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35 posts. Alias of James Martin (RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16, 2011 Top 32).


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Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

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Boon: 1d20 ⇒ 11


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

"Your friend am skeelyton? Am you not noticing him am not full of goo and meat?!?" Sippit thinks maybe elves are too much ears and not enough eyes..


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

"He was dead before. But he is no moving now." Sippit calls back helpfully.


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Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit whistles. "You am full of cliches! First it am joining, now it am devouring... Is you reading from list?" Sippit spends two actions to cast Tanglefoot! Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15 Spell DC 15! His last action is spent moving closer to the evil skelly-ton!


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

"Bad skellyton! Shoving am only for special occasions!" Sippit concentrates and glows!Spending all three actions to cast heal and curing everyone of 4 points of damage and dealing 4 points of damage to Skeletor!


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

"Sippit already joined Society. Too much joining makes goblins crazy, you know? So no, no joining today!" He moves inside.

He sees Taldridi fall and sighs. "Elf am always falling down. Why elf so tall if he spends so much time on ground?" He lets out a long suffering groan and casts heal on the elf with one actions!

Healing: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12 He then draws his club!


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit casts a produce flame and hurls it at the nearest zombie!

FLAMING BAD TOUCH: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7 for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 fire damage!


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit watches with interest as the body is examined. "So we am leaving now?"


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Reflex Bats!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Reflex Acid!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17

The acid doesn't bother Sippit but the bats? The bats do.

Sippit spends two actions to conjure a ball of fire and fling it at the ooze!

Produce Flame: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5 for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 fire damage!


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Acrobatics: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (19) - 2 = 17 Sippit manages to make incompetence look good as he climbs.


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

"Awww." Sippit's face falls as he doesn't get to roast the rats. Still, sulkily, he grabs a dead rat and begins munching on it.


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit's eyes light up at the rats. "DINNER!" He strides over and casts burning hands! FIRE!: 2d6 + 1 ⇒ (1, 5) + 1 = 7


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Now flank imposes the Flatfooted condition on the victim, which means a -2 to AC for them. GM tracks, which makes things a bit simpler for players.


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

Sippit sees the kobold race off, then also sees Min fall down. He twitches a bit from the sparking and sighs deeply. He casts stabilize on Min! With his last action, he strides after the kobold, shouting, "HE AM GETTING AWAY!"


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit double strides behind the nefarious kobold and tries to whack it over the head with his club! Clubbin': 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 for 1d6 ⇒ 3 damage!


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit grins widely at Min. "Healing am setting fire to injury!"

Sippit STRIDES south of Grinwald. He casts PRODUCE FLAME at the yellow kobold! Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21 for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 fire damage!


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit growls at the kobold in front of him and spits. "Kobold? Not so bold. Goblins is much bolderer!" He grins widely and casts burning hand on the stupid kobold! Fire!: 2d6 ⇒ (4, 5) = 9 Reflex DC 15 for half! With his last action, he draws his club, holding it ready to whack a kobold!


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

I don't think the barbarian has the AoO reaction ability yet. It's no longer a given, it's now a class feature!


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Primal sorcery for the win!


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit STRIDES in front of Taldiri, cracking his knuckles as he goes. He grins at the kobold in front of him, starting to murmur a spell to roast the lizard, but then sees Min fall. He groans to himself and changes his spell to HEAL (2 actions), feeling as if he;s betraying some basic goblinish tenet here.

HEAL MIN: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit strides forward twice, peering around the corner. "Oh, that is what kobold is! Sippit am thinking of something different!" He uses his third stride to move across the sewer channel to the far side!


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit shrugs and uses the SEARCH action to look out for traps as directed.


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

"Maybe them is actual sharks? Sippit is never seeing shark-dragon before." He sighs, for the image is grand and he may never see it.


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit shrugs. "Pathfinders say help, Sippit helps." He looks unimpressed by these 'Sewer Dragons'.


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Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit peers at the halfling for a moment before sighing disappointedly. "Musta been the healing one. Wonder where I put the poison?"


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Minor healing potion. 1d8, I think.


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit still stares at his palms, wondering if the hair or the self-abuse came first... Seeing the halfling bleeding, he grins and reaches into his pouch and pulls out a murky "healing" potion. "You can be drinking this. It is making you feel better. Or maybe it is poison? I think that am good potion. But am good for making better or good for making dead? Hmmm..."


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Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

"Band of Palm? Isn't that when you do the thing that makes the priests tell you will make you blind and have hairy palms?" Sippit looks confused, as his palms are naturally hairy and his eyesight is clear despite numerous warnings.

He glares back at the boy. "You is telling us what we want to know or Sippit is deciding you smell better roasted!" He ignites a fire in his palm and waves it in the boy's face.

Intimidate: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit growls, a feral animal sound and casts his fire spell again! Two actions and tries to hurl it at a nearby enemy!
Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15 for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 fire damage!


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Sippit cackles at the thugs. "Oh oh! They is made of flesh! Tasty, tasty flammable flesh!"

He makes a motion and speaks a word (two action spell) and casts Produce Flame! He flings at the nearest thug! Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12 for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 fire damage! he then moves 25 feet closer to the thug! (3rd action)


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 11

"Who am knowing what am going on?" the goblin lets a flame play over his fingers. "Am shame if place am burning down. Shame, shame, shame."


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

"Maybe Sippit is going under the covers? Maybe he is needing haircut?" The goblin helpfully pats his bald goblin pate.


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

"I like dwarf plan. Maybe we add burning people/things too?" Sippit nods vigorously, forgetting the whole 'be careful' admonition.

Diplomacy to Gather Information: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

"You want we should break legs? Slice 'em up good? Make 'em inta stew?" Sippit leans forward, looking manic and excited by the prospect of Society-sponsored violence.


Sippit | Male Goblin | N Sorcerer / 1st | HP:15/15 | AC:14 TAC:14 | F:+4 R:+3 W:+1 | Per: +0 | Stealth: +1

Okay, here's my goblin sorcerer.