybe some Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes, or perhaps some Hungry Jack® Pancakes with yummy re-heatable microwavable Hungry Jack® Syrup. Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, or something in between – you can’t go wrong with Hungry Jack®.This message brought to you by the Jacks Restoration Program.Actually, this message was brought to you by Hungry Jack™.
Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like the Slaads for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why every slaad’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
No, it's brought to you by the Jack's Restoration Program!
Actually, this message was brought to you by Hungry Jack.
Hungry Jack has been feeding families like the Slaads for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why every slaad’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
There's one thing Harmonia and Discordia can agree upon... SPAMmers belong at the bottom of the cesspit under Azmodeus's outhouse.
Kindly take your carpetbagger selves back to your own two threads and keep your "restoration programs" and Hungry Jack shilling to your Jackselves.
But the little eggs so love Hungry Jack! Would you deny them their happiness?
Hell hath no furry like a woman whose house-cleaning hath been ruined.
Hell hath no furry like a woman whose house-cleaning hath been ruined.
*ducks*
You must be cautious.
But the little eggs so love Hungry Jack! Would you deny them their happiness?
Better to starve than sup at the feet of a would-be master. We are not dogs.
Hunger and lean times build strength and character. Cruel as it sometimes seems, Nature and Chaos winnow out the weak from the strong.
And BTW, Auntie Ambrosia can cook a stack of pancakes that puts to shame any crap from a box.
Yeah. What she said.
Hence the phrase, Man-Jack. The problem you're facing, Ambrosia, is that the [Man]Slaads loved being invaded and trashed as much as the Jacks loved invading and trashing. There are just times that there's no winning as a Woman sharing a Man-Jack's/Man-Slaad's world. And I won't even attempt explaining slaads to you.Slaadi are no strangers to War: hit-and-run when they can, scavenging when they can't. But to then attempt to enslave the slaadi, to brainwash them with propaganda and restoration programs from their Ministries of "Peace" and "Commerce"... the slaadi will never tolerate attempts to make them slaves.
Plus, as a bioengineer, I need the freedom to do all the Chaotic experiments I want.
*Puts on lab coat*Call me if you want help Ambrosia... or anything else.
*sly wink*
But the little eggs so love Hungry Jack! Would you deny them their happiness?Better to starve than sup at the feet of a would-be master. We are not dogs.
Did we ever call you Poodles? Nay! If we thought that lowly of you we would have simply ignored you.
We are kind masters. All we ask is that the slaadi acknowledge Callous Jack's awesomeness. And some beer. Sans acid or eggs.
In exchange you get to partake of the kickin' parties we throw. (Consuming much of said beer tribute) I know you like them. ;)
Departs from thread, singing, "Slip-slaadin' away..."
But the little eggs so love Hungry Jack! Would you deny them their happiness?Better to starve than sup at the feet of a would-be master. We are not dogs.Did we ever call you Poodles? Nay! If we thought that lowly of you we would have simply ignored you.
We are kind masters. All we ask is that the slaadi acknowledge Callous Jack's awesomeness. And some beer. Sans acid or eggs.
In exchange you get to partake of the kickin' parties we throw. (Consuming much of said beer tribute) I know you like them. ;)
Ahem! Masters? Really? That's just taking this way too far. Now stop harassing the nice slaadi and go back to drinking.
Ahem...
Points to "Master" name tag from the edge of the thread.
Ahem! Masters? Really? That's just taking this way too far. Now stop harassing the nice slaadi and go back to drinking.But the little eggs so love Hungry Jack! Would you deny them their happiness?Better to starve than sup at the feet of a would-be master. We are not dogs.Did we ever call you Poodles? Nay! If we thought that lowly of you we would have simply ignored you.
We are kind masters. All we ask is that the slaadi acknowledge Callous Jack's awesomeness. And some beer. Sans acid or eggs.
In exchange you get to partake of the kickin' parties we throw. (Consuming much of said beer tribute) I know you like them. ;)
Her word. Awesome older brothers, worthy of adoration and tribute?
*grumbles* Must re-evaluate some things...
*heads back to Clubhouse*
We are kind masters. All we ask is that the slaadi acknowledge Callous Jack's awesomeness. And some beer. Sans acid or eggs.
In exchange you get to partake of the kickin' parties we throw. (Consuming much of said beer tribute) I know you like them. ;)
No matter how large or gilded, a cage is still a cage.
As for what I like or dislike, it does not matter. Yes, I am sure of it now... taking on a human's form has granted me it's weaknesses as well.
We are kind masters. All we ask is that the slaadi acknowledge Callous Jack's awesomeness. And some beer. Sans acid or eggs.
In exchange you get to partake of the kickin' parties we throw. (Consuming much of said beer tribute) I know you like them. ;)
No matter how large or gilded, a cage is still a cage.
As for what I like or dislike, it does not matter. Yes, I am sure of it now... taking on a human's form has granted me it's weaknesses as well.
Well....I hope that we can still be friends. And that you'll still come to the parties sometimes. If there's anything I can do to help, you know where to find me.
leaves, looking a little worried
Rubs his temples to alleviate the pounding headache he's just spawned.
"Well this is a fine 'how do you do'..."
We are kind masters. All we ask is that the slaadi acknowledge Callous Jack's awesomeness. And some beer. Sans acid or eggs.
In exchange you get to partake of the kickin' parties we throw. (Consuming much of said beer tribute) I know you like them. ;)
No matter how large or gilded, a cage is still a cage.
As for what I like or dislike, it does not matter. Yes, I am sure of it now... taking on a human's form has granted me it's weaknesses as well.
*sigh* The boy slaadi didn't get this worked up. Even the one playing with the nuke.
*leaves thread*
Yep, time to leave port.
*leaves thread*
We should have a picnic.
We are kind masters. All we ask is that the slaadi acknowledge Callous Jack's awesomeness. And some beer. Sans acid or eggs.
In exchange you get to partake of the kickin' parties we throw. (Consuming much of said beer tribute) I know you like them. ;)
No matter how large or gilded, a cage is still a cage.
As for what I like or dislike, it does not matter. Yes, I am sure of it now... taking on a human's form has granted me it's weaknesses as well.
"I'd offer to help clean up a bit, but I don't think it would have the intended effect, given everyone elses' mood right now..."
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No, it's brought to you by the Jack's Restoration Program!You can't spread chaos on an empty stomach. So fill your belly with some delicious Hungry Jack® products. Maybe some Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes, or perhaps some Hungry Jack® Pancakes with yummy re-heatable microwavable Hungry Jack® Syrup. Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, or something in between – you can’t go wrong with Hungry Jack®.This message brought to you by the Jacks Restoration Program.Actually, this message was brought to you by Hungry Jack™.
Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like the Slaads for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why every slaad’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!
How about both?
No matter how large or gilded, a cage is still a cage.
As for what I like or dislike, it does not matter. Yes, I am sure of it now... taking on a human's form has granted me it's weaknesses as well.
"I'd offer to help clean up a bit, but I don't think it would have the intended effect, given everyone elses' mood right now..."
Devlyn nods.
"Right. Well, hopefully I'll see ya around."
He heads out of the thread.
Devlyn nods.
"Right. Well, hopefully I'll see ya around."
He heads out of the thread.
{deep sigh} Maybe it's better this way. Hanging around me will only get him ostracized from the Clubhouse... or something worse.
....Hungry Jack shilling ....
Watch it red! Hungry Jack happens to be a friend of mine. Not to mention we have a lot in common - my main ingredient is the potato, while his company produces some great potato products.
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Watch it red! Hungry Jack happens to be a friend of mine. Not to mention we have a lot in common - my main ingredient is the potato, while his company produces some great potato products.
I don't really have anything against the Hungry Jack products. And I expected a certain amount of congrats and even gloating by the victors. But there was something about him coming into our demiplane and making another commercial (how matter how well meaning) made it feel like they thought they owned our place. It just "mashed my buttons" really hard.
{still no Devlyn; deep sighs} F*ck {announces loudly in empty thread} If anyone's looking for me, I'm gonna go drink till I puke.
{wanders off}
Morale's kinda low here. Maybe we should barbecue a poodle.
Devlyn nods.
"Right. Well, hopefully I'll see ya around."
He heads out of the thread.
{deep sigh} Maybe it's better this way. Hanging around me will only get him ostracized from the Clubhouse... or something worse.
Morale's kinda low here. Maybe we should barbecue a poodle.
You know, *walks into thread twirling a Jack
s head/helmet/?* you'd think JH would have realize I switched his real head/helmet/whatever for some gold colored tin, but he is a Jack.*Hands head over to Tossed Slaad*
This should be an excellent morale booster.
{still no Devlyn; deep sighs} F*ck {announces loudly in empty thread} If anyone's looking for me, I'm gonna go drink till I puke.
{wanders off}
Devlyn pokes his head back into the thread.
"Uh, guys? My Dalesman Sense was tingling all of a sudden. Ambrosia didn't go off to start a major land war somewhere did she?"
Looks around for her if he doesn't get trounced too badly.
I can't barbecue a golem head...
I can't barbecue a golem head...
Use it as a toilet, a place to grow chaos flowers, or were it and infiltrate the Jack threads. I don't care, such planning is not Chaotic enough.
Sniffs the air, then follows his nose until he starts finding bottles. Smells like her scent on them.
"Looks like she started doing what I was going to go do. Crap..."
Keeps following the bottles.
"Damn, this is a long trail...."
Sniffs the air, then follows his nose until he starts finding bottles. Smells like her scent on them.
"Looks like she started doing what I was going to go do. Crap..."
Keeps following the bottles.
{spots Devlyn looking around, sniffing} *Hey, how can he smell me? I haven't even got a good drunk on* {smells self} *yeah, I'm not pukey-stinky yet.* {spots him sniffing} *I'm not- ooooh, right, lycanthrope. Duh.*
{smiles a little} *It's nice though when... after... he's all purry and rumbly.*
*Crap, I can't feel sorry for myself when he's around. I knew I should have gated out of here.* {hunkers down lower behind rubble}
<comes running back into the thread carrying an insanely huge amount of stuff>
Alright!
<drops all the stuff and starts pulling items out of the pile>
I got water balloons to rust the Jacks, Lock Tite adhesive to slow them down, a couple of giant electro-magnets we can bounce them between, an Official Loophole to deal with that dang LAW-mower, a packet of Sea Monkeys, a case of high octane rum spiked with sulfuric acid, some bananas, a water cannon, a copy of Play Poodle to be used as bait, two hundred gallons of Round-up and a ...
Hey, where'd everyone go?
<comes running back into the thread carrying an insanely huge amount of stuff>
Alright!
<drops all the stuff and starts pulling items out of the pile>
I got water balloons to rust the Jacks, Lock Tite adhesive to slow them down, a couple of giant electro-magnets we can bounce them between, an Official Loophole to deal with that dang LAW-mower, a packet of Sea Monkeys, a case of high octane rum spiked with sulfuric acid, some bananas, a water cannon, a copy of Play Poodle to be used as bait, two hundred gallons of Round-up and a ...
Hey, where'd everyone go?
We were just about to have a picnic. Glad you showed up!
You know... if the Jack's are expecting an attack, they'll be ready. However... If we seend tham an extremely large amount of normal beer, we can attack them while they are drunk...
We were just about to have a picnic. Glad you showed up!<comes running back into the thread carrying an insanely huge amount of stuff>
Alright!
<drops all the stuff and starts pulling items out of the pile>
I got water balloons to rust the Jacks, Lock Tite adhesive to slow them down, a couple of giant electro-magnets we can bounce them between, an Official Loophole to deal with that dang LAW-mower, a packet of Sea Monkeys, a case of high octane rum spiked with sulfuric acid, some bananas, a water cannon, a copy of Play Poodle to be used as bait, two hundred gallons of Round-up and a ...
Hey, where'd everyone go?
Woot! Water balloon fight!!!
<throws a water balloon at Tossed Slaad>
However... If we seend tham an extremely large amount of normal beer, we can attack them while they are drunk...
{burrows back up into thread} Will that work? {tries to divide 'infinite beer' by 'existing Jacks'... tiny brain asplodes a little bit}
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Sausage Apple Pecan Pancakes
Ingredients:
SAUSAGE APPLE PECAN MIXTURE
• 8 Johnsonville Original Breakfast Links or Vermont Maple Syrup Links
• Crisco® Butter No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 cup peeled, chopped apples
• 1/4 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 1/4 cup chopped pecans
PANCAKE
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 3/4 cup water
• Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
• Whipped cream
• Cinnamon
Preparation Directions:
1. COOK sausage links in skillet over medium-low heat for 10 to 13 minutes. Turn often with tongs to brown evenly.
2. COAT a 9-inch microwave-safe pie plate with no-stick cooking spray. Place sausage links in spoke-like pattern in bottom of pie plate. Combine apples, syrup, cinnamon and pecans. Spread evenly between sausage links. Cover with plastic wrap. Microwave on HIGH 2 to 3 minutes or until apples are fork tender.
3. WHISK pancake mix, cinnamon and water in medium bowl until well blended. Pour over apple mixture immediately after the first cooking time.
4. MICROWAVE on HIGH for 6 to 7 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cover with foil. Let stand 5 minutes. Invert onto serving plate. Top with additional syrup, whipped cream and a sprinkle of cinnamon. Cut into wedges to serve.
Yield: 3-4 servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 10 min