Seventh Tentaclarian's page

Mmm... cowamari...

Oi! Blasphemers!

Merely a humble servant of the Seventh Tentacle.

If you wear a full plate, and a tentacle gets inside, you will not be able to stop the tickles at all...

Infundibulum 8:20. As true today, as when it was written. Let us writhe.

*Pumps more goo*

Looks like it grew a tentacle. And a hatred for all humankind

...

What if insert we them beetles? I have no idea what would happen...

*Inserts beetles*

None of that! Cut it out with the beetles! Oi!

Finally! Look, I've been meaning to ask, why does our holy book fold out?

That verily, like unto a road map, it shall never be properly refolded. For the way is long and the tentacles many, and only the seventh shall our nethers pierce. Pierced be he who asketh for directions, as he who asketh not for directions. —Hydrostat 3:16

As true today, as when it was written.

Pascals wager only works when you have reason to conclude a deity that cares about your belief in it. Absent that, for all you know the deity could punish you for believing in it.

"you..what.. what are you doing in my afterlife? ARRRRGH! not another one!" *7th dimensional tentacle objection*

Hey! Good to meet a fellow true believer on the boards!