Ser Guii de Facien's page

"Goblin school! Goblin school! Writing for fool! Songs are cool!"

Seriously, a non-Bard school where Wizards cast their spells by singing them into existence would be freaking awesome.

I support any blog that provides goblinoid people with snazzy footwear!

Right, of course. That'll teach me to post while tired. I blame the decaf.

DECAF?? HERESY!!

Better if no one dies if it can be done?

Unfortunately, you can't create playtest characters because it hard-stops at 'pick a faction'.

"She had FIRE in her backpack and it made her GO places! IT WAS SO COOLLLLL! I SURE HOPE THE ETERNAL ROSE HAS A FIREPACK FOR ME! I COULD MAKE PRETTY SKY-FIRE DRAWINGS!!!"

*holds up a torch and waves it around emphatically!*

We are all going to be Paladins and bring love and joy and dancing and singing and beauty back to Golarion! The Eternal Rose sees love in everyone, and we will bring our own flavor to the stew! Everyone should be proud, too!

"I hope I can keep buying the thread adult beverages and don't fall because of it -- well, unless I'm drunk?"

"I'm sorry I poisoned the entire thread by buying them a round at the bar? I was just trying to be friendly!"

Eye-Finders are horrible over-priced garbage that doesn't even turn on light without using a stupid push a bunch of times series of instructions. Give me a Wayfinder any day!

I have a sudden need for a goblin Paladin of Shelyn. Perhaps that will be my official playtest character....

"You can come and help me sing all the songs for the Eternal Rose and we can burn all the bad peoples who--"

The ETERNAL ROSEGui, I know you try really hard but you know burning them first is a bad thing, and if they die by burning to death it will be very, very sad so please don't do that. If you want to make art with fire I've heard of this new mortal invention called 'fireworks' that you will be able to make the prettiest of fires without burning anyuone alive. Now, if they DO attack you, and you have to use fire, make sure it's a pretty fire and don't make them ugly from burning, okay?

False paladin, everyone knows goblin paladins worship sarenrae because fire.

The Eternal Rose loves our SINGING! WHO'S THE LIAR NOW LONGSHANKS??

The Eternal Rose Gui, it's okay to let them be like that. They don't understand I Love Your Music!

...okay... Please don't cry!

As a Goblin-born I know NO ONE is truly 'Innocent'. THEREFORE, I CAN BURN/CHOP/HURT ANYONE I WANT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

The Eternal Rose: Please don't make me cry little one, I would be very sad because you became like all the other lawful Best Good murderhobos who used that excuse. Please do this for Me?

Awwww. Please don't cry! Just... I'll do whatever you want, just don't cry, okay?

Player EDIT: That being said though, can we PLEASE get an 'Armor Expert' class that is not ALIGNMENT GATED? PLEASE?

It depends on their alignment...

I May Fall

Did your paladin sing a victory song...?

'Cause I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this vict'ry song, woo, hoo, hoo, woo, hoo, hoo

Are you asking me to break the rules in a thread about paladins? ;)

"Well played, Miss, well played!"

"Ummm. Please tell me that my Goddess still loves my singing, and not just boring building stuff?"

"Goblins will cheer the day
When in tests they will play
The cheers remain humongous
'til the second of Arodus

Shouting is a VC's might
'tis done to set whelps aright
Whether Sword, Spell or Scroll
We'll play in every role!"

In the queue, looking a slight bit more orderly than many of their ilk, a goblin of noble bearing with clean scale mail, well-kept dogslicer stands with a big happy grin on their face.

"Eternal Maiden show you Love, from the heavens above! Ser Guii is here today, no Pathfinders to slay! May we have enough to eat, this we pray!" they offer in an eager and jubilant singsong!

"I... I might be able to be FREE in spreading beauty and joy to everyone? YESS!"

Look, we discussed this at the meeting. You need to shape up if you're going to adapt to human society. We all agreed. We voted.

I know it's hard to use human slang, and to stop referencing to yourself as "me" (it's I), and using complete sentences has been a challenge even for one such as myself, but we have to try. It's the only way we don't get erradicated as a species.

Please try to remember.

"Human words are painful and burn us, but they have a certain beauty to them, like the snapping jaws of an angry goblin dog. The GrandMeet didn't affirm the status of mean dogs before I left, so they're still on the Goblin 'Most Wanted' along with evil horses, right?"

...isn't allowed to say because they're under an NDA* atm

...Wut...

...wonders if being raised in a niche fundamentalist extremist home would be a fair Ancestry for a goblin.

...waits to see what sort of things will transpire going forwards...

Huzzah, Avatar pics back up! Behold the future of Goblin Law and Goodness!

I'm playing a goblin paladin in the playtest, *BECAUSE* I can't separate Moral from Ancestral values.

Let's do this thing.

wishes avatars were available so they could bask in their goblinly goodlienez